I'm a bad drinker. And a worse drunk. I've only been schnockered maybe half a dozen times in my life. And there's a few good reasons for it. I either end up buying dinner for a couple from Switzerland, or puke just after I shut the car door. I didn't know there's rules! Here's 86 of 'em and I'm sure that there might even be 87, or 88 of 'em, so if you can add to this, feel free to submit suggestions. This aught to separate the men from the drunkards. For those of you aspiring to be a better drunkard, consider this as my gift to you. Just because I wasted my life, doesn't mean you have to...This list was lifted from: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm 1= Wodiyahmean iym dun? 2 = Squyoosshhhmeee? 3 = Bartenender! 4 = Bartenner! 5 = Bartender!