Prophecies of Nostradamus

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    jfi776f9

    Fri Feb 05 2010

    He ciphered some mumbo-jumbo predictions so not to make an a*s of himself when proved wrong ("you interpreted it in the wrong way").

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    james76255

    Sun Feb 01 2009

    If I wrote down a thousand predictions and a few hundred years later some people were willing to broadly interpret them and try to link them to things that had already happened, I'm sure I'd get some of the crap right too. There was a special that came out somewhere around 1976 or so showing all the things that Nostradamus predicted. They were bold enough to use some of his writings to predict what would happen over the next few years. No surprise none of that happened, though they did say something about an evil man from the Middle East that would start World War III. First that was the Ayatollah Khomeini, then it was Khadafi, then it was Saddam Hussien. I guess that might be linked to Ahmadinejad at this point. The Hister/Hitler thing is pretty neat, but when he wrote so much and there is only one thing you can really point to that's hardly worth calling him a seer.

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    oscargamblesfr_o

    Wed Jan 28 2009

    He had a certain way of creating a striking image every now and again in his quatrains, but I regard them as interesting but totally inscrutable ruminations by a fairly decent poet instead of a seer...My own guess is that he had dreams of Justice League Fictions but had a hard time translating them into French.

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    ma_duron

    Fri Jun 13 2008

    For those with a disposition for conjecture. No time for them myself.

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    frankswildyear_s

    Tue Oct 16 2007

    Let me give this a try.  "And then some people of a region to the west of the great ocean of Atlantis will quadrannually gather to make a precipitous decision affecting the out come of major events that will have consequences for the future.  And a dog named Charlie will befriend a cat named Rufus."  Pure genius!

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    genghisthehun

    Wed Oct 10 2007

    GenghisTheHunadamus makes this prediction. An asteroid is gonna strike the earth. I then add a few lines of crappy verse. As the centuries roll on, this will eventually come true. You heard it here, first. (How DID ol' Genghis do it?)

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    irishgit

    Wed Oct 10 2007

    Crapola. Nostradamus predicts outcome of 2008 Presidential election. Turn to page 11 for details. Right beside the picture of Satan coming out of an oil well. Make it stop.

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Tue Oct 09 2007

    The sports prophet Chokestradamus is more accurate...

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    pugwash01

    Wed Sep 05 2007

    Although this man somewhat predicted Hitler, his predictions were very vague. Too much hipe for a sharlot!!

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    blue47

    Wed May 02 2007

    So vague and ambiguous you can read anything into it after the fact, much like the so called prophecies of the bible.

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    aenzhru

    Fri Feb 16 2007

    Growing up, without ever actually READING his "prophecies" (which I still haven't), I always had the notion that Nostradamus was in some way inspired, or maybe an actual prophet, and that there was a lot of truth to his predictions. In the last few years I've seen a few documentaries about him which have significantly altered my opinion. One show about him that, I believe, was on the history channel a few years ago, took place in a classroom where a number of very unbiased and intelligent college students deduced and broke down a lot of his prophecies. This "classroom discussion" altered my opinion even more. As a Christian, I realize that one of Nostradamus's mistakes was that he very apparently got into the occult at some point in his life. I do believe that with the aid of the "dark side" he made one initial correct prophesy (the death of a King of France?). The remaining prophecies (only the spiritually enlightened can prophecy, the occult proffers very little in the way of a... Read more

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    x_factor_z

    Fri Jun 02 2006

    Unless you are some sort of "genius" like Penn&Teller;, (wish they would BOTH be mute), it is obvious that he can fortell the future, right? Actually, most of these prophesies are so obscure that it is too hard to actually tell what he was communicating. Yet, one quatrain, he mentions Franco by name, and Hister may actually be Hitler. Too intriguing to dismiss, unless you are a total "skeptic", (and thus have not had an intelligent, non dogmatic thought in years...)

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    alpepper

    Thu Sep 29 2005

    Don't dismiss as interpretive nonsense. Nostradamus has made some amazing predictions in his quatrains. He nearly called out Hitler by name [Hister]. In life, an amazing man whom as a doctor helped eradicate bubonic plague in France. I had some fun a few years ago running an NFL Picks web site...based on the prophecies of Nostradamus ( http://alpepper.tripod.com/nflnostradamus )

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    djahuti

    Sun Apr 03 2005

    WAY too much has been made of this hogwash.The length some of his admirers go to to stretch his wording to mean something significant that actually transpired is astounding.Given THAT much slack,a Popeye Cartoon looks Prophetic.

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    birdegal202

    Thu Mar 24 2005

    Not all that amazing in that they are very broadly written and many are made up (several verses of the 9/11 doomsday prophecy made in the wake of the event) and are very poorly translated into english from already crude french.

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    seraph

    Tue Sep 28 2004

    In 10th grade, I watched a video on Nostradamus that left me scarred for weeks. I always wonder, am I just being fooled by a few cryptic quatrains fortelling a disastrous future? I hope so...but the Hister thing gives me goosebumps. I try not to think about this subject too much.