You Know You're From Texas When...

5.00 Stars | 4 ratings

"Y'all" is part of your main vocabulary (thanks garage)

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

There are more Texas flags than American flags.

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

You break a sweat the instant you step outside... at 7:30 a.m. before work...

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

When watching the movie, Urban Cowboy, you laugh at the phony Texan accents

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Only need to know five spices: salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ sauce and ketchup.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

You actually burn your hand opening the car door...

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

When it rains, everyone is smiling

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

The Pastor wears boots.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

100 degree weather is nothing

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2.83 Stars | 6 ratings

..You bump your knee on the trailer wall when you get out of bed.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Local grocery stores sell cactus in the Fresh Produce department

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

You know the difference between 1 alarm, 2 alarm, and 3 alarm chili (thanks garage)

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

You know, from experience, that frog legs and rattlesnake tastes like chicken

2.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Hot water comes from both taps...

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark

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The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...

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When you say "How are You" outsiders tell you it sounds like you're saying "Hire Yew". (thanks garage)

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You use "Howdy" instead of "Hello" (thanks garage)