Their National Animal is the Beaver.
Approval Rate: 54%
Reviews 16
by ayn9b559
Wed Aug 22 2012Sex jokes aside, there are worse animals to have around than the beaver. Although they did seriously alter the topography of the far north.
by annakorn
Wed Aug 22 2012Nothing wrong with a little beaver cleavage
by abichara
Tue Aug 21 2012And ours was almost the turkey before the founders decided to go with the eagle. True story.
by irishgit
Fri Feb 18 2011Most countries choose some big bad-ass animal, or bird of prey as their symbol. At least something that looks sleek and cool on the back of coinage. Canadians, on the other hand, pick an overgrown rodent with an engineering degree. But hey, at least they're good eating.
by frankswildyear_s
Fri Feb 18 2011What's more, our national bird is the Red-footed Booby.
by oscargamblesfr_o
Fri Feb 18 2011Them rottin no good no hows Canuckity bastards done put Jerry Mathers in a C-A-G cage!
by scumbaglovein
Mon Apr 12 2010Canada is great and has nothing to do with a fucking beaver AHEM OLYMPIC HOCKEY :3 Our beer does not taste like aquafina Our cigarettes our strong We are not a bunch of red neck hicks even look into the past when all the black people escaped to Canada from the united states. We accept multi culturalism in our country as apposed to the assimilation process of the united states. We are not a bunch of republican capitalist greedy assholes. We work with poverty, racism, abuse and such while Americas no tolerance level is drugs. As System Of A Down Said "Following the rights movements You clamped down with your iron fists, Drugs became conveniently Available for all the kids, Following the rights movements You clamped down with your iron fists, Drugs became conveniently Available for all the kids, Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated In the prison system, prison system Prison system of the U.S." "Minor drug offenders fill your prisons You don't even flinch All our taxes payi... Read more
by canadasucks
Sun Jan 24 2010. . .a better engineering student than half of our graduates. . .certainly better than the levee builders of New Orleans. . .
by victor83
Sun Jan 24 2010Annexing beaver can be an extremely dangerous proposition...
by guy_dc1b
Sun Jan 24 2010These little guys build good dams. We'll have to tax the hell out of them.
by lix0d3d3
Sun Jan 24 2010Not 'that' kind of Beaver, gentlemen. Added after reading Victor's comment: I read it as 'position' instead of 'proposition', but I suppose proposing to Annex'ing a Beaver could create for dangerous positions, depending on the outcome of the proposition.
by x_factor_z
Wed Jun 04 2008There is a really naughty thought I have about this!!!
by genghisthehun
Thu Apr 17 2008I dunno. I remember that great piece of cinema, Missouri Breaks, and Tom Logan, played by Jack Nicholson, stating, "The closer you get to Canada, the more things'll eat your horse."
by numbah16tdhaha
Thu Apr 17 2008*snicker* That's a good thing, I think...
by faa07a17
Mon Dec 27 2004Beaver - intelligent, industrious Bald eagle - carrion eating scavenger thats afraid of sparrows
by castlebee
Mon Nov 08 2004Well, they're hard working, keep to themselves and are so busy tending to their own business they don't have time to go around causing trouble. Sounds like a praise-worthy little mascot - I don't see any flaw in their logic in having selected it.