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List added by Vudija on 9/28/2004

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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

4.80 Stars | 5 ratings

2

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Petersen, Football Coach

4.75 Stars | 4 ratings

3

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"- Dan Quayle

3.67 Stars | 6 ratings

4

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

5

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - BBC Anchorwoman

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

6

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

7

"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." -Detroit Daily News

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

8

"Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison." - Miss America 1983

3.29 Stars | 7 ratings

9

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

10

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - Old NYC Mayor

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

11

The best thing about changes is that the only things that change are the changes.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

12

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Petersen, Footbal Coach

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

13

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinati Newspaper Headline

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

14

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?"- Driver School Applicant

3.00 Stars | 4 ratings

15

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." -Ex-Police Chief of Philadelphia

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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"I invented the internet".- Al Gore

1.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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