Men's Club Of Houston

Approval Rate: 88%

88%Approval ratio

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    sarahtea167bf4

    Thu Jul 09 2009

    This is the nicest strip club in Houston, very classy, great decor (no fake Venus paintings and poorly done "Renaissance" stuff), good wine list.

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    whitraeg173b54

    Mon Jun 22 2009

    This club is a joke! if you are not wearing a designer suit or look like a barbie doll, you will be looked at like trash from the second you walk in. The staff was very rude. GIRLS ALL HAD FAKE BREASTS and extensions in their hair. not my type of girl what so ever. unless you let society dictate your desires, you will not find this club very amusing at all.

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    umiuo1cb6f9

    Mon Feb 23 2009

    Read some other reviews and thought I might clear things up. TMC is definitely the BEST club in Houston. People think they get bad service usually because these are those terrible customers that complain about EVERYTHING (yeah, you know those ones at restaurants). The staff here treats you well unless you're causing a scene. Also, people don't seem to understand that dancers do not work for free!!! Why do you think that a dancer wants to sit and talk to you for hours without getting paid? They don't... they're at work!!! Surprise! These dancers charge hourly, so don't be surprised if your tab is high. This is a high-class club. Plus, stop blaming everyone else if there are no dancers. They're independent contractors... know what that means? They work whenever the hell they want. So don't start a fit because you don't get what you want. This is by far the best place to be. If you don't have a dancer, it's probably just because you're there to try and get a free show!

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    741258191acc

    Mon Oct 20 2008

    I was staying at the embassy suites which is located near this club so had the urge to go. That was a bad idea the moment i sit down a dancer came to my table and knocked my drink over on my lap an accident obviously but i wouldnt of minded if she would have said sorry. Then waitress got management and they were acting like it was a big deal to get me a new drink on the house. girls looked very drawn and way too skinny just not my type felt like i was watching tales from the crypt I wont be returning to that one

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    bww3819119e5c

    Sat Oct 04 2008

    Beware if you choose to go to this strip club. I went for a bachelor party and if management thinks you are too drunk they will try to screw you into paying for more than what you received. They tried to come back and charge my credit card for over $1K worth of expenses when I only signed a $400 bill. This place is fraudlent and out to get your dollar.

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    leggychick

    Wed Apr 23 2008

    I haven't been to too many clubs of this sort, but this one is definitely the best so far. The crowd was clean and decent, the girls were hotter, nicer, and classier than girls at other places, the servers were attentive, and the place was easy to locate. I don't think our group could've asked for anything more.

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    ricknova11faa0

    Fri Nov 23 2007

    The Men's Club has absolutely horrible management that doesn't know the first thing about customer satisfaction. This was definitely the worst experience I've EVER had at a strip club. My wife and I decided to go for our anniversary, and we promptly paid the $20 cover at the door. We sat near the stage and ordered our drinks. We started wondering why there were no dancers on stage after the first couple of songs, and were about to go speak with someone after no dancers had appeared after about seven songs. Suddenly, the music stopped and a television at the end of the room blared that a boxing match was about to start. There had been nothing advertised outside or inside the club about a television fight, and they didn't mention anything at the door when we dropped our money down. I went to speak with the manager, and very politely told him that my wife and I would like our cover charge back, since we came to see dancers, not a boxing match. His exact words were "We don't give m... Read more

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    christamarie10_71fa

    Thu Jun 14 2007

    I swear, this USED to be a TOP club in Houston. I went last month and was pretty disappointed in the girls that were working there. They have definatley been more leinient on who can dance there and who can't. Althought the girls were awful... the service was great. VIP was great, and they definatley took care of us.

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    txwild1fbd69

    Tue Mar 06 2007

    Too stuffy for me, but nice girls none the less. Not a good place to go for the average joe, dancers are looking for suits who they think will spend mucho dinero.

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    citysearchuser_18ebb9

    Tue Jul 04 2006

    This place is easily the best strip club in Houston for many reasons. The place is a classier version of your standard place, as the furnish...

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    contributor1d3_72b

    Sun Apr 02 2006

    Houston's classic upscale gentlemen's club offers high-quality topless dancing and valet parking.

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    crusherc1ec21d

    Tue Dec 27 2005

    Had a bachelor party there and everyone was great. Good food-drink, very friendly girls and fun atmosphere. Saw a lot of polished wood and have recommended to others.

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    kasface2713e22_8

    Wed Mar 02 2005

    The Men's Club is awesome, I have only been working there for about a month and first impressions are everything. The Men's Club is the number one Gentlemen's Club in Houston, so if you are looking for a good time and beautiful ladies, come to The Men's Club and enjoy yourself with our drinks, food, and lovely ladies until 2 a.m. and until 4 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays.

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    houstonpartyma_nf1294

    Thu Aug 14 2003

    Well I was just at the Men's CLub last week....WOW is right not only are they open until 4am friday and saturday night but they have a Huge Breakfast Buffet at 2am-4am those nights....beats having to leave and go to IHOP....sexy woman, great music....lots of couples on saturday, so bring a date and party...good clean fun for everyone.

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    ajk1ebd8b

    Wed Mar 05 2003

    Great place to take clients and friends. Food was unreal and the wine list stacks up with any place in Houston ...then again I've never seen such a complete wine list anywhere like this one. Oh yeah, the women, the women ,the women !!!!!!

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    mapesa69148e22

    Tue Feb 04 2003

    Definetly a place to go to, I would highly recommend it.

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    gaero1eca3a

    Fri Jan 31 2003

    I spent 20 weeks a year in HOU; everytime the men's club is worth a visit. Service is great and the girls are very, very beautiful.

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    tripcee1dd257

    Wed Jul 31 2002

    Excellent Wine List with some of the best vintages available!

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    payne123173d77

    Tue Jul 30 2002

    This place is awsome. Great place to take a date onthe weekend or get together with some buddies for some cocktails. VIP room is great. Food is great.

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    blondbeautie13_01e8

    Tue Jul 30 2002

    Men, Women go see the newly remodeled Men's Club. Great food and entertainment in the heart of the galleria. Reasonably priced menu and a knockout wine and champagne list. Oh, and beautiful women.

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    raschid1fba56

    Mon Jul 29 2002

    great ambience,beautifully decorated,quality paintings/furniture.Full menu with a great wine list.Clean . Wonderful atmosphere,beautiful girls.Business and fun atmosphere.Nothing dirty or vulgar.World class.

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    tolly15b7ac

    Mon Jul 29 2002

    All road's lead to The Men's Club, an establishment that rightfully deserve's a "catchy title" such as, 'An evening in Paradise'. Excellent food, exceptional service, and the best scenery in town!