Totino's

Approval Rate: 65%

65%Approval ratio

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    chalky

    Thu Sep 17 2009

    Totino's is pretty bad. It's only a dollar in most places. I mean I don't think there are any side-effects but there are better frozen pizzas out there like California Pizza Kitchen and Palermo.

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    guitpik

    Wed Apr 08 2009

    Triple meat with anchovy paste smeared all over it! Yum!

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    kidicarus333

    Wed Dec 03 2008

    Totino's pizzas are really high in fat but are an awesome classic of junk food. Two minutes in the microwave and you have a gooey foldable pizza snack.

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    strijdom

    Tue May 20 2008

    Dry, rubbery, tasteless pizza.

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    jentra26

    Wed Feb 13 2008

    i love this pizza. Great for kids. We always buy this pizza.

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    myopion2

    Mon Oct 15 2007

    I actually like this pizza, I know its by far not a traditional pizza but if you keep that in mind its good. I love the fact that I can buy several pizza's to feed a crowd all under a dollar each.

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    ladyjesusfan77_7

    Thu Aug 09 2007

    I think this is some of the worst frozen pizza I have ever eaten. UPDATE: Puke on a pizza. Just my two cents.

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    astromike

    Thu Aug 09 2007

    First of all they use FAKE cheese.  That alone gets them 2 stars.  Also the pizza (if you even wanna call it pizza) has a funny after taste to it.  However,  it is cheap, edible food that only costs a buck in most stores, and is convenient when your going through tuff times and need to stock up on cheap food.  I'll give them that.

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    twansalem

    Tue Jul 31 2007

    So they're not the best quality frozen pizza out there. But Totino's frozen pizzas are extremely cheap, and let's face it, the whole point of frozen pizzas is for some that 's quick AND cheap. Besides, as long as you don't burn them, which is rather easy to do because they're so thin, they still taste pretty good.

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    arl3289

    Sat Jul 21 2007

    i like mexican but it was pulled off the market

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    iluvmyc00

    Fri Jul 13 2007

    there okay, when i was little it was the only form of pizza(frozen or delivert) that i would eat, now i eat them occasionaly(like right now) but to make them better i had extra cheese and peporonis if we have them(just be sure to cook the pizza some before you add nonfrozen toppings)

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    katkat5

    Sun May 13 2007

    yummy crisp crust

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    peternorth

    Wed May 02 2007

    I remember buying loads of these in University just because they were cheap, luckily today I have more money and my tastes have matured.

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    jockojocko

    Mon Feb 19 2007

    These are awful. My roomate used to always get them because they're cheap. But when you account for the fact that their less than half the size of most frozen pizzas and that the ingredients are clearly bottom of the barrel they're not much of a deal. The crust is like stale crackers, the sauce is sweet with wierd off flavors, a bit mexicany too. The cheese is flavorless and sparse, and the toppings are completely unrecognizable. This is fake food. If you think that chef boyardee is good pasta and that twinkies are good cake then this may be your kind of pizza.

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    louiethe20th

    Wed Nov 15 2006

    I like the Stouffer French Breads the best, but the sausage and groundbeef Totino's is pretty good.

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    momsandpopscal_lmejoe

    Mon Nov 06 2006

    The crust dont taste right...it sticks to the back of ya throat so it got a playa chokin' and I dont like that. They are reasonably priced but they dont taste that good. My main gripe is the sauce is too sweet.

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    calisa

    Fri Oct 27 2006

    This. is. not. pizza.

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    kblalak

    Sun Aug 20 2006

    These pizzas are awesome! I love their crispy crust. I think they are better than most other frozen pizzas that cost 3-4 times as much. Three Cheese is my favorite and Pepperoni is good as well. Regular Cheese used to be good but then they replaced it with some disgusting fake cheese (which they describe as "naturally flavored").

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    hopefloyd

    Thu May 11 2006

    Frozen Pizza taste is in direct inverse proportion to its cost.

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    kthrateit

    Thu Dec 01 2005

    These are Excellent for Pregnancy cravings, but embarrasing if you have company and find that totinos is all you have to feed them! I always try to have high quality pizza around for those "evening drop in guests"

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    kattwoman

    Fri Apr 08 2005

    for some strange reason that i dont know this just happened to be my grandfathers most favorite pizza including delivery any of it and its my kids and the dogs favorite snack food.

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    dalewh7

    Mon Feb 21 2005

    tastes like puke

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    dragonman

    Sun Nov 28 2004

    This is passable cheap pizza, I ate many of these in my younger years.

