GX49 Galaxy Home Spa ($31,000)

$31 K for a hot tub is pricey but hardly a candidate for this list. You could probably pay $31 K for a half hour massage in one of those absurdly whacked out pricey resorts in Dubai that has an indoor ski resort.

I bet the salesman was blowing bubbles through a straw right up your rear end when he sold you that thing!