have sex for the first time
Approval Rate: 71%
Reviews 22
by dreaming0616
Wed Nov 02 2011Meh, the first time wasn't anything close to being good....
by littledragon
Wed Nov 02 2011I dunno. For some people, it involves a rose pedal covered bed and for others, it involves a nasty unexpected surprise while bending over the pool table to sink the 8 ball. Thankfully, I never had any such surprise. However, my first time was in a drunken stupor with my then girlfriend in dorm room with really bright overhead lights. It felt like we were on an operating table.
by ridgewalker
Tue Nov 01 2011I would be happy to relive this experience when I find a three second event that needs to be timed.
by djahuti
Tue Nov 01 2011Obviously,this is something we can only do ONCE. It was very nice,but I have to say it improves with age & experience. A LOT.
by irishgit
Tue Nov 01 2011Sorry, but at my age and with my history, this is no longer an option. Besides, the first time wasn't all that great.
by magneticd
Tue Nov 01 2011Might as well be the first time, every time. I bleed a lot. Wow, gross.
by numbah16tdhaha
Sun May 24 2009On a couch AGAIN?
by frankswildyear_s
Sun May 24 2009I remember it fondly but frankly I've had far better since.
by ayn9b559
Sun May 24 2009Meh, it's been better.
by edt4226d
Fri May 22 2009Sadly, that ship sailed nearly 30 years ago. And, truth be told, the first time, while unforgettable, wasn't all that great. I can remember thinking after it was over (and after breathing a sigh of relief that all the equipment was operating like it was supposed to), "Wait a minute-- I went through all that anticipation, all that anxiety and obsessing and dreaming, all that self-doubt and torment and yearning, constant desire...for that? I mean...THAT'S IT?!?" Thankfully, it did get better over time (when I started seeing the woman as a person I could potentially relate to, and maybe even feel close to, rather than as a "target" to quench the fires of my libido with), but the only real benefit I got out of that "first time" was the ability to tell my friends with a straight face that I was no longer a virgin. And, perhaps needless to say, when they asked me how it was, I replied, "Great!!!"
by gris2575
Fri May 22 2009Ah yes my first time; fifteen years old, two Sweaty, awkward teenagers, unable to tell their Ass from their elbows. Yet the anticipation, the pleasure, and yes, even a little bit of freedom. All to emerge from this clumsy act- a Man. I laugh to think of what I didn't know then, But the first time is definately a happy memory.
by swangmaster8
Sat Nov 27 2004defeatly because we all know I am a first timer.
by blanconino
Thu Jul 22 2004My first time is one of the highlights of my life. The anticipation, the desire, all satisfied by one special woman..... it's a beaytiful thing. I remember it was so emotional my first time. Afterwards my sweetheart had tears of happiness running down her cheeks. I remember holding her and feeling like the most complete man on earth. There's nothing like your first time. Don't waste it on a sleazy hooker. This is a moment you will cherish forever
by nmysz742
Wed Mar 17 2004What a great time! After you're a little more comfortable with sex, I recommend trying a rose-creeper or a Houdini.
by minkey
Tue Mar 16 2004My buddy had sex for the first time with a hooker in Vegas. He said why not go for looks & experience right away? I kind of understood his strange yet funny logic but it's more meaningful if it's with someone you care for. You will never forget the first person you slept with - make sure it's someone hot and someone you like.
by runswithwhitew_olves
Tue Mar 16 2004Form what i hearid this is fun and I what to doit relly bad.But if i have to what i can.
by kamylienne
Sun Mar 14 2004Been there, can't do it again; if I could, though, I'd have waited for someone else to come along. UPDATE: It's DEFINATELY unforgettable, either good or bad, unless you're wasted or something, and if that's the case, it's probably better that you DON'T remember it.
by enkidu
Sun Mar 14 2004Too late for me. If you haven't done it yet, choose carefully, because you will remember it for a LONG time.
by optionfootball
Sun Mar 14 2004Highly over-rated, you will both suck at it unless she is really expirenced. And no, you don't remember it for a long time unless that someone ends up being your spouse. Shouldn't be having sex out of wedlock anyhow unless you want a difficult journey into the Kingdom of Heaven.
by reenyf4b
Sun Feb 29 2004The first time was an unforgettable experience. I wouldn't change it for the world.
by kolby1973
Sat Feb 28 2004I would rather not ever do this again...it was too painful the first time around...
by forgotten_hero
Fri Feb 27 2004At this point in time I can only pretend that it's the first time.