Virgo

Virgos are the curse of the Zodiac. They NEVER think that anything is wrong with them. They are duplicitous and secret perverts; prim and proper on the exterior and into all kinds of perverted behavior in their private lives. Self loathing, no self esteem and non trusting natures make them the mean, sneaky, guarded people that they are. It's always someone else's fault that they have problems. They NEVER take responsibility for their shortcomings. They also suffer from constant sarcasm but don't have the wit to back up their biting remarks. Virgos love to stir up trouble and will go out their way to make problems when things are too peaceful for their twisted preferences. Mother Theresa was a prime example of a twisted, duplicitous Virgo. She took millions of dollars from dicatators to fund her "cause" which of course disappeared somewhere down the line. She openly stated that the only way to be close to God was through poverty, disease and suffering! This ugly arthritic tr... Read more

As an Aries/Libra - I've kept it real simple......... Virgo = Turd

I'm a virgo girl, and i dont think we're really that evil. I just really like to be lead, don't think it's such a bad thing. And while, yeah i can be a bit controlling, i'm not AS controlling as other people i've met. I am kind of a perfectionist, and i do get that "If i want something done i always have to do it myself" feeling when i'm in a bad mood. but i dont really think we're that bad, i mean, damn it's not like we chose what sign we are.

They're ok people, but they can PISS me off. Or at least the ones I know/have met They think they know everything On a bad day they will over-analyze every DAMN thing and judge the hell outta you... On a good day they are decent people. It's their CONS that make me prefer Pisces as a life-partner. PLUS, they are sooo gullible. They will believe anything...(a lot of Virgos I know believe in the MAGICAL SKY WIZARD known as the Bible God, for example). EDIT: The above description is supposed to fit a relative of mine. She's all right, but she tends to piss me off a lot. I failed to mention, however, that there is one Virgo who more people should be more like.(Hint: Look at my avatar! :] )

they were the people deciding that other people were witches and burning them at the stake. Famous saying "it's my way or the highway"....well, i hope they get hit by a f***ing truck!

Hm, not a great fan of virgos myself. They always seem to get their knickers in a twist over the most minor details. My friend's mars is in virgo, she went into a mood with me over the smallest thing, and we havent spoken since. I dont think either she nor i can remember what it was about, but she's too darn stubborn to admit she was wrong and say sorry. :/ I am NOT a fan!!!! :K

Virgo women are horrible...Stay way from this sign....I'm a Capricorn and they say were compatible...shiddd!!!!...evil ass women who don't care about your feelings at all.

Really? We're fucked up in the head huh? I would like to think of it as trying to figure everything out. I would say that it's hard for me to relate to others because I do think a lot. I'm learning how to be exposed to my surroundings instead of being wrapped up in thought. I am a practical realist who criticizes but not to hurt others. We are largely misunderstood. I don't even understand other virgos which is why I'm rating them 3 stars. Other signs, I find, are more easily understood.

I just have this to say: Virgos are fucked up in the head. seriously. Qualities virgos of both sexes share: Manipulative, very petty, extremely touchy and ultra sensitive to criticism when it's at the receiving end...but they dole it out very liberally! they are small minded, petty people, they lie often and change their statements at the drop of a hat, very moody as well. last but not the least, very vengeful if they don't get their way. Both sexes make the worst bosses....the female ones win this one: they are THE most sickening bosses to have! Both sexes, specially males are very very promiscuous. I'm Aquarius and somehow get drawn towards Virgos, unfortunately. I'll say they are the most toxic people to know....when you get to know them well. In the beginning, they'll seem to be fabulous people...but it's a sham!!!

I'd say Virgos are typically loners. Because they can't see eye to eye with a broad base of ideas and interests. Male Virgos - Conceited, they are smart to some levels but not true intellectuals, small minded politics, make terrible bosses, they are micro-managers, and they have a funny feminine side. Female virgos - slutty, hard to please, thick minded, always tries to look perfect but Virgos are not good with color coordination. Sorry Beyonce you need better designers for your outfits. Think different is definitely not their attributes, they are the best imitator of others, they will never be a leader and always the follower.

I am a virgo, people say were kind of mean. We really don't mean to be mean, but on some level we feel we are trying to help. We are liseners and analyst and we love to share the best course of action. You can't get nothing by us or try to manipulate us. We are all about what goes up must come down, 1+1=2. We take the side of the underdog. Virgos are fair and about karma. We are humble and will let u have the spotlight. We will be criticizing,bossy and a worry wart to love ones because we have feeling for these people and want the best for them but we will give u our it all even if it hurts.( FYI- I am honest, passionate, kind, practical and a very loyal friend. I expect the same from others, and if they fail, I just carry on looking. It takes some time to trust people, but once I know I can - I do, and I am willing to do a lot for them. But, do not try to cross me, do not try to back stab me, or be two-faced because that is the time to forget you and maybe (depends on the circumstance... Read more

Virgo sign members cannot tell the difference between cherry bomb firecrackers and rectal suppositories. They have many bowel problems.

