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133 days ago

The Bible epic that aired on the History Channel produced by Mike Burnett and Roma Downey was not very accurate if you compare it to the BIBLE. What a disappointment that was. All they had to do was read the Bible instead of consulting so-called bible theologians.

One has only to compare it to the bible, yet they conducted interviews saying it was accurate. They lied and changed scene after scene adding and taking out events compared to what is written in the Bible. In most every film about Jesus the bad guys look dark and middle eastern but Jesus looks white and American. What a load of crap!

That White looking handsome looking actor who played Jesus was a joke. This is not how the prophet Isaiah predicted the Messiah would look!

Isaiah 53
1 He had NO BEAUTY or majesty to attract us to him,
2 nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

3 He was despised and rejected by mankind,
a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
Like one from whom people hide their faces
he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.
4 Surely he took up our pain
and bore our suffering,
yet we considered him punished by God,
stricken by him, and afflicted.
5 But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.
6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray,
each of us has turned to our own way;
and the Lord has laid on him
the iniquity of us all.
7 He was oppressed and afflicted,
yet he did not open his mouth;
he was led like a lamb to the slaughter,
and as a sheep before its shearers is silent,
so he did not open his mouth.
8 By oppression[a] and judgment he was taken away.
Yet who of his generation protested?
For he was cut off from the land of the living;
for the transgression of my people he was punished
9 He was assigned a grave with the wicked,
and with the rich in his death

The Bible also the devil will appear as light as in not dark. He is not going to come looking like what he is but will come looking like a beautiful creature! A white guy in Black face is not how the devil will appear and if the Creators of this film did not see a older Obama's resemblance then they need their head and eyes examined!

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149 days ago

The King James Bible is the main bible version to study. If you need a modern Bible translation read both modern and the King James version of the Bible this will fill in the blanks if the newer version left words out, or changed wording to reflect modern terminology.

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394 days ago

It's a known fact that every artifact and piece of archeological evidence that shows up centuries after the significant turning points in the development of civilization, is indeed iron-clad confirmation of the common theory that has evolved over the years.

Thus, the famous shroud could not be, as some had speculated, the common property of someone called Achmed the Dry Cleaner of Dave the Sandal Maker, but must instead have been the property of the most famous guy in the history of western culture.

Next we will discuss why everyone who is reincarnated was once a very interesting nobleman, King or famous artist.

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394 days ago

Translation of a label sewn on the inside of the cloth revealed that it was a swatch used to strain milk curds to produce yogurt.

The label, though mis-translated for centuries, has recently been re-evaluated by academics and clerics and determined to read "Cheeses of Nazareth".

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464 days ago

It's them giving me D votes, I just know it... hey guys, let's make peace and stuff. Come over to my house and we'll party like it's 1699!

UPDATE: I think they're at it again. Its disappointing, really... I'm trying so hard to be nice to them.

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468 days ago

A total hijack of the early christian church. They changed the Christian story, and added in bogus elements as they saw fit to elevate themselves into power.

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580 days ago

Ok the word Trinity is a man made word to help describe who and what God is! If you contextually look at the Bible and put its word back into the book. You will see that although it doesn’t clearly talk about the “Trinity.” God does clearly state who he is; God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit! If you contextually look both historically and physically, you will see that this is clear and to the point. But I fear that in many denominations they centralize on something that should only be considered a fact! So much is played upon the trinity that it kind of feels like some magical Disney effect and it takes away from the true message of salvation! Understand that the word Trinity is just a way to say three in one and leave it at that!

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647 days ago

I could never recommend this church to anyone. A total stumbling block if you are a new believer. Beware of a "Cult Like" atmosphere!! If you want to question anything be prepared to be attacked. If you want to serve, beware of the consequences. Don't get caught up in the condemnation or down by it...Just RUN far away and go somewhere you feel FREE and LOVED....LOVE FAILS miserably here!! Why? Because it's not there!!!

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684 days ago

Ballicus Anagore is responsible for 99% of the cases in which someone forcing another to commit sodomy has had to admit himself to the hospital afterwards.

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684 days ago

This horrid creature causes men to be brutally honest and makes women eat Satan foods. This combination ruins relationships and causes men to seek solace in the arms of Billy Ferguson.

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