Totino's
Approval Rate: 65%
Reviews 40
by chalky
Thu Sep 17 2009Totino's is pretty bad. It's only a dollar in most places. I mean I don't think there are any side-effects but there are better frozen pizzas out there like California Pizza Kitchen and Palermo.
by guitpik
Wed Apr 08 2009Triple meat with anchovy paste smeared all over it! Yum!
by kidicarus333
Wed Dec 03 2008Totino's pizzas are really high in fat but are an awesome classic of junk food. Two minutes in the microwave and you have a gooey foldable pizza snack.
by strijdom
Tue May 20 2008Dry, rubbery, tasteless pizza.
by jentra26
Wed Feb 13 2008i love this pizza. Great for kids. We always buy this pizza.
by myopion2
Mon Oct 15 2007I actually like this pizza, I know its by far not a traditional pizza but if you keep that in mind its good. I love the fact that I can buy several pizza's to feed a crowd all under a dollar each.
by ladyjesusfan77_7
Thu Aug 09 2007I think this is some of the worst frozen pizza I have ever eaten. UPDATE: Puke on a pizza. Just my two cents.
by astromike
Thu Aug 09 2007First of all they use FAKE cheese. That alone gets them 2 stars. Also the pizza (if you even wanna call it pizza) has a funny after taste to it. However, it is cheap, edible food that only costs a buck in most stores, and is convenient when your going through tuff times and need to stock up on cheap food. I'll give them that.
by twansalem
Tue Jul 31 2007So they're not the best quality frozen pizza out there. But Totino's frozen pizzas are extremely cheap, and let's face it, the whole point of frozen pizzas is for some that 's quick AND cheap. Besides, as long as you don't burn them, which is rather easy to do because they're so thin, they still taste pretty good.
by arl3289
Sat Jul 21 2007i like mexican but it was pulled off the market
by iluvmyc00
Fri Jul 13 2007there okay, when i was little it was the only form of pizza(frozen or delivert) that i would eat, now i eat them occasionaly(like right now) but to make them better i had extra cheese and peporonis if we have them(just be sure to cook the pizza some before you add nonfrozen toppings)
by katkat5
Sun May 13 2007yummy crisp crust
by peternorth
Wed May 02 2007I remember buying loads of these in University just because they were cheap, luckily today I have more money and my tastes have matured.
by jockojocko
Mon Feb 19 2007These are awful. My roomate used to always get them because they're cheap. But when you account for the fact that their less than half the size of most frozen pizzas and that the ingredients are clearly bottom of the barrel they're not much of a deal. The crust is like stale crackers, the sauce is sweet with wierd off flavors, a bit mexicany too. The cheese is flavorless and sparse, and the toppings are completely unrecognizable. This is fake food. If you think that chef boyardee is good pasta and that twinkies are good cake then this may be your kind of pizza.
by louiethe20th
Wed Nov 15 2006I like the Stouffer French Breads the best, but the sausage and groundbeef Totino's is pretty good.
by momsandpopscal_lmejoe
Mon Nov 06 2006The crust dont taste right...it sticks to the back of ya throat so it got a playa chokin' and I dont like that. They are reasonably priced but they dont taste that good. My main gripe is the sauce is too sweet.
by calisa
Fri Oct 27 2006This. is. not. pizza.
by kblalak
Sun Aug 20 2006These pizzas are awesome! I love their crispy crust. I think they are better than most other frozen pizzas that cost 3-4 times as much. Three Cheese is my favorite and Pepperoni is good as well. Regular Cheese used to be good but then they replaced it with some disgusting fake cheese (which they describe as "naturally flavored").
by hopefloyd
Thu May 11 2006Frozen Pizza taste is in direct inverse proportion to its cost.
by kthrateit
Thu Dec 01 2005These are Excellent for Pregnancy cravings, but embarrasing if you have company and find that totinos is all you have to feed them! I always try to have high quality pizza around for those "evening drop in guests"
by kattwoman
Fri Apr 08 2005for some strange reason that i dont know this just happened to be my grandfathers most favorite pizza including delivery any of it and its my kids and the dogs favorite snack food.
by dalewh7
Mon Feb 21 2005tastes like puke
by dragonman
Sun Nov 28 2004This is passable cheap pizza, I ate many of these in my younger years.
