Poorly Named Universities

So you're an HR person who's browsing the latest applicant résumés. A few university names made you stop and wonder: Did Candidate X just make that university up? You turn to the internet, and, lo and behold, some state regent or academic administrator was actually dumb enough to come up with that poorly named college.

I've had this experience many a time while looking through résumés. I've put my favorites in here, and added some others after doing a little research.