Ron Jeremy

"The Hedgehog". I haven't seen him in a movie (unless you count the legitimate and well-done film "Killing Zoe"--in which he stood up from behind a desk, was shot by a bank robber, and fell down), but there was a documentary about him that played on HBO awhile back. Apparently, every couple of months he gets tested for AIDS and goes into an anxious sweat every single time in the waiting room while he awaits the results. I hope the pay he gets is worth it.

I kind of liked his cameo as a disgusting mobster in Boondock Saints.

He was pretty damn funny in the porn parody Orgazmo as the villain "Jizz Master Zero." Just a homely man but apparently he has one gift...

When he tours with XXX Church i like his thoughts about porn rather than his sidekick.

Who doesn't like Ron?