Jan Crouch
In the tradition of Tammy Faye we present the colorful Jan Crouch.
Approval Rate: 61%
Reviews 48
by educatedfool
Tue Dec 28 2010This lady opened up a hospital in Haiti for poor children and you can call she and her husbands network and get a listing for free clinics and drug rehabs. It saved my life so she can have pink hair on her head and act as crazy as she wants to. She does more good than her critics all of you put together.
by frankswildyear_s
Fri Aug 20 2010I highly recommend clicking the link to The Jan Crouch Experience at the top of this list item to gain a fuller appreciation on her inspired work.
by oscargamblesfr_o
Thu Aug 19 2010Jesus Christ save us all from the Lovecraftian horror in the picture. Ordinarily, seeing a woman " crouch" leads to good things, but not this time. That hideous creature looks like if Charo got a sex change into a man, then decided to blow all the rest of her money getting a change back into a woman again. If you guys need me, I'll be throwing up in the RIA bathroom for about an hour.
by anonymoustoo
Wed Mar 17 2010First of all, if she were truly (humble & ) teachable she would have listened to advice from an image make-over. I find it hard to believe that no one has suggested that she can look better put together. I know the Bible said that people look on the outside but God looks at the heart. In this case she is the one that has put herself out there front and center by appearing on the most well known Christian network there is. She should be the best representation of a mature Christian woman (in appearance) in the public eyesight that there is. Television is visual and a tool to attract and appeal to as many people as possible. The goal is to appeal visually to the most people out here in order to get them to take you serious and then tune in not turn off. If you are representing the Lord and the body of Christ in front of millions of people worldwide, then your hairstyle needs to look the best. What is it with her pink wild wigs and heavy duty mascara? This will only give unsaved peopl... Read more
by accuracycounts
Sat Feb 27 2010JAN, by the looks of it, you 're already dead. And a CHRISTIAN THEME PARK WOOOO WEEE!- BRILLIANT FINANCIAL MOVE.- it comes with a Phil in Jesus. TBN, 37 years of watered down milk of the Word of God, wrongly divided Word & no word, and musicians with their music as their god, and "Trinity" is not in the Bible. You are sweet, but you could have spent that B--Zillions of dollars and 37 years teaching God's rightly divided word, and teach it hotter than a fire cracker. Could have.......had all the equipment, chose not to, for 4 generations.- Kind of like Moses for 40 years-when they could have cut to the chase in 11 days. what a huge impact you could have had, considering the shortness of time.-Now This goes for each of us, God will approve us, or Not, by how we handle his word and if we are growing up or not. up 2 u Study
by iams2003
Wed Jan 06 2010HELLO, ANYONE THAT KNOWS [BENNY HINN] PERSONALY. TELL HIM THAT THE LORD WANTS HIM TO GO AND PREACH IN THE [NURSEING HOMES] THIS WAS TOLD TO ME ALREADY FOURTEEN TIMES IN DREAMS THRU A PERIOD OF 7 -YEARS TO PAUL, JAN , PAUL JR. AND STEVE BROOK .
by thelionandlamb
Thu Oct 15 2009Paul and Jan are misguided believers who promote some biblical truths, but primarily promote the prosperity and kingdom now doctrines! Please read in your bible all of 1st Timothy Chapter 6 and Matthew Chapter 7 Verses 15 through 23 for more insight into Paul and Jan Crouch and TBN! May God Truly Bless You And Open Your (Spiritual) Eyes!
by satanstinks
Tue Jun 09 2009Woe unto thee Jan Crouch, you are of your father the devil! You are a witch from the pits of Hell! You lying deceitful old hag! Woe unto thee! May the Lord rebuke thee and expose thee! May He cause thy wig to fall off thy hed that thy bald head may appear to your shame! May He cause your jewelry to fall off and your glorious makeup to depart from you leaving you naked and in rags! Isaiah 3:15What mean ye that ye beat my people to pieces, and grind the faces of the poor? saith the Lord GOD of hosts. 16Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: 17Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts. 18In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, ... Read more
by toughlove
Mon Jan 05 2009All y'all sweet lil Grandmas and bald-headed papas, PUL-EEZE dip deeper into yore grocery money so I can git my wig restyled! Eat more beans for Jesus! Toot Toot and send more loot!
by loveschatter
Thu Jan 01 2009I Love Jan, husband Paul Crouch. I feel they are indeed Holy Spirit filled, TBN has had to reach Many a lost people for God. Thou I did like tbn much better in days past. "Yearrrs ago". Paul, Jan Crouch thou- Godly people, try to do Gods work. Lov'em...
by jilm24ea
Fri Nov 07 2008Another tragedy.
by cadguy
Mon Apr 21 2008Another Television Evangelist who has made a fortune...thanks to God!And the Lord Jesus Christ warned His followers, "Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves" (Matt. 7:15).
by rightdivider22
Mon Dec 17 2007One of the worst false teachers.
by rocktrain69
Sun Dec 16 2007I would not doubt it one bit that she is really a dude. What hair this thing has- If she was to loose her gold and silver, and her rolls, (which I'm sure they own one) the witness for christ would cease, as well as TBN. They worship their money more I assure you.
