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Ridiculous Pickup Lines (5=worst)  (By Vudija (100) on 09/27/2004)

Rate these common pickup lines and rate them according to how ridiculous/annoying you believe them to be. 5 = Most Ridiculous/Hilarious
 
 
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If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it agaisnt me? (4)  5.00 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning (2)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me! (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Ok, I'm here...what are your other 2 wishes? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of them. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty! (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Your good looks don't intimidate me. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes they have to part (4)  4.80 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Your on fire, so let me put you out. (submitted by Jamie McBain) (3)  4.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going? (5)  4.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? (3)  4.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? (2)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? (6)  4.43 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. (submitted by numbah_16_td_haha) (7)  4.33 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
All this could be yours for one low, low price! (3)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be Heaven! (submitted by Jamie McBain) (3)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion. (4)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. (4)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! (3)  4.20 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I guess your parents must be terrorists because they made you the bomb. (thanks SZ) (4)  4.20 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. (5)  4.17 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. (8)  4.11 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (12)  4.08 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Hi, I make more money than you can spend. (7)  4.00 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (5)  4.00 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Lets play Carnival-sit on my face and I'll guess your weight (thanks Djahuti) (5)  4.00 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! (2)  4.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Do you like pool, cause I've got the balls if you've got the rack. (or vice versa) (3)  4.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better. (2)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? (1)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. (46)  3.95 (622)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours (Thanks Drummond) (5)  3.86 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If I followed you home, would you keep me? (submitted by Jamie McBain) (6)  3.86 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? (45)  3.68 (617)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
All those curves, and me with no brakes. (3)  3.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. (2)  3.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? (3)  3.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. (5)  3.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Say,Baby-What's your Sign?" (thanks Djahuti) (4)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. (3)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (3)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? (2)  3.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
My friend bet me $20 that I wouldn't approach you. Wanna drink? It's on him. (37)  3.18 (620)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There are 206 bones in the human body. Want one more? (4)  3.00 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Where have you been all my life? (submitted by Jamie McBain) (6)  2.57 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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