Police Officer
Approval Rate: 48%
Reviews 50
by irishgit
Mon Aug 23 2010Potentially a soul-killing occupation. You deal with shitheads, mopes, skanks, grifters and assorted assholes on the one hand, and the victims of the previously mentioned on the other. In between you get scofflaw drivers, domestic arguments, noise complaints, drunken teenagers, and occasional crowd control. While this may not kill your sense of humor, it will probably instill a level of cynicism in you that others will find grim. Should you be successful, and rise in your profession, you will likely specialize in one or two areas of crime, be that homicide, robbery, fraud, burglary, or the like. This will have the benefit of providing you with contact with the more accomplished of the first group listed in this review. Its not a job I'd want, but I'd hate to live in a society without them.
by frankswildyear_s
Mon Aug 23 2010It's a brutal occupation. Basically your job only really starts when someone else's life has gone for shit in some way. You deal with victims and criminals all day. Try going home to a quiet normal family life after 10 hours of that every day. I've had two friends in the profession. A high school friend who got chewed up and burned out by it at an early age and left town to start a new life after the job cost him a marriage and a neighbour who just got a transfer to homicide after working in the low track part of town as a beat cop for a decade. Interestingly the neighbour finds the job tolerable after having served in the armed forces and done two tours of peacekeeping duty in the Baltic States.
by chalky
Mon Aug 23 2010Personally, I don't like the police, and believe more than half of them are probably corrupt. It probably isn't great for a cop to know that there are a lot of people like me out there. However, when you see a police officer standing in line for an ice cream or a sub, it kind of makes you wonder.
by astromike
Mon Mar 23 2009I respect the good ones, and what they do to protect. Living in a big city tho, you couldnt pay me enough to do what they have to put up with on a day by day basis. You hear about them getting shot all the time.
by raise_awareness_of_poverty_hunger_in_america
Sun Jan 11 2009A necessary evil. I have respect for most officers.
by statman29
Tue Dec 02 2008Let's just say I got mixed feelings about the police. You got to give the ones credit for serving in high crime places for just meager pay. Moreover, there are indeed some in it for good noble reasons and that of course deserves high praise but in plenty of cases they get less praise for what they actually deserve. However, with no intention on my part to construct any type of diatribe against police, I feel I must tell it like it really is. There are indeed many (i'm going to say a sizeable minority of 40 percent) in it for the sheer power trip and this is obviously no secret. It is also astonishing when you look at the percentage of police that are women batters which are around 24 percent. That is three times the population of U.S reported cases of women battering (which is around 8 percent)!!!! There are some police that are in it because they are actually attracted to violence and they're some that actually have criminal records themselves. I'll admit this is confusing for me bec... Read more
by uncle_banana_head
Thu Aug 28 2008In capitalist society, they serve the function of enforcing capitalist rule, upholding capitalist law (law made by the capitalist class) and defending the massive wealth of the rich from the working poor. So, police in capitalist society get one star: * In socialist society, police serve the necessary social function of preserving order, maintaining the rule of law, and defending socialism from the nefarious activities of reactionary counter-revolutionaries seeking to restore capitalism. The above star rating is in regards to police operating in a socialist system.
by bay_baylay
Wed Jul 16 2008Too scary!
by melanie
Tue Jul 15 2008Hopefully soon, my husband's career
by k_a_y_l_a
Sun Jul 06 2008keewl but i wouldnt do it
by ms_106239909
Sat Jul 05 2008I wouldn't want that job. Period.
by kisha518
Fri Jul 04 2008sometimes i don't trust all of em
by ant946
Tue Jul 01 2008my job man
by georges11
Fri Jun 27 2008They have a difficult job. Not my first choice.
by fb636771569
Thu Jun 19 2008Respect
by laura_201
Tue Jun 17 2008Good to 'help the community' but bad because of the dangerousness and dealing with violent people!
by jay937
Sun Jun 15 2008best job in the world
by glamor_ous
Thu Jun 12 2008Work to hard for not enough money they make. I wouldn't want to put my life on the line for $30,000 a year.
by myspace_54251653
Thu Jun 12 2008as long as you dont have a superiority complex or really want to shoot people
by ssdi460d
Mon Jun 09 2008I am way too trusting Id get shot
by she_makes_my_heart_melt
Mon Jun 09 2008i wanna be a police chic!
by genghisthehun
Mon Jun 09 2008Too much routine and dealing with low-lifes. That is not for me.
by loving_life
Sat Jun 07 2008i want a gun and it would be pretty cool to save people
by brenden
Fri Jun 06 2008You get disrespected and you may make many wrong judgments and look like a complete fool for it.
by airon08
Fri Jun 06 2008Lot Of fun
by trebon1038
Thu Jun 05 2008a lot of risk for the buck.
by mikki0
Thu Jun 05 2008Could be a interesting field!
by nash_god_is_in_the_rain
Thu Jun 05 2008Bad Boys...Bad Boys...whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
by hondarider91
Fri May 16 2008If it were not for the police, your best friend would have killed you and taken your wallet by now.
by fb61200893
Sat Nov 17 2007This is the very last time I'd want to put myself at the service of the state.
by chicagoman
Wed May 02 2007If you have ever lived in a small town you know they have nothing better to do than arrest young kids at a party. Once I was at a friends house doing things kids do when the police show up and barge into his house acting like complete assholes saying racist slurs to my black friend, The police let all of the drivers and pretty girls leave which dosn't make any sence. Then arrested all the kids who couldn't drive, all because we looked like punk kids. From that point on I lost all respect for police.
