Love Cruise
Approval Rate: 69%
Reviews 23
by kikilr2001
Thu Oct 02 2003FIRST OF ALL I REALLY LOVE THE SHOW.. IM SO GLAD THAT MELISSA AND DARIN WON BECAUSE THEY WERE THE ONLY REAL AND SWEAT COUPLE.. I ADMIRE THEM ALOT AND I DONT THINK FOR 1 SECOND THAT MELISSA USED DARIN TO WIN.. IM SORRY BUT MELISSA IS NOT FAKE LIKE TONI AND ANDREA AND ANTHONY.. THEM THREE JUST MAKE ME PUKE..ESPECIALLY TONI WHEN SHE TRIED TO ACT INNOCENT LIKE SHE WAS EVERYONE FRIEND WHEN SHE REALLY WAS BACKSTAPPING THEM IN THE BACK. IF ANY ONE WAS BACK STAPPED IT SURE WOULD NOT BE TONI.. SHE IS THE MAIN ONE THAT WAS FAKE THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.. AND TO ADD INJURY TO INSULT TONI DENIES BRIBRING JEANETTE WHICH I BELIEVE SHE DID.. OH AND HOW AND THE HECK COULD TONI OFFER JEANETTE HALF OF THE MONEY WHEN THE MONEY IS NOT EVEN HERS TO BEGIN WITH... JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW GREEDY AND SELF CENTERED TONI REALLY IS GROW THE HECK UP DARLING... BACK TO MELISSA I REALLY THOUGHT THAT SHE IS A VERY SWEAT PERSON AND WAS NOT FAKE AT ALL AND SHE WAS VERY HONEST FROM THE START.. JUST BECAUSE MELISSA MADE IT TO... Read more
by mikeholly93
Wed Jan 01 2003A lame boring ripoff of the slightly better Temptation Island.
by realitynet
Fri Jan 18 2002Gotta love Toni's eyes.
by mara8cac
Tue Nov 06 2001TAKE IT OFF THE AIR!!!!!
by jenn_cip
Fri Oct 26 2001I thought this show was hysterical. I loved the look on Toni's face when Melissa won. I hope there is another season.
by sexy_chiquita
Thu Oct 25 2001I thought the show was great. If i could I would watch it over again and again. It's good watching regular people have fun but show what it's like to live a regualer life and still try to win money. I think that Anthony and Toni should have won becuase I don;t like melissa but i dont have anything to say for that matter. i feel bad knowing that Anthony died before he go what he wanted. I hope tat greg and toni get their differences solved and get back together.
by jackie1880
Wed Oct 17 2001ok, I was admittedly obsessed with Love Cuise. I am so glad that Darin and Melissa won! I absolutely hate Gina-she should have stayed on Loser Island where she belonged. That whole 3rd couple crap was crazy. I kinda felt bad for Michael because he was a big dork but I think that jeanette made the right decision to stay with him. so, ok cast breakdown: Gina=#1 Loser Bob=???? Greg=cute but dumb if he stays with psycho bitch Toni=psycho bitch Tony=cute but what's up with the mohawk? Laura= beautiful and got majorly cheated out of winning by Anthony Anthony=crazed philosopher Tomiko=LUCKY Michael= thought he was smart but then kicked himself in the ass Lisa=scheming skinny little manipulator Jeanette=single mother who cares! melissa=winner in your face Toni! Darin=poor soul I hope it works out for him Adrian=exactly what Jeanette said he was Ralph=someone I would've picked for my partner at the beginning and probably stuck with him Andrea=annoying and nosy barbiedoll By the way did I ... Read more
by are_people_blind
Tue Oct 16 2001Are you people f------ crazy??? Or did you just miss half of the shows? Toni was cool as hell. She was back stabbed and if you watched the show, you would have seen that jeannette totally lied. Toni offered her half if she won the money--never told her to offer to leave. Melissa only pretended to like Darin to win. Did we all miss the last episode when she was crying because she was afraid of what would happen when her boyfriend saw the show? Listen honey, if you were so worried about your boyfriend and he truly is your "only family" you should'nt have gone on the cruise in the first place! Yea, you really care! I hope he dumps Melissa's ass because she left him to go on a "love cruise". A family consists of people who love, respect and can rely on one another. Obviously, Melissa's boyfriend cannot rely on or respect Melissa for how she betrayed him. I think she picked the wrong show---temptation island starts in NOvember.
