Questions that need answers *Joke*  (By Vudija (100) on 03/14/2005)

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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? (12)  4.23 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? (10)  4.20 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? (14)  3.93 (14)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? (13)  3.92 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? (11)  3.73 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? (5)  3.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? (10)  3.60 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt." (6)  3.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (4)  3.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? (12)  3.33 (12)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! (6)  3.33 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" (3)  3.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (6)  2.83 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? (9)  2.78 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (8)  2.75 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (6)  2.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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