Things Our Mothers Taught Us

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(She taught me FORESIGHT.) "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

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(She taught me GEOGRAPHY.) "You eat all your food. Think of the starving children in China!"

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She taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.) "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

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(She taught me LOGIC.) "Because I said so, that's why."

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(She taught me about my ROOTS.) "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

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(She taught me about TIME TRAVEL.)"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

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(She taught me IRONY.) "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

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(She taught me RELIGION.) "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

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(She taught me about JUSTICE.) "One day, you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you, ONLY I HOPE THAT IT IS A SET OF TWINS!!

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(She taught me HUMOR.) "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

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(She taught me GENETICS.) "You're just like your father."

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(She taught me about ANTICIPATION.) "Just wait until we get home."

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(She taught me about CONTORTIONISM.) "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

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(She taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.) "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

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(She taught me ESP.) "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

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(She taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.) "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

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(She taught me MORE LOGIC.) "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

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(She taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.) "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

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(She taught me about ENVY.) "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

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(She taught me ANATOMY.) "If you keep making those faces, your face will freeze like that!"

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(She taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.) "Stop acting like your father!"

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(She taught me about RECEIVING.) "You are going to get it when you get home!"

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(She taught me about SURGERY.) "Quit playing with those sticks or you'll put your eye out."

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(She taught me about STAMINA.) "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

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(She taught me about HYPOCRISY.) "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

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(She Taught Me INTERNATIONALISM.) "There are kids in [pick 3rd world country] who are starving."

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(She taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.) "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."