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186 days ago

This was that path that Elmer McFudd was on when Bugs Bunny suddenly popped out of the ground and discovered that he had taken a wrong turn at Albequerque.

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188 days ago

I guess some of my forebearers went Viking out of Denmark or something and settled in England, probably 9th Century or so. I have a crazy aunt that traces family history and stuff. Vikings are a bit of a mixed bag. Some were two bit mercs, some were pretty bad ass...

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189 days ago

General James Amos called the Marines "the harbinger, the John the Baptist, of a ground operation."

http://defense.aol.com/2012/11/08/tighten-your-belts-thru-2020-says-gen-amos-im-already-takin/

Guess that makes the Army Jesus Christ. . .

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293 days ago

I heard about these guys once or twice...

UPDATE: Take Jarhead 101 with numbah. We are talented at all kinds of mayhem...

UPDATE: I just read a citation for a Navy Cross (2nd only to the Congressional Medal Honor) awarded to a Marine for service above and beyond the call of duty in Afghanistan. It was pretty standard badassery until I got to the part where the Marine Corporal engaged an enemy machine gunner in close combat, relieved said insurgent of his weapon, and promptly beat him to death with it. That's just fuckin' scary... anybody who thinks that Marines don't have the spirit to crush nuts no matter what the conditions are can suck it.

UPDATE: Ha, your D votes can suck it too... we are mean people for a mean purpose. Sometimes dumbass insurgents get tore up when they trifle with us. If you ask me, the guy should have been a better warrior if he didn't want to die disgracefully.

UPDATE: Happy fucking birthday! 237 years ago today The Continental Congress made their best call ever and ordered that a couple battalions of Marine were to be formed. Now let's do the Jarhead thing and get fucked up... I don't care that it is only 0752 as I type this shit.

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572 days ago

I did 4 years in the Coast Guard and it was the longest four years of my life. Boot camp sucked, "A" school sucked, and my first and LAST!! unit was HORRIBLE. Our unit seriously needed its own reality show. Everone was on a power trip, "page 7" (Coast guard write up") trip, or tattle taling and just making life tough for no reason. The only reason I would join the coast guard is for the Post 9/11 GI bill. Other than that it isnt worth it. The only way you will advance is to be a kiss ass with your command (Coast Guard bosses) and if your not a kiss ass like I was your just stuck at E-4 forever. REMEMBER you are also paided salary so you will be working 60 hour weeks your whole carrear for know reason other than to make your command look good. If your a single E-3 you will only be making 26,000 a year which isn't crap compared to the hours and BS you put up with. Also, 90% of the people you will meet in your carreer will be people who A. Joined because they had too because they have 2 or 3 kids with 3 different moms and have to paychild support and are now bitter at the world, B. Where too pussy to be a cop so now there just a "wanna be" tool in the coast guard. Or C, people that have a "Know it all attitude" and know they are too retarded to be succesfull in the real world.

I could go on and on about how the cons out weigh the pros but, I hope if your thinking about joining that you will read this and won't join. But if you do, I hope you have a better experiance than i did. And lube up you ass hole because you can't say i didnt tell you so....

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588 days ago

Do we need a coact guard? Yes because they do rescue missions transport supplies ect. They are like the Armys National Guard we need a reserve units to support the main body.

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588 days ago

Just another part of the Armed Forces. But just as importain as all of them. The Navy supports the other by controlling the seas. Bringing supplies , transporting or fighting other ships or air craft. With out a navy the United States would be no super power.

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588 days ago

The best of the best better then the rest. Put us through the test. Be all that you can be in the ARMY! With much needed ground forces this is my favorite. With Special forces, Rangers, Green Brays, Delta Force and Airborne etc. Infantry, cavalry, Armored and Engineers. What else needs to be said? Oh I dont need to say no more! HOOAH!

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588 days ago

Yes the Marines are what we need like the Army for ground battles. They are as much needed like all the other armed forces

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588 days ago

As a retired Military NCO and In combat. Know and appreciate having Air Support! You can not win a war with out Air support period. The Air Force can take out enemy targets at easy. They can medevac the injured and bring in fresh supplies. etc.

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