by theyallsuck
Fri Oct 12 2001This show SHOWS how depraved, sick, perverted, scamming?, un-trustworthy, this generation of 20-30's is in the USA! Disgusting!!!! They should deport all of them, including the host, to North Siberia somewhere!!!! That's why I watch the show....
by angelsex
Thu Oct 11 2001Iam glad lisa got dirt in here face.Next is toni
by starfishys
Wed Oct 10 2001This show is driving me crazy. I feel like i'm addicted to some drug. I constantly think about the show all day, and discuss it with my boyfriend. I really wish someone would do very bad things to toni. She is either really a bitch or a schitzophrenic. She does horrible things and then conveniently forgets about it when it gets in the open. I really hope greg finds out who she really is and dumps flat on her face in front of the other contestants.
by nike6106
Wed Oct 10 2001This is the best show of all time. The plot twists are incredible and the charecters are so deceptive. You never know what is going to happen next. Toni is the biggest bitch ever. She says one thing and does and another and stabs everyone in the back. She is just pissed that she got voted out. Anthony is the best because he played it cool for a while and then started to turn everyone against each when he had a little bit to drink. I cannot wait to see the ending. BEST SHOW EVER. SUITE 360 RULES. JARED SUCKS
by dudes64d
Wed Oct 10 2001Gina was rude! Bob was a freak! Adrian was weird! Lisa was a $1!@#!!!!! Toni was retarted!! Liked Darin and feel soory for Melissa because she got sucked into the hypicritical, Freak,Faget Micheals plan("Chicago Four" get a life)!! Ralph was a freak who just wanted money!! Anthony who stabbed Lisa in the Back MALICOUSLY!! Laura I'm glad you left anthony for whats his name!! And finally Jeanette only came back because everyone got over themselves for a few seconds and though of someone else (Jeanettes daughter)!!But I like to see them on the great boat acting like four yers olds!! (Makes me feel better about myself) thanks for reading what I though! Mahalo~~~
by toniscrazy
Tue Oct 09 2001TONI IS CRAZY!!! I wonder what all of the participants will think about Toni when they watch this show on TV. I swear I think she is bipolar or something. Her emotions are all over the place and she is quite scary to watch. I also dislike Anthony and can't believe so many girls are so intrigued by him. He seems like he has a few loose screws as well. However, he was quite funny when he started the commotion at the bar-b-que, which gave me second thoughts about him. Melissa and Darin, my favorites, truly seem to have shown exceptional character throughout. I also think Jeanette and Michael are pretty real although Jeanette was annoying in the beginning with her tyrades over - what was his name - the single father. And Michael had his moments when he seemed to be too strategical and cut-throat. Tomeko and Laura also seem real and likeable although I question their judgement since they were so intrigued by Anthony's poetic junk. Ralph is funny and real and I hated to see him go. Those who... Read more
by daisydalmatian
Mon Oct 08 2001I love this show because the people are so caught up in themselves. What's the deal? Do they really think they are going to find true love?
by lrdtflanders
Fri Oct 05 2001I selected Terrible only because Abysmal was not available. Almost everyone on this show are trash, or just stupid. I wish the boat would sink. Is it true many of them have herpes?
by callmetootie
Fri Oct 05 2001Love Cruise is a rip-off of all other reality shows, but it is way too romantic to be one, and everybody is very bad.
by lovelovecruise
Wed Oct 03 2001my name says it all. it's terrible -- and you can't help but love it!!!!
by nickoleg1
Tue Oct 02 2001this is the best reality show ever
by zeke2677
Tue Oct 02 2001This show is such a pile of puppy poo, but i can't get enough of it. I love to hate it. i find myself yelling at the screen like a mental patint. Does anyone really like these people? If i had it my way anyone voted off would get thrown to the sharks, then in the end they would throw the winners and their 200,000 to the sharks. NOW THAT'S GOOD TV!
by fruit_loop
Mon Oct 01 2001I think it's great! I haven't missed an episode yet, so far so good.
by renee71
Wed Sep 26 2001I like Love Cruise and if anyone takes the time to rate this show that I would bet that they like it, even if they don't want to admit it.
by johnmr
Sat Sep 22 2001Any reality show on FOX is gonna suck.