Overworked reindeer has PETA upset

PETA gives all animal rights activists a bad name. Stupid morons.

Screw PETA. I'll eat Rudolph.

Wait til PETA finds out that its Donner und Blitzen meat pies for New Years Dinner at the Clauses.

I support animal rights. Unfortunately, PETA (like many other types parodied on this list) can be so passionate that they would even target a harmless celeb like dear old Santa. I hope PETA someday realizes that outlandish publicity stunts don't always help their cause. You can't expect to inspire sympathy for animal abuse by hitting Santa with a tofu cream pie while dressed up in nothing but ketchup, antlers and a harness.

Doesn't PETA have better things to do?