Sports Predictions from "Chokestradamus"

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Texas QB Vince Young will not win the Heisman

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Laker fans will soon call for Kobe Bryant's head

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Mike Tyson will bite another fighter

4 reviews

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

TO is leaving Philly soon.

5 reviews

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

Barry Bonds will soon pass Ty Cobb for the rank of "biggest asshole to play baseball"

7 reviews

3.14 Stars | 7 ratings

If T.O. goes to Denver (or any other team), he will follow the same pattern as he did in Philly.

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Maurice Clarette's draft antics will keep him from ever being an NFL star.

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

The Diamondbacks Chad Tracy will never win a Golden Glove

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

The NCAA's BCS system will get re-done a few more times before the finally kill it

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

TO will end up in therapy

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Donovan McNabb is in for a rough year

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

USC will not win the National Championship this year

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

The Big East will get its BCS auto bid pulled soon.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

History will support that Jake Plummer was a better QB than Heath Shuler

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Kurt Warner will not start all 16 games for the Cardinals in 2006

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Peyton Manning will continue to have playoff problems

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

The LA "Kobes" will not make it far in the playoffs, assuming they even go.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

People will continue to be frustrated with Vick if they pick him for fantasy football

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Matt Leinert will not win a second Heisman

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

Defense winning championships will lead to the demise of the NBA

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

The Red Sox are in for another long title drought