have sex for the first time

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    dreaming0616

    Wed Nov 02 2011

    Meh, the first time wasn't anything close to being good....

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    littledragon

    Wed Nov 02 2011

    I dunno. For some people, it involves a rose pedal covered bed and for others, it involves a nasty unexpected surprise while bending over the pool table to sink the 8 ball. Thankfully, I never had any such surprise. However, my first time was in a drunken stupor with my then girlfriend in dorm room with really bright overhead lights. It felt like we were on an operating table.

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    ridgewalker

    Tue Nov 01 2011

    I would be happy to relive this experience when I find a three second event that needs to be timed.

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    djahuti

    Tue Nov 01 2011

    Obviously,this is something we can only do ONCE. It was very nice,but I have to say it improves with age & experience. A LOT.

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    irishgit

    Tue Nov 01 2011

    Sorry, but at my age and with my history, this is no longer an option. Besides, the first time wasn't all that great.

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    magneticd

    Tue Nov 01 2011

    Might as well be the first time, every time. I bleed a lot. Wow, gross.

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Sun May 24 2009

    On a couch AGAIN?

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    frankswildyear_s

    Sun May 24 2009

    I remember it fondly but frankly I've had far better since.

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    ayn9b559

    Sun May 24 2009

    Meh, it's been better.

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    edt4226d

    Fri May 22 2009

    Sadly, that ship sailed nearly 30 years ago. And, truth be told, the first time, while unforgettable, wasn't all that great. I can remember thinking after it was over (and after breathing a sigh of relief that all the equipment was operating like it was supposed to), "Wait a minute-- I went through all that anticipation, all that anxiety and obsessing and dreaming, all that self-doubt and torment and yearning, constant desire...for that? I mean...THAT'S IT?!?" Thankfully, it did get better over time (when I started seeing the woman as a person I could potentially relate to, and maybe even feel close to, rather than as a "target" to quench the fires of my libido with), but the only real benefit I got out of that "first time" was the ability to tell my friends with a straight face that I was no longer a virgin. And, perhaps needless to say, when they asked me how it was, I replied, "Great!!!"

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    gris2575

    Fri May 22 2009

    Ah yes my first time; fifteen years old, two Sweaty, awkward teenagers, unable to tell their Ass from their elbows. Yet the anticipation, the pleasure, and yes, even a little bit of freedom. All to emerge from this clumsy act- a Man. I laugh to think of what I didn't know then, But the first time is definately a happy memory.

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    swangmaster8

    Sat Nov 27 2004

    defeatly because we all know I am a first timer.

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    blanconino

    Thu Jul 22 2004

    My first time is one of the highlights of my life. The anticipation, the desire, all satisfied by one special woman..... it's a beaytiful thing. I remember it was so emotional my first time. Afterwards my sweetheart had tears of happiness running down her cheeks. I remember holding her and feeling like the most complete man on earth. There's nothing like your first time. Don't waste it on a sleazy hooker. This is a moment you will cherish forever

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    nmysz742

    Wed Mar 17 2004

    What a great time! After you're a little more comfortable with sex, I recommend trying a rose-creeper or a Houdini.

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    minkey

    Tue Mar 16 2004

    My buddy had sex for the first time with a hooker in Vegas. He said why not go for looks & experience right away? I kind of understood his strange yet funny logic but it's more meaningful if it's with someone you care for. You will never forget the first person you slept with - make sure it's someone hot and someone you like.

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    runswithwhitew_olves

    Tue Mar 16 2004

    Form what i hearid this is fun and I what to doit relly bad.But if i have to what i can.

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    kamylienne

    Sun Mar 14 2004

    Been there, can't do it again; if I could, though, I'd have waited for someone else to come along. UPDATE: It's DEFINATELY unforgettable, either good or bad, unless you're wasted or something, and if that's the case, it's probably better that you DON'T remember it.

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    enkidu

    Sun Mar 14 2004

    Too late for me. If you haven't done it yet, choose carefully, because you will remember it for a LONG time.

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    optionfootball

    Sun Mar 14 2004

    Highly over-rated, you will both suck at it unless she is really expirenced. And no, you don't remember it for a long time unless that someone ends up being your spouse. Shouldn't be having sex out of wedlock anyhow unless you want a difficult journey into the Kingdom of Heaven.

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    reenyf4b

    Sun Feb 29 2004

    The first time was an unforgettable experience. I wouldn't change it for the world.

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    kolby1973

    Sat Feb 28 2004

    I would rather not ever do this again...it was too painful the first time around...

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    forgotten_hero

    Fri Feb 27 2004

    At this point in time I can only pretend that it's the first time.