Marines
Approval Rate: 75%
Reviews 44
by mrbulldog1965
Fri Jan 20 2012Yes the Marines are what we need like the Army for ground battles. They are as much needed like all the other armed forces
by robert57
Fri Dec 02 2011It came to me today what the Marine Corps was about while watching Full Metal Jacket clips. It was all about ROLE PLAY. Almost everyone was acting the way he thought a Marine should. Fitman's comment quoting Lee Marvin was dead on. It took me six months to get through boot camp. At the time, I didn't understand why DIs were pissed. I aced all the written and physical fitness tests, fired Expert on the rifle range, wasn't a trouble maker. Now I get it -- I was acting like myself instead of playing a role. I'll bet you didn't know the part of misfit Private Pile was played by Vincent D'Onofrio, the actor who played hesitant Detective Robert Goren in the crime TV series Law & Order: Criminal Intent. This realistic portrayal of boot camp shows what I'm talking about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZS6wem7OQ Second Recon was full of characters. One was Capt. Holmes, who drove an olive drab Cadillac with camouflage convertible top and seat covers, Marine Corps emblems on the doors and... Read more
by pcpeter774
Thu Jun 09 2011It's my day off and figured i would review my perception of the marine corps. Look I understand they go through intensive training and all that good shit. However, I believe that I have met far too many individuals that are in the corps. Not everyone who joins is a sterotypical ape. However, they are certainlt not the same person after the same person. Sometimes for the best; however, a lot of times for the worst. I've got to be honest I have not met too many marines that didn't piss me off. Whether they are insulting you for not being one of them or tell you how things outta be they can be quite vexxing. Especially this one guy I know he was pretty mello before he joined now he's got a big fucking mouth. Whatever.
by magneticd
Sat Apr 16 2011I know a lot of Navy kids and only a few Marines, and I gotta say the Marines impress me most. Usually taking leadership positions in companies I've been in, and usually scrapping it out with 'problem children' we encounter. Mostly good people, too.
by cherryb
Fri Oct 01 2010Coming from a gang-infested environment, I enlisted strictly for the benefits...G.I.loans etc...etc.. I have to admit, the Marines taught me a lot about myself. At times it was diffulcult. But, i made a lot of good friends and the discipline they taught me was priceless. Being stationed all over made me realize i could live or visit any place i choose.The Marines taught me the importance of being fit.
by ralphthewonder_llama
Tue Jun 15 2010Dum....dum dum...dum dum de dum dum dumb: From the Halls of Morgan Stanley To the shores of Tri-county slums; We fight our country's battles Because we're really dumb; First to rape and loot and murder And try to keep our wankers clean; No one else wants to claim the title Of United States Marine. Our fags unzipped in every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have raped in every clime and place Don't care if they're hookers or they're nuns; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us on a blow job The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Craps Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we've killed someone's wife And never lost our nerve; If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Hollywood's scenes; They will find the movies lie about The United States Marines.
by lorifreakinlor_i
Sat Oct 25 2008I am heartened by the many positive posts about the marine corps and sickened and angered by the bitter rambling posts of few cranks. America has a proud history of military service, the marines comprising a larger than life and honorable portion of that history. As for those posters who claim to be on other branches of the military SHAME ON YOU for disrespecting the men and women, marines, who serve beside you and whos blood has been shed for our great country! For the poster who said, simple, "the military sucks" tell that to the many young men who lye in lonely graves all across this planet so people like YOU have the right to say they suck! And for that raving homocentric loon moosekarloff NEWSFLASH! Everything in this universe doesn't revolve around someones gayness or non gayness get your brain out of your pants and use it for something other than mental masturbation. God Bless the Marine Corp and Chesty.
by tjefferson_liv_es
Sat Oct 25 2008The best of the best. Been around almost 233 years. Fought the first war against Muslims. America's 911 force. Happy Early Birthday 1775 Nov 10 Semper Fidelis
by james76255
Sat Sep 20 2008A bunch of crazy SOBs, and I mean that in the best possible way. First ones in, you gotta respect.
by louiethe20th
Thu Mar 06 2008Our Marines rock man!
by ladyjesusfan77_7
Sat Nov 10 2007I think every branch of military should be respected. They're serving their country, and thats what counts.
by thunderforce2
Sat Nov 10 2007I thank them, and glad they are protecting the nation...I salute you...
by fitman
Sat Nov 10 2007When Johnny Carson asked Lee Marvin (on the Tonight Show) where he learned to 'act tough', Marvin answered, "In The Marines." Johnny replied, "That isn't acting." And Lee laughed and said, "Of course it is."
