Compelling Reasons for the U.S. to Invade or Annex Canada

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Pancake industry requires secure supply of maple syrup

18 reviews

3.89 Stars | 27 ratings

Celine Dion comes from Canada. Isn't that enough?

20 reviews

3.52 Stars | 25 ratings

Canadian beer is a weapon of mass destruction

17 reviews

3.45 Stars | 20 ratings

Too many French up there anyway

14 reviews

3.78 Stars | 18 ratings

Don't like looking at a map and seeing someone on top of us

16 reviews

3.21 Stars | 19 ratings

They play a subversive type of football with different rules

10 reviews

3.54 Stars | 13 ratings

Their senior citizens have been invading Arizona and Florida for years, clogging up the trailer parks

14 reviews

3.13 Stars | 16 ratings

Their head of state is a Queen. Time to overthrow a corrupt monarchy

9 reviews

3.18 Stars | 11 ratings

They burned the White House in 1814. Time for some payback

13 reviews

2.93 Stars | 14 ratings

We already run the place culturally and economically, might as well make it official

12 reviews

2.67 Stars | 15 ratings

They black out the U.S. commercials when they show the Super Bowl

9 reviews

3.20 Stars | 10 ratings

Most Canadians probably wouldn't know the difference anyway

12 reviews

2.92 Stars | 13 ratings

They steal jobs from Hollywood by luring film productions to Vancouver

9 reviews

2.83 Stars | 12 ratings

We need to liberate the Toronto Blue Jays and Toronto Raptors, who are being held hostage

13 reviews

2.67 Stars | 15 ratings

Their National Animal is the Beaver.

16 reviews

2.47 Stars | 17 ratings

They've been trying for years to subvert our youth to play hockey.

9 reviews

2.82 Stars | 11 ratings

They have a party called the Liberals, but they're really conservatives. Let's sort that out.

11 reviews

2.69 Stars | 13 ratings

Their money looks like it belongs in a Monopoly set

9 reviews

2.46 Stars | 13 ratings

Too much space, not enough people. Time to fix that.

7 reviews

2.75 Stars | 8 ratings

Because their armed forces are useless and have never participated in any military conflict in a meaningful manner. (added in honour of DickDirk and Mr. Political)

12 reviews

2.33 Stars | 12 ratings

When President Bush visited the place, some Canadians protested and made rude gestures at him. Let's teach those impolite twerps a lesson they won't soon forget.

15 reviews

2.31 Stars | 16 ratings

They still trade with Cuba

7 reviews

2.27 Stars | 11 ratings

Mounties are sneaky

8 reviews

2.63 Stars | 8 ratings

Their government funds a foreign stripper program to expedite visas for central European women to lapdance in Canada. Sounds like a free-trade violation.

10 reviews

1.64 Stars | 11 ratings

It's the oil

5 reviews

2.80 Stars | 5 ratings

Three hundred kinds of cheese, but just try to get a decent bourbon up there.

6 reviews

2.38 Stars | 8 ratings

Their soldiers caused our pilots to waste ordnance killing them by accident in Afganistan

4 reviews

1.67 Stars | 6 ratings

Someone has to stop Brandon Brick

2 reviews

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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Compelling Reasons for the U.S. to Invade or Annex Canada

Pancake industry requires secure supply of maple syrup

Celine Dion comes from Canada. Isn't that enough?

Canadian beer is a weapon of mass destruction

Too many French up there anyway

Don't like looking at a map and seeing someone on top of us

They play a subversive type of football with different rules

Their senior citizens have been invading Arizona and Florida for years, clogging up the trailer parks

Their head of state is a Queen. Time to overthrow a corrupt monarchy

They burned the White House in 1814. Time for some payback

We already run the place culturally and economically, might as well make it official

They black out the U.S. commercials when they show the Super Bowl

Most Canadians probably wouldn't know the difference anyway

They steal jobs from Hollywood by luring film productions to Vancouver

We need to liberate the Toronto Blue Jays and Toronto Raptors, who are being held hostage

Their National Animal is the Beaver.

They've been trying for years to subvert our youth to play hockey.

They have a party called the Liberals, but they're really conservatives. Let's sort that out.

Their money looks like it belongs in a Monopoly set

Too much space, not enough people. Time to fix that.

Because their armed forces are useless and have never participated in any military conflict in a meaningful manner. (added in honour of DickDirk and Mr. Political)

When President Bush visited the place, some Canadians protested and made rude gestures at him. Let's teach those impolite twerps a lesson they won't soon forget.

They still trade with Cuba

Mounties are sneaky

Their government funds a foreign stripper program to expedite visas for central European women to lapdance in Canada. Sounds like a free-trade violation.

It's the oil

Three hundred kinds of cheese, but just try to get a decent bourbon up there.

Their soldiers caused our pilots to waste ordnance killing them by accident in Afganistan

Someone has to stop Brandon Brick

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