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Dignified (?) Ways to Die...  (By PlanetaryGear (52) on 10/09/2005)

Everybody pretty much agrees that dying sucks. But we've all heard of those strange tells were someone has met a tragic, yet at the same time, slightly humorous fate. Rate these items according to their absurdity and the embarrassment they may cause next of kin. ( yes the list-maker has a morbid sense of humour ) Suggestions welcome. 5 = dignity intact
 
 
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After having sex with your 20 yr old playmate wife in your playboy mansion ( Thanks TB 303 ) (2)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
falling off your roof while adjusting old-school TV antenna because you were too cheap to get cable (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
getting shot during a card game (4)  3.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Being murdered in some new, unique way that inspires a special two-hour episode of CSI ( Thanks Ignatius ) (5)  3.20 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
being kicked to death by a troupe of River Dancers (2)  3.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
woodchipper accident (2)  3.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
slipping in the bathtub and cracking your head on your new Pfister Faucet (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
while gator rasslin' (6)  2.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
choking to death on your own toothbrush (4)  2.20 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
getting too close to the polar bear exhibit at the zoo, while your demise is filmed by tourists (2)  2.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
bursting a blood vessel in your brain while masturbating to a fetish magazine (5)  1.60 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
getting struck by lightning while streaking across a baseball field during a rain delay (4)  1.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
getting decapitated by road sign because you stuck your head too far out of a moving car to catch another glimpse of the hot babe struttin' her stuff down the sidewalk (8)  1.38 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
being beaten to death with a bible by an angry Jehovas' Witness (3)  1.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
auto-erotic asphyxiation (5)  1.00 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
choking on a pretzel while watching a football game ( inspired by an actual, but non-fatal, event ) (2)  1.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
cutting yourself on metal icecube tray and bleeding to death (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Exploding after overeating (thanks Monty Python) (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Getting crushed by a vending machine that you have tilted to try to shake out your purchase. (Thanks earthbound ) (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
mishap on mechanical bull (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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