by ryuryuryu
Sat Sep 25 2004i think totino's is the greatest. you have to look at price as a factor when rating it -- put on some extra spices and fold it over to make a faux-calzone. it's a goshdarn frozen pizza, people. if it's gourmet you want, and you want to pay big bucks, why not go to a restaurant?
by frogger20190
Mon Sep 20 2004A lot of people hate this but these cheap pizzas (2 for $5 sometimes!) got me through many a college evening (studying, or doing something else....)
by nate_haslim
Fri May 21 2004I bought a crap load of Totino's Pizzas when i moved into my new house. I used to eat a whole one for dinner, until i started noticing somthing. Almost every time i ate one, I got sick, and I NEVER ger sick. Needless to say, the last one I had was the mexican style. I woke up later that night with a KILLER pain in my stomach, and the runns that took forever to get started. But what was really weird, is that i was having some serious hot flashes. I was hot and cold, and sweating at the same time. Oh my god, I wanted to die right there on the head. If I could offer any advice to the public and people who make the pizzas, DON'T EAT TOTINO'S!
by veenat
Sun Apr 25 2004I used to love Totino's as a kid...I don't know if I just grew up and my tastes changed, or if it's just awful now, but I don't even know how one could classify this as pizza. The sauce and cheese just make me sick.
by kolby1973
Mon Mar 01 2004I do agree that they have done something different with the formula in this pizza. Years ago it was fun to buy these and stack them on top of each other and eat pizza-type sandwiches, but now they don't taste right..and I mean they NEVER taste good. I no longer buy them and would never recommend them to anyone...
by trixd2b7
Mon Mar 01 2004I generally can't stand frozen pizza-pizza is my fave food and you just can't equal a pizzeria and it's so easy to just pick one up but I do keep the frozen one around for the rainy day and of all the frozen one's I have ever had Tombstone and Essensia are the only ones that were alright and the only one's that I will ever get. I used to like Totino's but I guess my tastes changed or the product did somewhere along the years. Totino's does have a unique crust-a kind of wavy crust that isn't too thin or too thick and unique in that the cheese has at least some cheddar in it and that gives it a different taste. The sauce is too thick and too sweet tho. Oh yeah-it's also really cheap and actually considering how cheap it is makes it a little better.
by cocopaloma
Tue Feb 24 2004A good, thin crust pizza. Great for kid's parties.
by dickweener
Fri Jan 02 2004Not as bad as you may think for the cheap price, not all that good for a Pizza though. Not much quality here, but taste pretty darn good after drinking a case of beer. Good to buy and fill the freezer with if you want to stock up.
by cupofjo
Sat Oct 11 2003Believe it or not but I am pretty picky but I find totinos peperoni pizza quite tasty. Great for a quick snack or cut up into tiny squares makes a tasty appetizer.
by jazzybee
Sun Aug 24 2003good for 99 cents.. i got so sick of dominos pizza after i ate it (dominos) so much. i'd rather eat this than dominos..
by dragon_5
Fri Aug 08 2003You've got to be kidding me - pizza? haha very funny. Just drink a case of Natural Light while you're at it.
by gups11
Tue Jul 08 2003Come on think freshman year, some naty light, totino's, and some green baccy! Those were the days glad I'm in them hehehehe!!!!!!1
by nagaflas
Mon Jun 02 2003The only problem I have wit this pizza is that it requires a high amount of heat to cook. And what's with the "cook directly on oven rack" stuff? Who the heck does that? I just cook it in a pizza pan. But hey, for 99 cents, it's a darn good pizza!
by redoedo
Tue May 27 2003Absoluely disgusting. Why isn't this listed under cardboard brands?
by peteywheatstra_w
Wed May 21 2003worth the buck-twenty five you'll pay for it..imitation cheese, little greasy "meat" cubes, typical frozen pizza crust..not really "bad", esp. when you have the munchies..
by drremulak
Sun Feb 16 2003It's not right to call this a pizza, but as a pizza-like snack, it's ok. Plus they only cost around a buck!
by classictvfan47
Tue Jul 02 2002These pizzas aren't very good at all. Little bits of meat that are supposed to pass as Pepperoni, inferiorly-spiced sauce and mediocre cheese. Pass this brand up.