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    ryuryuryu

    Sat Sep 25 2004

    i think totino's is the greatest. you have to look at price as a factor when rating it -- put on some extra spices and fold it over to make a faux-calzone. it's a goshdarn frozen pizza, people. if it's gourmet you want, and you want to pay big bucks, why not go to a restaurant?

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    frogger20190

    Mon Sep 20 2004

    A lot of people hate this but these cheap pizzas (2 for $5 sometimes!) got me through many a college evening (studying, or doing something else....)

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    nate_haslim

    Fri May 21 2004

    I bought a crap load of Totino's Pizzas when i moved into my new house. I used to eat a whole one for dinner, until i started noticing somthing. Almost every time i ate one, I got sick, and I NEVER ger sick. Needless to say, the last one I had was the mexican style. I woke up later that night with a KILLER pain in my stomach, and the runns that took forever to get started. But what was really weird, is that i was having some serious hot flashes. I was hot and cold, and sweating at the same time. Oh my god, I wanted to die right there on the head. If I could offer any advice to the public and people who make the pizzas, DON'T EAT TOTINO'S!

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    veenat

    Sun Apr 25 2004

    I used to love Totino's as a kid...I don't know if I just grew up and my tastes changed, or if it's just awful now, but I don't even know how one could classify this as pizza. The sauce and cheese just make me sick.

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    kolby1973

    Mon Mar 01 2004

    I do agree that they have done something different with the formula in this pizza. Years ago it was fun to buy these and stack them on top of each other and eat pizza-type sandwiches, but now they don't taste right..and I mean they NEVER taste good. I no longer buy them and would never recommend them to anyone...

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    trixd2b7

    Mon Mar 01 2004

    I generally can't stand frozen pizza-pizza is my fave food and you just can't equal a pizzeria and it's so easy to just pick one up but I do keep the frozen one around for the rainy day and of all the frozen one's I have ever had Tombstone and Essensia are the only ones that were alright and the only one's that I will ever get. I used to like Totino's but I guess my tastes changed or the product did somewhere along the years. Totino's does have a unique crust-a kind of wavy crust that isn't too thin or too thick and unique in that the cheese has at least some cheddar in it and that gives it a different taste. The sauce is too thick and too sweet tho. Oh yeah-it's also really cheap and actually considering how cheap it is makes it a little better.

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    cocopaloma

    Tue Feb 24 2004

    A good, thin crust pizza. Great for kid's parties.

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    dickweener

    Fri Jan 02 2004

    Not as bad as you may think for the cheap price, not all that good for a Pizza though. Not much quality here, but taste pretty darn good after drinking a case of beer. Good to buy and fill the freezer with if you want to stock up.

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    cupofjo

    Sat Oct 11 2003

    Believe it or not but I am pretty picky but I find totinos peperoni pizza quite tasty. Great for a quick snack or cut up into tiny squares makes a tasty appetizer.

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    jazzybee

    Sun Aug 24 2003

    good for 99 cents.. i got so sick of dominos pizza after i ate it (dominos) so much. i'd rather eat this than dominos..

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    dragon_5

    Fri Aug 08 2003

    You've got to be kidding me - pizza? haha very funny. Just drink a case of Natural Light while you're at it.

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    gups11

    Tue Jul 08 2003

    Come on think freshman year, some naty light, totino's, and some green baccy! Those were the days glad I'm in them hehehehe!!!!!!1

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    nagaflas

    Mon Jun 02 2003

    The only problem I have wit this pizza is that it requires a high amount of heat to cook. And what's with the "cook directly on oven rack" stuff? Who the heck does that? I just cook it in a pizza pan. But hey, for 99 cents, it's a darn good pizza!

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    redoedo

    Tue May 27 2003

    Absoluely disgusting. Why isn't this listed under cardboard brands?

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    peteywheatstra_w

    Wed May 21 2003

    worth the buck-twenty five you'll pay for it..imitation cheese, little greasy "meat" cubes, typical frozen pizza crust..not really "bad", esp. when you have the munchies..

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    drremulak

    Sun Feb 16 2003

    It's not right to call this a pizza, but as a pizza-like snack, it's ok. Plus they only cost around a buck!

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    classictvfan47

    Tue Jul 02 2002

    These pizzas aren't very good at all. Little bits of meat that are supposed to pass as Pepperoni, inferiorly-spiced sauce and mediocre cheese. Pass this brand up.