by southcarolinad_ude
Tue Apr 17 2007Jan Rules! She's the only way in hell I'm ever gonna watch TBN. But when those testomonials and tears start to flowing... I mean WOW,, is this for REAL. I just Googled her to find out who she was. My wife and I just always call her the crying church lady. I would buy a BEST OF JAN in a heartbeat. I know all you serious people don't like her stealing from the old folks, but hey somebodies gonna do it. Might as well be entertaining. Beside I'm sure they do give back some of their riches. WE MISS YOU JAN....I WANT SOME DAMN RE-RUNS!!!!
by dressagegirl
Thu Apr 12 2007Absolutely the most REVOLTING con artist ever. We watch the show sometimes just for entertainment and end up rolling on the floor laughing. My god - she looks ridiculous and the things she says are trite and vacuous. I remember seeing her give blonde Barbie dolls to little brown girls in hospital beds somewhere. Africa? The Phillipines? Don't recall - but those dolls looked as stupid as she did.
by lisadh
Thu Apr 05 2007after watching TBN almost daily for the 16 years I have been saved , I do believe she is a little fake. she comes off as very sweet almost too sweet. and crys at the drop of a hat. and the detail that she puts into her mansions and her fake beauty and all couldent that money go to the starving kids ?.
by alanlovesdevon
Sat Mar 24 2007She might just scare-you-to-Jesus.
by trubelevr
Mon Mar 12 2007My goodness!!!!!
by passtheloot
Fri Mar 09 20072 peas in a pod.
by exchhc
Fri Mar 02 2007Is she still around? Isn't she the one with the huge pink hair who tells the story about her pet chicken being raised from the dead? Gracious. I resent paying for her and her dreadful husband's TBN station along with my basic cable.
by moby11
Fri Jan 19 2007This woman needs help. Shes in her own world.
by rek2007
Thu Jan 18 2007Jan Crouch is a gorgeous witchy woman. That voice! Those LIPS !!
by jancrouchssecr_etlove
Tue Jan 16 2007Has no one here thought even for a moment about grabbing Jan Crouch around the waist, pulling up her skirt and sodomizing the gomorrah out of her ?
by kurtb853
Mon Jan 15 2007Unbelievable the people who support this nutcase! (See previous reviews) I loved the chicken raising story! My favorite is the time we watched her tearfully retell the story of taking a bag full of white blonde trinket dolls to Africa (to give out to little black girls!)and running out before all the little girls could get one. After Jan prayed, God then multiplied the dolls just like the loaves of bread and little fishies! What a miracle! We have since heard her retell that same story - this time with no miracle. In the new account, she has to return to Africa to give the last little girl a doll and needs everyone's financial support. But wait! That's not all! There has been an update of her trip complete with footage of her visiting a hospital to distribute more dolls. She gives one to a child whose arms are in casts and cannot hold it. The look on the little girl's face is priceless! (Is this woman for real?!) We love watching Jan mostly because her behavior matches her looks - whic... Read more
by jward7405
Fri Dec 15 2006MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT JAN IS THE FACT THAT AS A CHILD HER FIRST EXPERIENCE OF A MIRACLE WAS WHEN SHE HEALED A PET CHICKEN. HE HAD GOTTEN RUN OVER AND SHE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE.........I ALMOST CRIED........NOPE I REALLY LAUGHED. POOR JAN, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER, I THINK SHE IS REALLY MENTALLY UNSTABLE. I DID WATCH HER AT ONE TIME BUT MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS ---UPSET STOMACH, NAUSEA, HEADACHE, DIZZY SPELLS, BLURRED VISION AND DROWSINESS.........AND NO I DID NOT HAVE THE HOLY GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!
by montgomery
Wed Nov 15 2006What is an evangelist? Someone who tells others about Jesus Christ and the truth of the Bible. If you really listened to her, Jan is eloquent when she opens her mouth. Get over it with the problems you have with her looks.
by cloudten
Sun Nov 12 2006She's done a good job. Judge not, lest YOU be judged.
by majesty
Fri Oct 27 2006Sorry most of you dislike her so much and make fun of her. IMHO, she does have a good heart and soul. I believe she helped win many souls to the Lord through their TV network.
by youngprophet
Thu Apr 27 2006JAN CROUCH IS THE MIGHTY WOMAN OF GOD. THE BIBLE SAYS I SHALL BLESS THOSE WHO BLESS YOU AND I SHALL CURSE THOSE WHO CURSE YOU. THE BIBLE ALSO SAYS DO NOT TOUCH MY ANNOITED. WHO EVER SPEAKS ABOUT JAN OR PAUL CROUCH IN A SEXUAL OR BAD WAY BETTER TAKE IT UP WITH GOD TO SAVE THEIR SOUL FROM HELL.
by williamb
Wed Apr 12 2006When I'm channel surfing and she pops up on the screen, usually crying, I stop and look! I do the same thing when I pass a car wreck!
