Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

Here we have some ads that either fell through the cracks or just were ignored by the public. Please rate and discuss them and suggest your own.

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Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!"

3 reviews

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Trojans: "Just add meat."

2 reviews

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."

3 reviews

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

1 review

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

1 review

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Apple Macintosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

2 reviews

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

3 reviews

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid."

1 review

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"

1 review

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

1 review

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!"

1 review

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

Iguana: "The other green meat."

2 reviews

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"

1 review

2.50 Stars | 2 ratings

Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."

1 review

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

1 review

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!"

Trojans: "Just add meat."

Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

Apple Macintosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid."

Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"

Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!"

Iguana: "The other green meat."

Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"

Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."

Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

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