Pamula Anderson

GgggggggAAAAGGGGGG!

Totally plastic.  If she sat too close to a heat source, she'd melt.  Looks like she goes to the same dentist as the nags running in the fifth race at Belmont.  Her fake knobs look like they're made of that body filler they use in auto collision repair shops.  And there's nothing like tatoos on a woman to make her look like total trailer park white trash.  But, besides all this, she's beautiful.

Hot body, fine curves, nice b00bs. She's all that, she can suck the entire whip cream out of a cupcake without messing it up.

one word FAKE learn how to spell.