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"I'm not only going to win New Hampshire, but I'm going to win South Carolina, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, Michigan, New York, California, and back to the White House! Yee-Ha!" -Howard Dean

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4.09 Stars | 11 ratings

Speed, Saturday night at Whitney Houston's house!" Steven Cojocaru

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3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

"I want to kiss you." -Joe Namath

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2.60 Stars | 5 ratings

(After winning a small New Hampshire town with 15 votes at around midnight on the day of the New Hampshire Primary) "This is a big step forward." -Wesley Clark

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3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

"There are more people running for governor of the state of California than there are who saw the movie "Gigli" -Jay Leno

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2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

"the American people" -George W. Bush

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3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

(After winning the New Hampshire Primary) "I love New Hampshire!" -John Kerry

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2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

"I'm the only Democratic Presidential Candidate who's ever balanced a budget and I'm the only one who's delivered health care." -Howard Dean

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1.80 Stars | 5 ratings

"I was going after Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein before George Bush even knew how to pronounce their names." -Joe Lieberman

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1.75 Stars | 4 ratings

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Best/Funniest/Stupidest Lines Since 2003

"I'm not only going to win New Hampshire, but I'm going to win South Carolina, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, Michigan, New York, California, and back to the White House! Yee-Ha!" -Howard Dean

Speed, Saturday night at Whitney Houston's house!" Steven Cojocaru

"I want to kiss you." -Joe Namath

(After winning a small New Hampshire town with 15 votes at around midnight on the day of the New Hampshire Primary) "This is a big step forward." -Wesley Clark

"There are more people running for governor of the state of California than there are who saw the movie "Gigli" -Jay Leno

"the American people" -George W. Bush

(After winning the New Hampshire Primary) "I love New Hampshire!" -John Kerry

"I'm the only Democratic Presidential Candidate who's ever balanced a budget and I'm the only one who's delivered health care." -Howard Dean

"I was going after Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein before George Bush even knew how to pronounce their names." -Joe Lieberman

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