by victor83
Thu Aug 02 2007Only here could the United States Marine Corps be at the bottom of a list. Thanks to all who have served, and God bless all United States Marines. SEMPER FI!
by ctop100
Thu Aug 02 2007Nice if you enjoy PTSD.
by blue47
Mon Jul 09 2007I was in the Army once, but once a Marine, you're aways a Marine. I envy that...
by dslfjsd
Mon Jul 09 2007marines are a bunch of smart ass meat shields
by navyman
Mon Jul 09 2007There is no use for the marines. The Navy and Coast Guard the sea, the Army is on the ground airforce in the wild blue yonder and the marines brag about doing everything themselves!
by xagent
Mon Jul 09 2007Every branch exists for a reason. Marines included.
by armysarge
Mon Jul 09 2007marines need to shut up about being so cool the marines brag about being the first ones in but were the ones doing all the real work
by portecrayon
Wed Feb 07 2007While serving in the United States Navy I had the privilage of meeting and working with Marines. These Men and Women of the United States Marines are kick ass! I have nothing but complete respect for the United States Marines.
by jsaam0116
Tue Jul 18 2006The best damn military branch in the world.They are the first in and the last out and they desevre our full support and respect.
by mariusqeldroma
Fri Jan 13 2006Who kicks in the door when we need to go stomp a mudhole? Not the Army. Who gets to defend the really tough positions? Not the Navy (Seals in particular. Mind you Seals are badasses of their own right). Who can bring ground and air assets to bear without asking for help? Not the Air Force (but they do help when needed). When it absolutely, positively has to get destroyed overnight, who do you call? That's right, you call on the Marines. These tough SOB's have been doing the US military's dirty work for over 200 years (numbah knows the count by heart). There are several Marine Expeditionary Units at sea, ready to go ashore with a week or two week's supply of food, fuel, and ammo, every day of the year, practically (numbah can straighten out my facts later, since he went on ship with one). These are the rough men ready to do violence that keep us sleeping peacefully at night back here in the states. I think every branch of the military are some brave souls ready to defend this country, b... Read more
by faa07a17
Fri Jan 13 2006People must realize that the Marines need to be the way they are to do what they do. You invade an island, land on the beach, storm across 50 yards of open beach at an enemy machine gun postion - it takes a special kind of man to do that. Believe me I've been in situations where the bullets were flying and even the big tough guys dive for cover. The Marines are conditioned to do exactly the opposite - show no fear or hesitation in the face of the enemy - even if it means certain death. You'd think all military bodies would have this mentality but the desire for self-preservation is an overwhelming force on the battlefield which at times means the difference between victory and defeat. If the Marines have a goal it is to remove this variable from their combat ethic.
by decalod85
Wed Nov 30 2005Good friend of mine is a retired marine. Semper Fi. Go Jarheads!
by genghisthehun
Thu Oct 27 2005Well as a response to samjung23 , yes, the Marines are a cult--an American cult. Whenever America is in need, the Marines respond. We must be thankful for this branch of the military. You must leave numbah alone. He is one of the more clever and mentally quick persons on the site.
by samjung23
Thu Oct 27 2005The Marines are a cult, they really need to stop taking themselves so seriously. God bless the day Congress wises up and cuts them out of the budget forever, that force is becoming the American Waffen SS. You will not find intelligent life in the Corps. And numbah, grow up, are you even old enough to enlist yet?
by dpostoskie
Tue May 10 2005By far, the tip of the sword. Marines do a thankless job while loosing the most lives. I hope this war that has taken so many Marines lives will end soon so the recruitment doesn't continue to suffer. We NEED the Marines (As well as the other Armed Forces).
by caliswimguy
Thu Jan 06 2005Although the Marines are useful, they are not really important to the military (thus the low score). Here's how a typical war (or even battle) goes: first the USAF lauches air strikes against strategic targets like enemy radar, air bases, military bases, weapons caches, etc and will continue throughout the war to continue this while also using napalm and bombings to help the army or marines, second the Navy brings cruisers, Air craft carriers, battleships and battlecruisers (if they are commisioned/available), subs and destroy sea defense while launching missiles a coastal targets so as to weaken them up to drop off Marines, third the Marines go in and kill any unlucky bastard left over after the air strikes, bombings, barrages, etc and last the Army is brought in to secure the area/territory so they can hold it, the Marins continue to push and gain land while the Army follows behind supplying the Marins as well as securing all the land (the marines can't hold/secure land because their... Read more
by donovan
Mon Nov 15 2004If you criticize any of our military then you are pretty low in my book! My God keep our troops safe!
