Animal Kingdom

Rate animals! Check out other users' favorite sea creatures, big birds, and prehistoric animals. Some animals are ridiculously cute. Others are just plain ridiculous (but still admirable). You can rate kitchen insects too - the people's enemy seems to be the cockroach.

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67 days ago

They seem to be the only inhabitants of Rateitall at the present time.

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Votes on this review: 0 Helpful / 4 Funny / 2 Agree / 0 Disagree

112 days ago

I'd wrestle one...

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Votes on this review: 1 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 4 Disagree

112 days ago

A friend of mine recently went to a strip club w/some of his buddies, which included a morbidly obese guy. The manager of the strip club immediately thought they were going to cause trouble and proceeded to offer them free sodas.

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112 days ago

Mike's reviews give whole new meanings to the words: Walmart and college campuses.

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112 days ago

Only in 'Big Top Pee-Wee.'

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112 days ago

The pink ones only pester me when I've been drinking.

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Votes on this review: 2 Helpful / 0 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

114 days ago

A young boy is at the zoo with his parents when he notices that there is something large dangling between the legs of the male elephant.

He points and says "Mommy, what's that hanging from the elephant?"

His mother looks, blushes and says "It's nothing."

The boy asks his father "Daddy, what's that hanging from the elephant?"

The father replies "That's the elephant's penis, son."

The boy says "Mommy said it was nothing."

"That's because you're mother is spoiled."

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182 days ago

How the fuck else am I going to send a letter to Hogwarts?

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Votes on this review: 3 Helpful / 1 Funny / 1 Agree / 0 Disagree

182 days ago

Little known fact: 31% of Franks' helpfuls come from owls. ARCTIC owls.

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182 days ago

"Hey Kitty, could you hand me that 1/2 inch wrench and then when I get this tightened, turn on the tap and we'll see if the leak is fixed."

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Votes on this review: 2 Helpful / 3 Funny / 0 Agree / 0 Disagree

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