Heather Tesch

Approval Rate: 84%

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    sayahhhhhh

    Tue Jan 19 2010

    Her butt is rather large now so I'd have to use the parts from her breast up. I think her lips would make a great condom warmer. Believe I could help her rid herself of those annoying tonsils. other than that shes just another weather voice. Heather, can you say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

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    mooster

    Mon Dec 28 2009

    Heather was always the queen of TWC--classic beauty and grace. But since NBC (Nothing but Boneheaded Creeps) took over they have her looking like a two-bit prostitute. Her hair is matted down, her eye makeup like that of trailer trash, and the boots just aren't working. This transformation is both scary and dumbfounding. C'mon Heather--you're too good to put up with that idiocy. Come back to Minnesota!!

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    francis60

    Mon Dec 28 2009

    I agree that Heather " was " at the top of the list for weather girl "eye candy". But that is not the case, now as she enters her 3rd decade of weather coverage. She does look like a prostitute...when they start messing with that hair of hers....and the clothing styles are not working. I predict that she will be retired when the ratings drop again. I do like the fact that TWC has realized it was not keeping pace with the Rat's that watch :)

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    kamster

    Fri Nov 06 2009

    I went to college in Minnesota with Heather. Depending on her birthdate..she's 43 or 44. She is as pretty now as she was then. I remember alot of hairspray between her and her roommater!

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    drumer8998

    Sat Oct 17 2009

    That picture you have doesn't do her justice at all. She had a total makeover after coming back from her second baby. Heather has always been pretty/beautiful/stunning, but when she came back from maternity leave she was just much more sexy and gorgeous. She's a world class beauty, with an amazing body. And she's sweet, smart, and very charismatic and charming. Very photogenic as well, the camera just loves her. She puts everybody else on the Weather Channel to shame, and for my money is the best looking woman on TV.

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    rss021815

    Tue Aug 25 2009

    I just wish she'd wear a dress or skirt so I could check out those long legs!!!

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    bundyfan

    Fri Apr 17 2009

    She's a total goddess. Just hope they move her back to "Your Weather Today". The three man team they have right now sucks

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    ojonski

    Tue Nov 11 2008

    Would rather watch Heather than anything else on TV,she makes weather interesting. Believe she is a good wife and mother and her husband is very lucky to have her.

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    twstrchasr

    Sun Oct 05 2008

    Heather is so classy and sexy !! The total opposite of that  cheap Alex Steele (what a pretentious slut).

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    karastaats

    Tue Sep 02 2008

    I love the new set they have, i love to watch her walk, great butt ! She is still the best meteorologist on all of TV !! Over time i have watched her hair get longer, i just love it... I would love to have a cup of coffee with her and REALLY get to know her..

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    gingey

    Mon Sep 01 2008

    A Hot Reporter that has replaced J.Lo ov the channel as my desire. Forget the age, like that matters. I'll wake every morning with TWC on my TV. She is soooooo sweet. yum.

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    j72dolphins

    Sun Jun 08 2008

    What a totally hot and sexy woman!!!!!

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    leroy0504

    Wed Jun 04 2008

    She is a very lovely looking lady...Today (6/4/08) she has on a pants outfit and the camera keeps getting full view of her and she has a very cute body..wow. I wonder if she is wearing a thong...lol. Wonder how tall she is?

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    thegrimreefer

    Wed Apr 23 2008

    Heathers the hottest, then S. Abrams, the Nicole chick looked hot in her flight suit, the Asian chick is sexy & the new blonde chick on the weekends is hot.

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    rr99vv

    Wed Mar 19 2008

    Heather is absolutely stunning, I've been watching her in hi-def lately and 'omg' the thoughts she can give you first thing in the morning. Heather has such a great body and beautiful face. The only thing I wish would to see her in ''tight'' clothing daily. I'd lick her like an ice cream cone on a hot July day, I wouldn't miss a spot, you can only imagine how tasty she is between those firm thighs. Total MILF

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    polly1

    Tue Dec 11 2007

    FACT:  TWC has to have the WORST hair and make-up artists in TV land.  Their hair looks like concrete and their make up is applied with a putty knife.

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    atuteck

    Fri Oct 26 2007

    yeah i would have to say that she is the best looking weather girl on television out there. i enjoy her myself in the morning, the wife does not even know the woman and is jealous of her. i do not know what the hell twc puts in their water but all twc girls a bunch of stone cold foxes? even the ugly ones look damn good.

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    hillbillynatio_n

    Thu Oct 25 2007

    she must go to sleep by 8 PM to get up that early....little sex in that house, i'd bet...hate to be the neighbor who lights fireworks on the 4th of July.

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    bbbboooobbbb

    Fri Oct 05 2007

    pretty for her age. Nice body. Talks with a lisp or slur.

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    sharris92

    Wed Aug 01 2007

    Well, I'll admit I'm one of those guys who's up early in the morning and tuned to the weather channel.  Heather is hot and I would love to be in Marshall's position.  He's got Heather on one side and Nicole on the other.  Heather gets 10 stars from me and I'll be watching her this morning in about an hour.