by gypsyprincess
Thu Oct 07 2004The Marines are the hardest working, well trained branch of the service! Just look at their boot camp! Mooselarloff, you are obviously intmidated intimidated my Marines, as well you should be. I happen to know plenty of Marines who don't need safety in numbers, and would gladly meet you one on one any day of the week. So why don't you take your panties off and start acting like a man!
by capanson
Sat Jul 24 2004Well if you're stupid or need to be reprogrammed...
by zdawg29e
Tue Jun 29 2004Moosekarloff, you seem to be a rather ignorant individual. I am a Marine, and what you describe is nothing like me at all. I will not nor have I ever steped foot in a bar. I am rather sure of my sexuality. You say your<(keyword) buddies, which probably points out your character if you are hanging out with people like that. perhaps they are some of the few who are difunctiomal and there are some, but that is the case in every soiciety as well. And if these buddies of yours speak this way of the USMC they arnt even deserving of the title Marine, because True Marines stick together dispite difrences. Our Motto Semper FIDELIS means always faithful, faithful to the Corps, each other, and faithful to country(meaning you). At least you did get some part right we do have strength in numbers, because unlike much of the world today we know what true dedication is. It is probably somthing you will never understand, lost in your own selfishness. But it is OK I would still die for your freedom, bec... Read more
by blehdcc9
Tue Apr 20 2004Marines have been doing more with less since their inception. They get the job done. On the average, I'd say they're more disciplined than the other services. This doesn't mean they're neccesarily better. Each branch of service is excellent in it's own right. It simply means that Marines are very good at what they do and will always try to do thier very best. I always wondered what a disgruntled boot-camp washout told the world once he/she landed back on the block. Now I think I know. My bet is that Moosekarloff is so adept at recognizing homosexuals because he see's one in the mirror every morning or kisses one goodnight every evening. Either way, he's not dealing with his issues very well.
by sundiszno
Sun Mar 14 2004I spent 20 years as an officer in the Army, but I gotta say, the Marines I interacted with were all a very professional, well-prepared, aggressive (yes, Moosekarloff, you sort of need that in military people) bunch. They never seemed to let any problem bother them, were very results-oriented, and did whatever it took to accomplish the mission. Contrary to what some may say, I found Marine officers to be extremely intelligent and articulate. I'd work with them any day.
by roblinb
Sun Nov 09 2003Being in the Navy, I totally respect the mission and job that the Marines have to do. They are essential as a part of the defense of the United States. I would gladly have a beer with one or two, but as a group sometimes they get a bit rowdy but generally will not mess with you unless you mess with them. Unfortunately, most of the public only know about the bad ones that make the news by doing bad things overseas. Let me tell you as a guy that's known a lot of Marines, they really are (for the most part) good people deep down who are just of a different breed. I can tell you that I would definitely want one of them watching my back.
by dickgozinya
Fri Jun 27 2003should have joined the air force
by moosekarloff
Tue Jun 10 2003The Marines are a sexually confused, threatened-by-the-world conspiracy that have benefited from incessant advertising and PR efforts to snowjob the public into thinking it's a bunch of essential tough guys. Buddies of mine who served in this branch affirm that it's overrun with supermasculine, superaggressive homos who use the Marines to attempt to work out their sexual issues, or to find "a few good men." Its mottos should be "Semper Fag" or "The Few, The Proud, The Closeted." I find it rather amusing that former Marines who hang around bars in the throes of "Whiskey Muscles" invariably get their asses kicked by guys who were never in the service. The Marines have a reputation of being tough when they assemble in numbers, but when you engage them one-on-one, they're nothing but pussies.
by humanist
Thu Mar 20 2003the royal marines could kick their butts
by crimson_and_cl_over
Sun Mar 09 2003the military sucks
by aurielle
Mon Feb 17 2003Again, I'm proud of this branch of military. Some of the guys I know from it, though, can be a little crazy at times. . .one guy has "Semper Fi" plastered across his brand new truck. Yup. Spray paint. But I don't know where we'd be without the Marines. . .
by tkjohns
Tue Feb 11 2003You guys are awesome. But I just have to post this from a Navy friend... My A-- Rides In Navy Equipment I thought that was a hoot. You guys do have a sense of humor, right? Right?
by flbigdogg
Tue Feb 04 2003The best service of them all!
by shukhevych
Fri Dec 06 2002Good quick reaction force.