Virgo is the worst. Virgos are the most likely ones to read Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" and take it literally. Scratch that, Virgos ARE the ones. Take the poster's review below mine. They are horrible at sarcasm. Virgos also love eating their own children because Virgos believe that they are a burden to society. One Virgo hobby is not letting their wounds heal because they believe that "they are not worthy" or "too good for" their own body's natural healing. Think this is wrong? Try stitching up an injured Virgo and watch them refuse to because it will dishonor their ancestors. VIRGO PRIDE!!!! ~~~~ewwww

Unfortunately, my first serious boyfriend was a Virgo and it didn't work out so I am negatively biased. Anyway how could an obsessive Virgo ever make it with a flighty Aquarius? He did however have some good ways.

I'm a Virgo. We're smart, hardworking, meticulous. We work hard at any task we're given and we're our own worst critics. We love details and we like making lists. Sometimes we find it difficult to work in group projects because someone else isn't doing something the way we think it should be done, yet we don't say anything and just bite our lips because we don't just want to tell them what's wrong, we want to do it ourselves. Some of us are clean and some of us aren't, but we've got to be organized in some part of our lives. We're extra critical and I've seen people cower under a barrage of my critiques but I just can't help it. We do have a habit of saying stuff like, "I don't understand how you could that?" or "If I were you, I wouldn't have..." or "That's not how you do it." Which can get annoying, I understand, but you should accept it because most of the time we're right. We think enough to be right most of the time, so trust our opinion. We're the worrywarts of the Zodiac sign. I... Read more

out of the seven virgo women off the top of my head: horrible people attention starved manipulative. forced sexuality, lots of dirty secrets. hugely childish. they pride themselves on being there for a friend but disregard the reason their friends are in trouble (like when it's a very nasty person). i met one male who was a sex offender and the other cheated often. nasty people!!

I HATE HATE HATE virgos.... they are so ANNOYING!!! Jeez... let it go! This sign is the most irritating of all the signs.

They just can't stand other people's energies.  They HAVE to criticize it.  They are secretly disorganized.

Us Virgins ROCK! Virgos make great pop singers (Michael Jackson, Beyonce) but we are a little crazy. We might seem retiring or quiet, but on stage we really TURN IT ON.People hate us because they think "we act like we are better than other people." But what if we are better?PS if you can unlock the sex fiend locked inside every virgin you are in for the best ride of your life...

I love female virgo's, they are so heart-warming..Male virgo's are often successful, most of the ones I know, and I love a hard-worker so I give them a thumbs-up!All virgo's have a high sex drive...so just don't leave the female virgo's alone with your boyfriend:)

im a virgo and as 4 being a so called asshole im not and i dont think virgos are we are just very blunt we dont mean to hurt its just in our nature to be honest we feel the need to express ourselves. if you cant take critcism you shouldnt walk outside you're house everyone criticizes you its up to you whether or not you allow it to mess with you

Nothing wrong here.

The virgo people I knew were really ruthless and I don't think they understand human suffering or emotions. Instead of empathize they criticize and extremely narrow minded. You will probably never find a virgo who's not picky which is why most virgo women are single. If they find something about you that they don't like they will let you know disregarding of how it makes you feel. They are the kind of people who want everything their way everything perfect for them but how they are to others are far from perfect, my dad is a virgo hes abusive without emotions and other virgos that I knew were selfish and plain evil stay away from virgos.

Updated Comment, 6/2/07:  Is it me, or is it just completely retarded to judge someone based on the day they were born?   Original Comment, 8/17/03:  Well, I'm not much of a believer of astrology, since most descriptions of the sign personalities are so vague they can fit anyone who really wants to believe they are like that, plus there is no scientific evidence to really back any of this up. But, I'll go on what I know: Virgos are supposed to be very picky, uptight, punctual, overly neat, quiet, nerdy, and critical. However, almost every Virgo I know is extremely laid back, go-with-the-flow kind of people who, although they are particular about how they do things and tend to be very studious, don't really care what other people do. (Except for one, but he had some issues) Virgos are said to dress simply (typically subtle, nothing that draws too much attention), and for the most part I guess that seems to be the case. Most Virgos I know are the quiet-observant type, true, but t... Read more

Virgo men are whinners!  Complain about how overworked and overtasked they are, but usually they don't do much worthy of such complaints.  Most act as if they were in the mafia or something really shady, when they've only been in an entry level sys admin position for the past 15 years.  Always complaining about being passed over.  Will dwell on ex-girlfriends for years and ruin plenty of prospective new relationships with their whining.  Virgo women are loyal friends but don't do better than them or they will kick you to the curb.  They like to keep friends around that make them look sweet, innocent and accomplished... not anyone who is going to blow their cover... they'll cut you out in a heartbeat or secretly sabatoge you.

