The government controls the weather
Approval Rate: 55%
Reviews 34
by djahuti
Tue Oct 20 2009I'm sure they've TRIED.Think of the tactical military possibilities,and the agricultural advantages.However,I don't think they succeeded.There are too many factors science is only dimly aware of at this point.Besides,beings unable to control even THEMSELVES will never dominate Mother Nature.
by frankswildyear_s
Tue Oct 20 2009The government has a hard enough time scheduling clerical staff to provide phone coverage for public inquiries. Do you really think they are capable of deciding where to send a little rainfall to help the Nebraska corn crop and when to schedule a fog bank to provide cover for a squadron of bi-planes to swoop down over Columbia?
by oscargamblesfr_o
Tue Oct 20 2009I've known this since those zonked out kids in Woodstock were claiming that the fascist pigs were seeding the clouds.
by ladyjesusfan77_7
Mon Oct 19 2009I think someone's been watching too much "Twilight Zone".
by dascientiss
Tue Apr 07 2009......what kinda crap is that? I know there a buttload of atheist jackwads here,but God controls the weather. I dont care what you believe
by fb1473765476
Fri Sep 26 2008HEu sentit a parlar del clorur de plata?
by jim9713
Thu Sep 18 2008I just dont think so.
by governmentindi_cator
Tue Sep 09 2008study HAARP. then post your opinions.
by marilynmonroeb_ot
Tue Sep 09 2008you can't control mother nature
by say_it_like_g
Sun Aug 31 2008Unless you look at it in a more indirect way... the government controls the oil industry and the lack of use with clean burning fuel resulting in changes to our envirment and to the weather... so inadvertently yes.
by carla_867
Mon Aug 18 2008It might be true, but they would be very limited on what they could do
by tini_iz_now_imaginin
Thu Aug 14 2008I KNOW THIS IS POSSIBLE...KATRINA WUZ AIMED....NEED I SAY MORE....
by ilikepie
Wed Aug 13 2008How would this even be possible? I suppose they pull the sun out from a cupboard some days...
by zuchinibut
Tue Aug 12 2008Maybe not in this country, but China has a Weather Modification agency.
by lolly547
Tue Aug 12 2008HA if only, how fucking stupid
by stephanie251
Tue Aug 12 2008God controls that I believe.
by chk_v2458
Fri Aug 08 2008Nope. That's God.
by the_non_era191
Thu Aug 07 2008in part they do, if you don't think this is so... research contrails-vs-chemtrails online.
by april806
Tue Aug 05 2008ok i dont know about this one
by carrollcountyk_id
Tue Aug 05 2008We could use some global warming up here in New Hampshire this year.
by jeff683
Mon Aug 04 2008i dont beleve we are that smart...but who knows??
by itz_me_gayle62
Sun Aug 03 2008Wow, if that were true that would be wonderful... no more droughts, hurricanes, cyclones (for those in the southern hemisphere), floods, fires.... If only!
by todd_588
Sun Aug 03 2008no god does lol
by valkyrievoice
Sat Aug 02 2008I believe they're attempting to. See "Chem Trails/Com Trails" theories and then go outside and watch the little white planes flying over and their little smoke lines that they leave and then you figure it out for yourself.
by mr_matt
Thu Jul 31 2008bull!!!!!!
by bobbell2008
Mon Jun 23 2008This one is plausible given some the technology with which they have been experimenting. I haven't seen any proof yet.
by donovan
Tue Feb 20 2007Funny, they can't even control the government.
by irishgit
Tue Feb 20 2007So I presume they ordered up the rain for the last Superbowl game?
by jamie_mcbain
Sat Feb 03 2007They would need super powers to do this, wouldn't they?
by kamylienne
Sat Feb 03 2007Well, judging by the accuracy of most television weathermen, THEY sure as hell don't control the weather, but I doubt the goverment does, either. If they did, we'd all be !@#$ed (they can't even control their spending, how the hell are they supposed to control the weather?)
by genghisthehun
Fri Dec 15 2006If that is true, the members of the government have a lot of explaining to do before: "Make ready, aim, FIRE!"
by lastmessenger3
Thu Dec 14 2006What a load of crap! You gotta be a God to control the weather, no government in the world comes close to that!
by abichara
Thu Dec 14 2006Like Drummond says, there are quite a few people who believe this far-out claim. In fact, Fidel Castro claims that the United States government is responsible for diverting hurricanes towards Cuba as a means to punish the country. Never mind that many of those same hurricanes which hit Cuba many times drift towards Florida, before heading up the East Coast! No, this is not conspiracy: this is superstition! And a rather stupid one at that. The Government has tried to manipulate the weather in the past. During the 1960's, efforts were made to "seed" hurricanes in an attempt to reduce their strength. At the end of the day, it is difficult indeed to master nature. Cloud seeding didn't really work, so those efforts ended. But no matter what, Fidel will still blaim the US government for the hurricanes which hit his country, like he does just about everything else that goes wrong in Cuba!!
by drummond
Thu Dec 14 2006I spoke to a grown semi-educated woman a few years back who asked me whether I noticed that sometimes airliners have vapor trails and sometimes they don't. She brushed off my explanation about the moisture content of the air differing from one day to the next and accounting for the difference and insisted that the vapor trail is a substance designed to control the weather. She doesn't know how. You know, probably the biggest reason I don't believe the 911 conspiracy theories is that I just don't believe the government is competent enough to pull it off. They can't control their own red tape, let alone the weather.