Jessica Simpson

Before the expansion, "Hell yes. Two of her, please!" is what I'd always say. Too bad it came true.

Ok, She is certainly beautiful, thin or a little heavy, makes no difference, she has nice curves and just HOT!

Even when she was supposed to be hot she wasn't really just that hot.

Stacked like a brick house her bod is probably her best feature. I'm not much for her music or the problems she seems to have with McDonalds. I often wonder what Tony Romo saw (or put) in her and if it was worth the trouble.

Certainly not a "dog",but her type is a dime a dozen in hollyweird.I think the actresses of the 1920s & 30s had a lot more going on.

She gets better looking everyday, though she's a mighty skinny for my taste. That can change, I hope. She's a goddess really. I think I would be intellectually intimidated by her to wave for fear I'd make a fool of myself.

Another cookie cutter blonde celeb. Not particularly interesting, and without the smoldering sexuality of a Loren, Monroe, Bardot, Cardinale or Turner. Yeah, ok, I'm showing my age.

Agreed that her sex appeal has been quickly fading. But it's hard for a woman to look better than she does in this video:

Even though her unintelligence is an act, she still seems lacking in the brain dept.

People can knock her if they want. In 2009, she's still HOT!

Dumb and annoying. I feel a lil sorry for her for getting pointed out by the media about her weight. Get over it lol.

When I first heard that Jessica Simpson was releasing a country album,  I wasn't too surprised. It's not uncommon for top 40 type artists who aren't getting as much radio play as they used to to experiment with country music (Jewel, Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish), Jon Bon Jovi, John Mellencamp, Kid Rock, etc.).  But unlike other artists whose spotlight in the top 40 has started to fade, Jessica Simpson's country music, believe it or not, actually sounds like country music. Or at least her first single does, as "Come On Over" is a decent song. Yes, it's still a bit pop influenced, but it's more country than a lot of stuff that they play on country radio anymore. I'm not completely sold yet, but as much as it feels strange to say this, Jessica Simpson actually has potential to be a legitimately entertaining musician. Wow, I can't believe I just said that.

OK SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A 5 EXCEPT FOR SHE'S SHARP AS A BOWLING BOWL. LOL

Fuck that noise.

SUPER HOT

toooooodlooo

TAKE A 2

Ahslee is better!

Dumb fuck with bigass boobs.

Pretty hot, but pretty dizzy too. I guess some guys like that.

nothing much..

Craaaazy

Why not? She is a top babe for looks at least.

I agree. She is a babe. And I don't say babe too often. But that describes her. I also think she has a lot of class.

She is hot but the typical blonde american babe.

She needs to die

nice ass in those little shorts on the dukes of hazzard

I saw her in Dukes of Hazard and she is smokin'!

decent singer, impossibly dumb, but so pretty....

A talentless douche-bag who is overrated with her looks.  Wow! A blonde chick with big titties.  You could see that anywhere.

I think she has an average look, kinda cute, but nothing amazing. I'm not sure if she just acts dumb on purpose or if she really does just have shit for brains. as longs as she's entertainment tho...

Any minute now, I'm expecting her head to completely turn around in a Linda Blair-like fashion and see her puke up green stuff all over an MTV cameraman. Anyone doubting that the culture of the Western World is on the skids is hereby ordered to check out this horror.

Talentless bimbo who should be in porn and is thus guilty of preventing somebody somewhere from having a singing career. . .

singing ability 3 +looks 5 +intelligence -6 ------------------ 2

Nobody can believe me when I say I think she is adorable, and I like her voice, and, further, I think she is dumb like a fox and that makes her cery entertaining.

Jessica singing talent is somewhat ok, but it's nothing close to Mariah Carrey. As for appearance, I don't really see anything special about her: just a typical, dime-a-dozen honky tonk blond with cowboyboots with a huge rack. There's hundreds of girls in the midwest that look exactly like Ms. Simpson; Big deal. Too artificial, too made-up, too typical (a human version of a hood ornament), and too "redneck" for my taste. However, I probably would prefer Jessica to another blond Texan that goes by the name of Anna Nicole Smith. Otherwise, I prefer the more interesting, refined, sophisticated, intellectual, non fake-looking types that can speak English and distinguish between tuna and chicken.

hotttttttttt

A very limited performer.

ok til she did the dukes movie then turned into #1 hussie I mean look at the video for boots..........

She's incredibly hot--gotta give her that. But can't sing worth sh*t...

Jessica's a pretty girl when she's not covered with so much makeup she looks like she needs a hammer and chisel to get it all off. She has a good voice when she's not screaming her head off and convulsing maniacally at the same time. I don't personally know her, so I can't be sure if her "dumbness" is for real or all just part of an act. Even though it comes as no surprise that she and Nick have decided to part ways, it is always sad when a marriage breaks up. One can't help wondering if all the media exposure contributed to the deterioration of their union. Under the glare of the limelight, the uphill battle to keep a marriage intact can only become more, not less, difficult. I don't think it's normal for a woman her age to still need to have her mother come over and clean her house. I was doing dishes after meals when I was 7!

she has a beautiful voice and seems so adorable

How come every time someone says something negative about someone, they automatically think there jealous. Am i jealous of Jessica? Well, i wish i could be famous, and rich for being talentless, and annoying because, well i am talentless and annoying, so i wish i could get famous and rich for it like Jessica, and Ashlee.

Jessica is soooo hott!

I hate her so much. She's an ugly conceited phony b#$!h that can't sing! She's only famous because of her fake blonde hair and fake breasts and she looks like a porn star.

She's pretty but she can't sing. She used to be able to but I dont know what happened.

The best shill for pimple medication ever!

Could make a whole lot more money going into porn than singing or acting!

I think Jessica Simpson is a very smart person. She knows how to sell her fake ditzyness! Respect. Her voice is incredible. Unfortunately, in my opinion, she hasn't found her right kind of music yet. She is trying too much. I think she is adorable. She is just normal she doesn't put up an act. So what if her moms helping her clean the house, a lot of young people have their moms coming over and cleaning the house.

i hate her and her music she is a talentless hussy, she is a bimbo i hate it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!