Theists Say The Darnedest Things!  (By traderboy (27) on 02/15/2006)

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"To you has been given the secret of the kingdom of God, but to those outside everything is in parables, so that they may indeed see but not perceive, and may indeed hear but not understand." - - Jesus (3)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The Boy Scouts of America maintain that no member can grow into the best kind of citizen without recognizing his obligation to God." - - BSA (4)  3.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We set up the courts. We can unseat the courts." - - Former Rep. Tom DeLay (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"In Christian freedom, we know we are the children of God, and we know we own the whole cosmos." - - Theological Associate Professor Carol Johnston, Theological Seminary (7)  2.38 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The mind can never follow the heart. It always tries to deceive people. Only when the mind is controlled and destroyed, can the heart truly shine." - - "brze", alt.atheism poster (3)  2.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"It is just retribution for improper sexual misconduct." - - Mother Teresa (about AIDS) (15)  2.25 (16)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"A person who is guided by God will never be misguided by anyone." - - Osama Bin Laden (9)  2.11 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country." - - Jerry Falwell (8)  2.11 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did." - - United States Representative Richard Baker, (R) Baton Rouge (9)  2.10 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Don't you think that the irresponsible behavior of men is caused by women?" - - Pope John Paul II (13)  2.00 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We've learned how to move under radar in the cover of night with shrubbery strapped to our helmets." - - Ralph Reed (3)  2.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." - - George W. Bush (8)  1.90 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon!" - - Reverend Clarence "June" Love (8)  1.75 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I want to be invisible. I do guerrilla warfare. I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag. You don't know until election night." - - Ralph Reed (3)  1.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." - - Reverend Pat Robertson (11)  1.45 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm going to be blunt and plain: if one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died." - - Jimmy Swaggart (9)  1.30 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Don't masturbate. It's a no-no and can cause rape, insanity, or bodily damage." - - Brice Wellington, talk.origins stalwart (3)  1.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"As a professional psychiatrist, I say that the height of bliss comes with the end of the countdown: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. And then you push the button and blow yourself up." - - Dr. 'Adel Sadeq, chairman, Arab Psychiatrists Association (7)  1.00 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished." - - Sheik Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baaz, Supreme religious authority, Saudi Arabia, 1993 (7)  1.00 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Thank God for dead soldiers. Thank God for IEDs." - - Reverend Fred Phelps (6)  1.00 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Sisters making more money than brothers and it's creating problems in families.....that's one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians." - - Reverend Willie Wilson (2)  1.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We do 'Romeo and Juliet' but we take out the bawdy elements." - - Stephen Jones, President of Bob Jones University (2)  1.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Plagues are good and God knows this. Without them he couldn't teach us how to stop them." - - Jerry Myers, alt.atheism poster (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable, but moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically false, and at the least an error of faith." - - The Roman Catholic Church (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Christian Science repudiates the evidences of the senses and rests upon the supremacy of God. Christian healing places no faith in hygiene or drugs; it reposes all faith in mind, in spiritual powers divinely directed." - - Mary Baker Eddy (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I do not find the death penalty immoral. I am happy to reach that conclusion because I like my job and I'd rather not resign." - - Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The Establishment Clause permits the disregard of devout atheists." - - Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The most profound purpose of polls is to see how people are responding to God." - - George Gallup, Jr. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - - Dietrich Bonhoeffer (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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