Cubicle Warfare: How to Fight Back Against Co-workers

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Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."

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Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

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Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

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Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs m

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Intentionally remove all but one of your co-workers staples from their staplers. (thx Olivegarden)

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Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.

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Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

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Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

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Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.

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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

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Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."

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Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

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While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."

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Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

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For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank.

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Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

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Insist that your e-mail address be "[email protected]"

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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

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Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.