Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery?
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by darkpalace
Sat Apr 17 2010This is a truly interesting question. There were people in Berkeley Psychic intent on like things to do. It is a temptation. Mainly people are psychic but it would be difficult to get. That would mean myself also. For one thing there are endless possibilities that most people playing don't realize the very small chance of getting it. I had an idea you can actually figure it by the numbers sticking in some. I and others don't have the money to fool with it. There is a block on it meaning from the universe. There is also the problem in one theory that the devil can make one think one can be psychic and win things but then you would not really be able to. I read someone who had done a voodoo spell won it. It is more difficult to get the future and that is assuming it is there already. It is a possibility. Someone on another psychic forum said he was winning things. Since one said he could read the distant viewing more or less proving it I think it is a possibility. They may not tell peopl... Read more
by frankswildyear_s
Fri Apr 16 2010Because they are doing just fine financially by fleecing suckers who will pay them to read their palms, tea leaves, tarrot cards and gaze into crystal balls.
by jedi58
Thu Aug 20 2009I don't like fortune tellers or psychics, to me they're as bad as each other and prey upon people's weaknesses to make money, although those who are in need of hope do get hope, even though it is false hope. The reason fortune tellers don't win the lottery is because they are fakes as others have said - what they say is usually an educated guess which is why sometimes it is possible to get it right. It really frustrates me when you see people visit these in TV programs and they make out that they are real and that there's something mystical about them. Utter dribble.
by misspackrat4je_sus
Sat Mar 07 2009It just goes to show what phony baloney that fortune-telling garbage is.
by james76255
Sat Nov 22 2008This is a good question. If I could tell the future I'd be winning the lottery and living at the race track, at least until I had enough to buy my own island or something. I wouldn't want to get too greedy.
by chalky
Thu Nov 20 2008You figure the 'Psychic Friends Network' just by shear numbers, and the fact that they are a 'network' would win the lottery.
by numbah16tdhaha
Sun Jun 17 2007Because they are full of a word that the RIA administrator dosen't want me to use.
by blue47
Wed Apr 25 2007Same reason all the bible prophecy goofball miss 9/11 and the killing in VT. It's all just so much BS!
by lastmessenger3
Wed Apr 25 2007They are too busy skimming people...
by flick01
Wed Apr 25 2007Because the advice they got in their Chinese fortune cookie told them it would be a bad day to gamble.
by ladyjesusfan77_7
Wed Apr 11 2007Because their practices are from the pits of hell, and they're phony!
by doobiesnhof
Sun Apr 16 2006What they do know is that they can take your money if you believe that garbage.
by frogio
Thu Nov 10 2005Wait.......It's coming to me........it's.........coming........to........me.. ...I......almost.....have......it.... Damn it, what was the question again?
by scarletfeather
Tue Nov 08 2005Maybe it's against their fortunetelling principles.
by rain43v3r
Tue Nov 08 2005Caught in a lie, you fortune tellers. Tsk, tsk.
by gentle_jude
Sat Oct 22 2005Yeah, and if you call them in an elevator, why can't they tell you what floor you are currently on? And why do they ask for your name?
by jirai1d4
Tue Jan 11 2005It's because their visions are so vague. For them to interprept something specific like that would be impossible.
by cherrysoda99
Mon Jan 10 2005Because fortune tellers can't real tel you your future. Haven't you ever seen the shows on their tricks? THey alwys have some background info on you or something stupid like that .So they'rejust as likely to win the lottery as a two year old.
by mad_hatter
Mon Jan 10 2005Then they would be called fortune getters. lol
by castlebee
Mon Jan 10 2005I guess that would just be showing off...and, you know that if fortune tellers are anything, they're humble.
by beatlesfanstev_eo
Tue Jul 13 2004Becasue fourtane tellers are frauds.
by chris_junk
Mon Jul 12 2004This question would only be relevant if you assumed fortune tellers and their ilk have actual skills or 'powers'.
by solenoid_dh
Tue Apr 13 2004This question alone should be enough to expose those occultists for the charlatans that they are.
by lukskywlkr
Sat Jan 17 2004It too closely resembles insider trading.
by segisaurus
Tue Dec 23 2003Idiots give them more money and tax free.
by abichara
Tue Dec 23 2003If they use their talent for any profit, they'll get bad karma. It wouldn't be worth it regardless of. And anyways, most of these people are hacks.
by kolby1973
Fri Nov 21 2003I did ask a medium this question once, and he told me that because they are not allowed to gain personal wealth for themselves....or else it will come back to them 3 fold...
by stanuzbeck
Thu Nov 20 2003Because they're fakes. They don't know the future from a hole in the ground. Crystal balls are also bereft of any special powers of divination, as are Tarot cards, tea leaves, or lines on the palms of your hands. Mind you, if they did win the lottery, they might be denied their winnings for cheating, so why bother?
by kamylienne
Sat Nov 15 2003Because it's much more fun to rip off gullible people than buy a lotto ticket.
by tvtator
Thu Nov 13 2003Because they know the day they do they'll die in a freak accident.
by creamy_goodness
Thu Nov 13 2003With great power, comes great responsibiliy.