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    theboxer

    Tue Jul 03 2007

    Yes she's a pretty lady and I love pretty ladies...sorry but half of it is TV/studio/makeup. She doesn't move away from the TWC logo because, like many women her age who have given birth, she's got a big butt. And that healthy complexion? Much of it's makeup made painful obvious when she wears an open blouse (face is tan, neck and chest is pastey white...get a clue TWC makeup room). And Heather, coming from a fan, please sell that 1970's era cameo necklace jewelry at your next garage sale. If interested I'd love to personally replace it with something in pearl.

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    heather1701

    Wed Jun 06 2007

    She is very cute, good looking and most important of all. Very talented as a Meterologist.

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    19fsg60

    Fri May 18 2007

    How old is the lady, i think 38 ish.... any one know ? She sounds like my mom, definately studio make up,...lot's of it too. She does a nice job, I bet Marshall likes his job ! Did any one ever catch the clip announced by Nicole Mitchell that while driving a vehical it's illegal to watch porn on your mini van TV. What the hell were the producers thinking ! From the comments i've read posted here, there are lots of horny guys playing with their remote control's in the morning and Heather is the rain gauge !!!

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    hawkxx

    Mon May 07 2007

    A #1 lady doing weather today.

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    rayden89

    Fri Apr 27 2007

    to all you guys & gals keep your eyes off her!! i've been waking up early every morning just to be with her and to hear her talk! i think i appreciate her more than anyone of you out there! she is very sexy!!! and very! very!! very!!! Very!!! Hot! i just love everything about her!

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    schadenfreudia_nslip

    Mon Apr 02 2007

    Okay, for the rest of you who are bitchin' about Heather's look, what I'm bitching about is that she married the wrong man...her obvious choice should have been the S-meister here.

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    wac0109e

    Sun Mar 18 2007

    I find Heather Tesch completely a bore and untalented. Her taste in clothing is pretty poor as well (often she looks like a housewife doing the weather). Looks aside, she is very dry and bland. I can't understand how she is leading the all-important morning weather for The Weathe Channel.

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    likmeister

    Thu Mar 15 2007

    I'd like to use her thighs as ear muffs. nudge nudge wink wink

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    babewatcher

    Sat Dec 30 2006

    There are three words that best describe Heather: SEXY, SEXY, and SEXY. Love the boobs, cute hair-do, and sweet smile.

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    ajaxa8f2

    Wed Dec 27 2006

    I'd pour powered sugar on her ass and eat it like a funnel cake.

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    6legend9

    Tue Nov 28 2006

    Morning after morning she gives me a rise. Very hot. What a sweet MILF

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    kraftwerk

    Thu Nov 02 2006

    A blissful blend for barometric pressure, weather trends and sustained skyways. Intelligent; yet chillingly snappy. A real credit to "The Weather Channel"

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    mrstone00

    Tue Aug 01 2006

    Every morning I wake up and hope that 'this will be the morning Heather wears a white turtleneck WITHOUT A JACKET'!

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    swideb9c

    Sat May 06 2006

    classy, beautiful ,and intelligent. only if she doesn't try to sound like Barbara Walters.

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    lestat2468

    Sun Mar 19 2006

    OMG I just love this woman and her tight sweaters. :)

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    rockmcmlxx

    Tue Feb 21 2006

    Heather is #1 of several weather channel women I would love to see in playboy magazine (Jen Carfagno being #2). Maybe we should drop Hef a line and tell him he would be even more of a god if he were to get these women in his magazine even partially nude. ;-)

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    fornicate69

    Wed Jan 04 2006

    First class MILF.

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    panteraguy

    Wed Dec 28 2005

    Hot! She is just very sexy!

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    columbus1063

    Tue Nov 08 2005

    She speaks clearly, lucidly and with detail & nuance - obviously knows her weather - not just a pretty face reading a teleprompter. Nevertheless, she DOES have the face AND the body...the forecast is clearly hot & getting hotter in her latitude!

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    murtonfan4life_18

    Sat Oct 29 2005

    She's awesome! I love to see her in the morning. And she's attractive!

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    utaheyes

    Thu Oct 27 2005

    Stunning, but one of the world's worst dressers on-air. Does she still wear that dreadful cheetah jacket? Looks like a bad vestige of bygone disco days

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    gopmember76

    Sat Jul 16 2005

    I agree, she's hot.

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    ricols

    Sun Jul 10 2005

    Not only is she HOT looking she knows her stuff as well!!!

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    marcm9999

    Tue May 10 2005

    TWC is full of these average reporters. Nothing special here.

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    rbrook126

    Wed Feb 16 2005

    She is quite attractive if you like watching a statue with moving arms. She never moves out from behind the Weather Channel logo.

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    tdubya71

    Thu Oct 21 2004

    She has improved since she was new in 1999.

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    meoc3d11

    Thu Oct 07 2004

    A very attractive woman.A pleasure to see every morning.

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    kerryj

    Mon Oct 04 2004

    She is beautiful,intelligent and has a wonderful personality. We miss her in Minneapolis.

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    james123

    Thu Sep 23 2004

    Gorgeous woman. Good morning indeed!

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    tigerm

    Mon Sep 20 2004

    The prettiest woman I seen in my life