Quotes from the Doctor Who Series

Quotes from the Doctor Who Series

I'm London's most wanted for... parking tickets.

Two hearts? Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!"

A redundant title. Doctors need not exist. Cybermen never sicken.

AFFIRMATIVE!

Ahem. I'm in my dressing gown.

And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an IPod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on!

And you don't appear to have aged a single day. That is tremendously impolite of you.

Before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic! And d'you know what? So was I.

Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickedy doo yickedy dah ping pong lippy tatee toota!

But...I've seen it in comics. People go hopping from one alternative world to the other, it's easy.

could have danced all night, I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more! I could've spread my wings and done a- [stops singing] Have you met the French? My... God, they know how to party!

Don't worry, Reinette, just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster?

EXTERMINATE!

FEED ME!

First things first, but not necessarily in that order

I let you keep Mickey, now go, go!!

I mean it, I would rather die. It's better to die than live like you, a bitchy trampoline.

I might never make sense again! I might have two heads! Or no head! Imagine me with no head - and don't say that's an improvement.

I tell you what, Elton. Here we are, complete strangers, and I’m flashing you me' knickers!

I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor, and if there's one thing I can do it's talk. I've got five billion languages and you haven't got one way of stopping me, so if anybody's going to shut up, it's YOU!

I thought it was the security services, what do I get? Scooby-Doo and his gang! They've even got the van!

I'll have to get a house! With - with doors and carpets, can you imagine? Me, living in a house?!

I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!

I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi gods and would-be gods - out of all that - out of that whole pantheon - if I believe in one thing... just one thing... I believe in her.

If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?

If you want to remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all. One thing: have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.

It can't! You don't exist! That's not fair! I don't want to die! I should be rich! Not dying! You can't do this to me!

Moisturize me! Moisturize me!

Nah, I'm not really a cat person. Once you've been threatened by one in a nun's wimple, it kind of takes the joy out of it.

Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous.

New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right - Barcelona!

Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!

Oh, brilliant! It's you! You're my favourite, you are! You are the best! Know why? 'Cause you're so...thick! You're Mr Thick-Thick-Thickety-Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania! And so's your dad!

Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man...Oh, and I met a horse.

Ooh, you sound just like your mother!

Rose Tyler, I was gonna take you to so many places. Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'll love it, fantastic place, they've got dogs with no noses!

Skin of metal, and a body that will never age...

Tastes like chicken!

That there comes a time, Time Lord when every lonely little boy must learn how to dance.

That won't last. He's gay, and she's an alien.

The go-anywhere creature: fits in your pocket, makes friends, impresses the boss, breaks the ice at parties.

The last ostrich egg! Legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet and blew fire from its mouth. Or was that my third husband?

We are in a car!

We must feed!

We've got to turn this up to eleven.

Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hands around your elbows and make your fingers meet.

Well, let's hope this box is big enough for the both of us.

Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.

What's a horse doing on this space ship?/Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.

What?! Men in black, vanishing police cars: this is Churchill's England not Stalin's Russia.