Animal House Famous Lines

Animal House Famous Lines

[the Deltas have been expelled] (Bluto) Chr*st. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f**king Peace Corps.

(Dean Wormer to Bluto about his grades in the explusion scene) Mr. Blutarski, zero point zero.

(Dean Vernon Wormer to Flounder): Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(D-Day) War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. (Bluto) : Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

(Hoover) They took everything, even the stuff we didn't steal (thanks numbah).

[Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of Delta House] Greg Marmalard) But Delta's already on probation. (Dean Vernon Wormer): They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Neidermeyer-Pledge Pin (thanks oscargamblesfro)

(Blacks guys at the Bar to Boon) Do you mind if we dance with your dates? (Boon) Go right ahead! (thanks Wavebacker)

(Bluto) Sorry. [after smashing sappy singer's guitar] (thanks numbah)

(Doug Neidermeyer) And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

(Bluto): [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

(Boon trying to get Pinto lined up) (Boon) Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude

(Otter) Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

(Marion Wormer) My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer. (Otter) Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber. (Marion Wormer) How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

[Watching Flounder take abuse at ROTC] (Otter) He can't do that do that to our pledges. (Boon:) Only we can do that to our pledges.

(Wormer) Who brought the medical school cadavers to the Alumni Dinner? (thanks numbah)

(Otter): Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules." (Dean Vernon Wormer) Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like sh*t through a goose.

(Boon) You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you? (Otter) Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

(Boon) Its not gonna be an orgy! (thanks numbah)

(D-Day) Finish it, Flounder. (thanks numbah)

(at the end, in the where are they now sequence, as Bluto and Mandy drive off in the stolen car) Senator and Mrs. John Blutarsky

(Bluto) I'm a zit. Get it? (thanks numbah)

(D-Day) There were blanks in that gun! (thanks numbah)

(Dean Vernon Wormer after getting a non-commital reply from Greg about Delta House) : Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? (there's more in the exchange)

(Flounder) I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. (Boon): Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

(mayor's daughter introducing Pinto to her parents) Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.

(Mayor's daughter) I'm only thirteen! (thanks numbah)

(after Otter's sugestion about how to explain trashing Flounder's brother's car) (Flounder) Will that work? (Otter) Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

[Handed his first joint] (Pinto) I won't go schizo, will I? (Jennings) It's a distinct possibility.

(Boon) Does this thing talk? (thanks numbah)

[at the Dexter Lake Club, a Blacks-only bar, with Otis Day and the Knights playing Shama Lamma Ding Dong] (Pinto) What's your major? (Pinto's Date) Primitive cultures.

(after finding out every answer by the Delta brothers is wrong) (Boon) Those a**holes must have stolen the wrong f**king exam!

(Babs working on Greg) Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

(Bluto) [after chugging a whole bottle of Jack without a pause for air] Thanks. I needed that.

(Mayor Carmine De Pasto to Dean Wormer) Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

(Katy) I'll tell them you're too well to attend. (thanks numbah)

(Hoover) We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.

(D-Day) Ramming speed!

(after listening to Wormer's rant) (Greg Marmalard) You're talking about Delta, sir. (Dean Vernon Worme) Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

(Dean Vernon Wormer to Greg): Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh*t just like you.

Thank You sir, may I have another! (thanks numbah)

(Katy to Boon's suggestion) Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.

(Otter to Boon's inquiry as to identity of Otter's date) Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.

(Bluto) Food fight!

(Dean Vernon Wormer) I hate those guys.

(Otter) Ah, she broke our date. (Boon) Washing her hair? (Otter) Dead mother.

(Flounder) I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. (Boon): Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.

(after finding out every answer by the Delta brothers is wrong) (Boon) Those aholes must have stolen the wrong fking exam!