by numbah16tdhaha
Wed Feb 21 2007I'm gonna tell everyone to STFU (ask around to translate the chatspeak) about cops. I may not always get along with all of them, but this week we lost a 24 year old officer in Glendale to some loser ass felon who shot him in the face with a .357 mag. This bastard shouldn't have even been let out of prison and now we have a dead officer because we've gotten too soft on these asshole felons. NOW I FEEL BETTER!
by ldsconvert
Wed Feb 21 2007Yes, a place to voice my anger! Lol, well for the most part there are two problems I see with the police force in all towns in all states. First, the police officers that are in downtown areas are not respected, they are restricted to how they can serve, and god forbid anyone shoot a crack fiend, its always seen as the cops fault. Second, the cops that deserve to be shot themselves, such as Officer EF Mckelroy Humble Police Department, sit around in dark areas, where they are not visable, where they know people are going to speed, and pull over 5 cars at once, write 5 tickets and meet thier quota of the day. These lazy bastards need to be retrained, and then sent to Kerplakistan, or something like that. Let them have a taste of what it really means to serve and protect. Rights, liberty, justice, all these things are set aside so the city/police dep can make more money on middle class America. I feel better now!
by victor83
Wed Feb 21 2007I agree with numbah. Not all police officers are perfect, but there are a few bad individuals in any profession. They are the "blue line" and too many people take for granted the security these brave men and women provide.
by kingguiness
Fri Apr 28 2006There are many types of Police Officers from different walks of life. Some truly are judgemental dicks. Others are genuinely cool people. I've thought about it at different times in my life and I know I would be good. I like the officers who really are concerned about fighting true violent crime and could care less about Joe smoking a bowl.
by djahuti
Tue Feb 15 2005I have total respect for those who truly serve and protect.I have worked with and known many a fine officer.However,I have also seen and dealt with abusive and corrupt ones.These are the ones who lose the respect of the community for the job.Police need to stop covering for the ones who need to be removed from the job.They also deserve to be paid much more,but they should be held to the highest standards.
by skizero
Wed Dec 15 2004a joke. frat boys and racists who need to express their hostility. paid to carry out pointless laws on a regular basis. i have no respect for the boys and blue.
by mad_hatter
Wed Dec 15 2004I have the upmost respect for police officers. Yes, their are a few bad apples in the force, but every job has a few.
by mystic_mango
Sat Dec 11 2004Why aren't they higher up the list? I mean for petes sake, police officers actually help people! They make a difference!
by ladygfe6
Tue Jul 20 2004most cops are power hungry racists who like violence.
by solenoid_dh
Thu Apr 15 2004When I was a child and our family used to go on vacations, we often got pulled over by the police and accused of speeding, even though local cars had been passing us. It always happened when we were out of state. Years later, I was driving in Colorado, with my cruise control set at 56, and they pulled me over and ticketed me for going 72 - which was impossible! He would not even let me leave until I wrote out a check for the fine and handed it over to him. Those kinds of officers are not much better than petty criminals themselves. However, my father always taught me that the police are like people in all professions: there are lots of good ones, with a few bad ones thrown in. Over the years, nearly all the officers I have encountered have been brave and courteous people, and I'm thankful we have them around. We couldn't really live without them.
by ladyshark4534
Wed Feb 25 2004Not a job I would EVER want. I would never want to handcuff anyone or slam them against a car. I'd hate to strip search them too. I would never ever force someone to take off their pants and underwear if they didn't feel comfortable! If I were a cop, I would have to do so.
by kolby1973
Wed Feb 25 2004I think it is quite obvious that without police officers, this country would be in complete anarchy ! These men and women are totally underrated and should be thanked more often for their hard underpaid work. Thank you too all the police officers out there that protect me everyday. I appreciate it so much. (this job is obviously not for everyone however, I don't even think I could do it.)
by typhoon
Fri Oct 24 2003Hello, this is my future career. I love police officers where would we be without them? It's too scary to think about.
by priss878
Tue Aug 26 2003Police Officers have my respect and where would we be without them....Enough said!
by rebelyell1861
Tue Jul 22 2003Well Moosekarloff, without these "boys in blue" keeping some degree of order, someone undoubtedly would have shot your loud ass years ago.
by moosekarloff
Tue Jul 22 2003This is a great occupation if you're into eating hamburgers and doughnuts, chain smoking, sitting around scratching your butt while dreaming of your retirement home, hiding from dangerous criminals while hassling respectable, law-abiding citizens, making targets of Afro-American males, generally being corrupt, being on the take, being above the law, making moronic wiseass comments to taxpayers who pay your salary/pension, beating your wife and children, committing suicide, shaking down drug dealers for their stash and then doing it up yourself, getting totally faced at the tavern after work and then driving around, knowing you'll get a free pass by your oinker buddies if you kill someone with your car, having your butt kissed constantly by those of the drooler mentality, and essentially taking up space while feeding at the public trough. Most police officers are total losers, pathetic, threatened punks who are so terrified of the world that they have to hide behind a shield and gun: t... Read more
by jimmyinatlanta
Mon Jun 30 2003That's a negative!
by bryakd
Fri May 30 2003Pigs: cant live with em, cant live without em.
by president_x_d
Mon May 05 2003Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?