Virgos are amazingly generous and loyal friends they have a very unique way of looking at life and people and are just the most fun ever!!! And im a Leo...

My very best friend is a Virgo. She is the best person you'd ever want to meet. It amazes me just how negative some people are about everyone else except themselves.

Virgoes embody a lot of good qualities such as industriousness, humility and a love of cleanliness and good health, but their negativity and pettiness prevents them from becoming great. Sometimes Virgoes have a tendency to be in everybody's business keeping them in check when they need to pay more attention to fixing their own problems. I think they make good friends, but their tendency to cut themselves down and overly critical nature makes me wanna to keep my distance from them because that rubs off on you. Virgo men do not make good dates: They are CHEAP! I can't stand cheap men. There is a reason why they call stinginess being mean. They're kinky but stiff in bed. Weird combo.

Well I cant be too harsh I am a Virgo But I dont like tho whole Zodiac Idea thing... being a christian

I don't care that much about signs but this one seems like the most unfortunate to have...they seem like a bunch of uptight, obsessive-compulsive crazies...

They Suck, There too busy worring and analyzing everything and they wont ever admit to falling under there signs traits cuz they know how to judge but they cant take being judged.

Great organizers, analytical thinkers. Very very funny. On the negative side can be very critical.

I'm a virgo, so I'll give it a good rating. But, I don't match any of the characteristics that are listed for Virgos.

Hey, Janey Lane! I'm a virgo. I'm not shy and cold. I'm not practical. I'm one of the biggest dreamers on the planet. I don't investigate every detail of something. I'm a fair person and I space out all the time. prettyvictorian, I don't appreciate you calling me psuedo-intelligent, phony, and a backstabber. Talk about being ignorant and biased!

Virgos - great folks, loyal, funny once you get to know them, very hardworking. prettyvictorian - meanspirited, nasty, not a nice thing to say, prone to stereotyping. one star.

Virgos are generally the BEST in all categories of life when it comes to the Zodiac signs ! :)~~~

virgos are those annoying perfectionist types.

i'm a virgo and yes it is all true---we want everything to be perfect

I'm not into this kind of thing, but this is my birth sign.

2.5* : Sun signs are only 40% accurate when your talking personality, and the horoscope scientifically disproven. Predictive ability of horoscopes has been found to be only 10% accurate (Scientific analizis). Do this experiment don't look at your horoscope for a few weeks but keep them. Keep a record of what happenes to you. then after a few weeks compare what happened to your past horoscopes. You'll be amazed at how inacurate they are. Wake up people, it is a rip.

pseudo-intelligent, phony, and back-stabbers

Why are people coming here leaving bad comments about Virgos? Yeah we're not perfect but neither are you. I do tend to be a little critical and very picky. But I am loyal, honest, hardworking and kind. So for all you people who talk about the bad in us, I'll look up your sign and find the bad in you. And I agree, Virgos rule!

i give it a 5 because i am a virgo

I have read all the posts here and I have to admit, most of them are very accurate. I, myself, am a typical Virgo, being born right in the smack of the range. Just a couple things I want to add. All Virgos need to be happy is reassurance. Its simple. Knowing they are loved will do wonders for erasing our anxiety and throwing it right out the window, saving us a lot of anguish. The only thing...Virgos have a tremendous amount of PRIDE. Something they wont give up even after everything else has been torn away. Therefore, they wont ask for it. At least not in words. You will see it in our eyes. So, please, dont dismiss us as cold, aloof, picky people. We suffer as much as the next person. We just dont see the need to bother others with our problems. And we love those around as much as the next sign, sometimes to the point of utter devotion. I think virgos are wonderful people. The only hard part if getting us to open our door, peek out at you and invite you into our goofy, loving,... Read more

How ironic it is that Freddie Mercury was ruled by Virgo---the Virgin?! (If you don't get the joke, see me.) Virgoans are supposed to be hardworking, and they like to criticize. These are wonderful traits. They have to be careful, apparently, that their criticism does not hurt others. Now what's wrong with a little criticism? They are ruled by the planet Mercury (see above). I don't see much bad in Virgoans. Why is Virgo so far down on the list?

Good qualities: Organized, precise, intellectual Bad qualities: Picky,Critical,Narrow-minded Best careers: Health care, finance, Writing Famous Virgos: Tolstoy,Agatha Christie,JamesCoburn

First of all, you can not judge a person by their sun sign. The sun sign is only one component of a person's chart. Virgos have received a blanket bad image because they have a very strong work ethic, like things to be done correctly, and prefer order over chaos. How terrible! Give Virgos a break. Pisces will go where their bread is buttered (i.e. no loyalty), Libra can never make a decision, and Geminis are different people daily. Leos are aggressive and vain. Stop picking on the sign that performs well, excepts others to perform well, is loyal, respectful of others, and will never turn his back on a friend. Who's doing the rating in here?