by nameb068
Sat Jan 21 2006I don't think that's just one wig. I think it's a custom alloy of no less than 3 separate hairpieces, assembled with the same industrial precision reserved for only the best commercial awnings and/or boatcovers & sails. Where oh WHERE can I get copies of her older shows, I can't stop laughing!
by cuzinmex
Wed Jan 04 2006Someone PLEASE put Jan out of her misery. That women has shed more crocodile tears that all the crocs in the world. My favorite was when she stood on the banks of jordan,cried a river and praised God. She was actually standing on the banks of some ole river out back of their mansion in the USA. Her & Tammy Faye must go away. When we think Tammy Faye has left this world, she shows up on Larry King to plead for my money.
by hello3244
Thu Dec 22 2005Really though, it's kind of funny. Embarrassing to us Christians but funny all the same.
by catdadricky
Tue Nov 15 2005Where do I start with this surreal cable-TV icon and how she symbolizes all thats wrong with America? For a start, she represents the trivialization of the core teachings of Christ in American Christianitywhere Christ has been reduced to a mere logo that pastors abuse/exploit for their own financial/political gains. She represents in ghastly, Technicolor splendor the disrespect for aging and the aged in pop American culture. Unlike most other societies, being elderly in the USA is not looked upon as a dignified stage of life. It is rather something which should be avoided for as long as possible. Behind that double-layered, pink-hued blonde wing and layers of make-up and mascara lies a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is old. Rather than living in quiet, simple dignity with her real self, she chooses to live in a delusional charade that she is a twenty-something blonde bombshell. Regrettably, millions of unsuspecting cable-TV channel-surfers have to view this ghastly spectacl... Read more
by evangelist_buster
Sat Nov 05 2005Seed is the Word of God Not Money as Jan wants your to believe!!! Busted janny!!!!
by drimzef
Tue Oct 25 2005She is one sexy sinner.
by programmerring_o
Sun Oct 23 2005Blindness-inducing. I don't think I've ever seen a more fake wig. She even makes Shatner looks good. I suppose that I can't fault Jan for trying to do good for children, but I'm sorry -- her incessant crying is nauseating. Does she keep an onion in her pocket so that when she talks about kids, the tears will flow more easily? She also buys into the "give me money and buy your way into heaven" theology that her husband (at least we think they're married. According to wikipedia, the two are separated.) pushes all the time. The Crouches are just fundamentalist garbage. Not really worth anyone's time -- or money.
by wendy_l
Wed Oct 05 2005But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. Don't bother... Tammy Faye and Jan Crouch are here. What is the deal will ALL that makeup anyway? Wash off their faces!
by fourkids
Wed Sep 14 2005The theological depth of a 3-year old, tears that never stop, hair by Jiffy-Pop, and a face by Earl Scheib. Ouch, baby.
by mrclm788
Mon Aug 29 2005The Bible DOES NOT say what they would have you believe it does. Garbage theology, poor hermeneutics. Stay away from this poison.
by tv_evangelist_buster
Fri Jun 10 20050
by markrm2005
Fri Apr 29 2005some people are just fooled. i see lots of females on this rating site who rate every preacher highly, ugh. anyhow, jan crouch isnt an evangelist at all, nor is paul. paul was caught doing homo acts with his limo driver here in 2005 and it made the paper big time in texas - and then tbn ran a beg-a-thon for 2 weeks straight it seemed, getting like 8 million bucks... prolly to pay pauly's law fees, hah. anyhow, jan crouch is just... overdone. just because she cries and talks about jesus doesnt make her holy... come on! and she had boob implants lately, and was on tbn literally jutting her chest out forward the whole time toward the camera for a few days. i guess she fears getting older. one of their sons, the guy who does movies with a buzz cut, his wife is a very very good looking blonde... but she's as fake as they come, she knows zip about the bible - she simply married into the rich 'crouch' family is all. all i see on tv now, and screaming preachers, or fake faith healers,... Read more
by michael_a_albert
Wed Apr 20 2005WHAT in GOD's name is this woman thinking?? She is an embaressment to all of us Christians. PINK hair!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH. I'd rate her and her husband a -00 but you don't have that rating, unfortunately! Worst of the worst, by far.
by jambone
Tue Apr 19 2005That Face! Those Eyes! That Mouth!I want an All Jan 24/7 Channel!
by tocwelsh
Mon Apr 18 2005Jan Crouch, this lady needs a miracle urgently, has she been in any horror movies over the years. Jan Crouch the pink haired lady on the gold couch, the crying, the mascara, the same clothes, the grotesque husband Paul, Jan, the incredible lack of knowledge of the Bible and just about everything on this planet, just amazing!!!.
by blessedbeyondm_easure
Sat Apr 16 2005She's sincere and has a heartfelt desire to help spread the gospel of Jesus! You negative people could learn a thing or two from her. If you don't have a personal experience with her that caused you to question her sincerity, then all you have to offer are words to help you feel better about yourself. Like her or not, she's making a difference in this world. God has chosen to use her, so you should watch what you say.
by gainknowledge
Thu Apr 07 2005Female version of Michael Jackson...