Full Metal Jacket Lines

Full Metal Jacket gave up a few classic lines used by D.I.'s and various scumbags the world over. Rate these by fear, comedy, or whatever other criteria you think is appropriate.

Full Metal Jacket Lines

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

I'm gonna rip off your head and ____ down your neck!

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke, piece of sh%# Private Pyle?

What's your name, Scumbag?

You're ugly, Private Pyle. You could be a modern art masterpiece!

I dunno,my mom only allows me to spend ten dollars.

Soul Brother too buku.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

If God intended you to get over that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass over...

Sound off like you got a pair!

Who's the slimy, little, communist-shit, twinkle-toed, c***sucker who just signed his own death warr

You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian sh*#

Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked ____ that high!

I will P.T. you until your a**holes are sucking buttermilk.

Private Pyle has dishonored himself and the platoon...

Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f*ck.

I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

It is not the bullet that kills, it is the hard heart! Harden your hearts!

Private Gomer Pyle: "Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket."

They're paying for it, you eat it!

Here you are all equally worthless!

If they run, they're VC. If they stay still, they're well disciplined VC!

Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!

I am in a world of ____!

Choke yourself!

Now what you have here is a fine specimen of Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too buku.

Only steers and queers come from Texas.

God was here before the Marines, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!

You will be ministers of death, praying for war!

Your new name is Private Snowball. Do you like that name, Private Snowball?

You had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary!

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