Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Many of us at times take life too seriously. Here are some thoughts to help you laugh a little. Rate a 5 if you liked the thought. Rate a 1 if you did not like the thought. Rate in between if...ummmm you are somewhere in between. Add a comment if you wish to expound on the thoughts, whether you think they are funny or just plain stupid. NOTE: A friend gave me this information, so it is not original.

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Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

What goes around... comes around!!! (suggested by anon)

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Nobody ever said life was fair, but just once I'd like it to be unfair in my favor (suggested by Ignatius-J-Reilly)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely (suggested by Ignatius-J-Reilly)

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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