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686 days ago

Now, this is how to do a funeral:

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763 days ago

Numbah and I were at a party this past weekend, where it seemed that clothing became optional by the end of the night..

I have to say it was pretty entertaining watching everyone else....not so much when they kept trying to get me take off my clothes...Thankfully Numbah was my protector...

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763 days ago

Numbah and I were at a party this past weekend, where it seemed that clothing became optional by the end of the night..

I have to say it was pretty entertaining watching everyone else....not so much when they kept trying to get me take off my clothes...Thankfully Numbah was my protector...

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763 days ago

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain,
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray,
I've been kissed by a rose on the gray,
I've been kissed by a rose
I've been kissed by a rose on the gray,
...And if I should fall along the way
I've been kissed by a rose
...been kissed by a rose on the gray.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny, yeah
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the gray
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

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765 days ago

They think they are really hurting someone other than themselves. A shame it tis, and quite funny

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765 days ago

Fuck, if only this shit was a street fight... I'm overwhelming in such a setting. For my various detractors that talk all day about how I supposedly don't have the brass to start shit with people in the real, my record in the Marines might tell you otherwise, particularly since I really had to do some phenomenal shit to get that platoon on platoon brawl going in Yuma. Meh, I suppose I don't have much use for that sort of hooliganry anymore, but it sure was fun when I was 24...

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765 days ago

I said it was the gardener and he got fired.
The gardener looked just like me.

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766 days ago

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766 days ago

This is a good way to get stabbed or con someone into thinking you're rich.

Now that I see it says "banging", my comment makes even MORE sense.

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766 days ago

Iggy Pop needs to GTFO, actually.

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766 days ago

You dingus, the rule states explicitly that all new members are AryanDan.

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