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If you are stopped, should you say this to the officer?  (By GenghisTheHun (153) on 07/24/2007)

We have all been stopped, and we all search for something to say. Here is a list of things, perhaps, not to say. 1 equals really dumb 5 = ok

 
 
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I... didn't know I couldn't do that... (5)  3.60 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I swear to drunk I'm not god! (3)  3.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" Should you respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" (3)  2.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. (1)  2.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. (2)  1.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Are You Andy or Barney? (3)  1.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Aren't you the guy from the Village People? (3)  1.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How much do I owe you? (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I pay your salary! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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