James Brown

Never marry a woman half your age. "I feeel Good."

Its a close second on this list for a reason.

I guess his stylist didn't make it to booking in time.

My how the talented have fallen. Not a good image for his fans to remember him by...

First graduate of the Nick Nolte School of Hair Design and Fashion.  One should always have a skill to fall back on.

Jeez! Could there be a worse photo of anybody?

Y'know, you'd think that someone who had seen the inside of the slammer as much as this guy has would have cleaned up a little for his photo op.

Owwwwwwwwww Good gawd..... I look bad!

Where's a hair stylist when you need one James?

He looks like a homeless drag queen.

I wonder if he and Nick Nolte have the same hairdresser!!!! And went to the same party!!!!!!!!!

James is great, but in this photo he he looks like one of those troll dolls you'd win for hitting the target with a ball back in the 70's. Frightening.

Is it BUCKWHEAT all grown up?...NO its the godfather of Soul! Whenever I see this shot I want to start singing, "Wookin Pa Nub" in all the wrong places.....Ha!

He must have gotten arrested on the day of or night before his scheduled hair appointment. He just looks plain f****d up.

Heres a quote from James Brown during his arrest: "Please. Please (UNINTELLIGIBLE)Please."