Farting
Approval Rate: 73%
Reviews 25
by irishgit
Mon Jun 02 2008Depending on the people involved, it might be the next level down.Be that as it may, while barking one out might be taking it to the next level, handing her a zippo and offering to let her light the next one certainly is.
by frankswildyear_s
Fri May 30 2008So long as the next level that you are heading to is down a notch, then let 'er rip.
by cyclee
Fri May 30 2008Not exactly what I'd call a way to take your relationship to the next level, but is definitely a proof that your relationship has passed a certain stage if you can both fart and laugh about it without disgust. I personally think it's a good test to see whether he or she really loves you for you, or just fantasize you as if you were God/Godess.
by mrtuner
Fri Feb 29 2008Why would you want to fart in front of somebody that you like? It would only creat an image that you are a pig and or a slob! I understand that its always possible to accedently let one out but if you are letting them rip when you know that you could stop it thats just rude!
by bustindustin
Fri Aug 10 2007Hmmm...not sure this is the way to make someone want to take it to the next level.
by iplaypearldrum_s
Tue Jul 10 2007F A R T ....... Fresh Air Required Throughout
by victor83
Thu Mar 22 2007On one list farting was a "habit". Now it's a way to elevate a relationship?
by numbah16tdhaha
Fri Jun 09 2006Yeah nothing says next level like being uncouth.
by dumbblondecowg_irl
Mon Mar 20 2006I may be the only one, but I'm a grown woman and I still have a very immature sense of humor. I still laugh when people fart, especially my husband because he gets embarrassed about it.
by sfalconer
Mon Mar 20 2006Its called your fart comfort zone, you only fart around people you like, love or trust. Why, because every once in a while every one has to let one go and if you have to watch your self all the time you may hurt yourself, well at least it will feel that way. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend passes some gas while your around just think of it as a sign that your relationship has hit a new level. This may be good or bad, it could be a sign of commitment or an indicator that things are getting to serious and you need to get out.
by vudija
Mon Mar 20 2006So, I understand some people can't always help it...but...I draw the line at people who think it's acceptable to do it, just to do it. It's rude and disrespectful to anyone within earshot (or noseshot lol). Try to control yourselves if possible, seriously.
by blueorchid
Mon Jan 23 2006WHAT THE HECK. Someone was watching a football game with the guys while writing this, eh?
by the_red_yoshi
Wed Oct 12 2005Ladies, you really know a man wants to take it to the next level when he takes you into his "Fart confidance".
by clownmaster44
Fri Aug 05 2005Yeah i admit i still laugh at when i fart.
by igfossilwear
Mon Dec 13 2004The Action farting: farting is out smarting peeing and bleeding but in a way when i fart i bleed from my rectum... i fart and then i shart.. i fart in restraunts where it is busy then i grab a handful of my nasty smelling fart and carry it to some old lady and stick it in her nose...i once saw an old lady and she bout raped me cause she thought farting was sexy.. she'd never had anyone go home with her and fart with her.. here's what she said oh goodness gracious young man! i've had no one in my time come home with me and fart...my ex-husband didnt enjoy that i farted in bed .. he got sick of the smell and moved out and left lots of air freshener.. i love the smell of your farts .. will you please come home with me and fart away we can have farting sex. go to hell
by daccory
Fri Oct 29 2004If she accepts them in reasonable grace, I think you've moved up a level.
by jglscd35
Thu Oct 28 2004people either find farts hysterically funny, or they don't. there doesn't seem to be middle ground. i am not ashamed to say i found farts funny when i was 4 years old, and i still think they are. in my humble opinion, farts are one way God shows His sense of humor. i had a girlfriend who was horrified and disgusted by farts. apparently i let some go in my sleep because she would wake me up in the middle of the night to inform me i had broken wind. obviously you can only do it with people you feel comfortable with as it is not socially acceptable.
by laotzu
Fri Aug 27 2004Man...chicks farting should be outlawed. Now me on the other hand, a plate of hot wings, some dark ale, and some asparagus and I'm a laugh machine the next day. TERRANCE...DID YOU FART?
by wargamefan93
Sun Aug 08 2004My freinds farts are like atomic bombs!
by kamylienne
Thu May 13 2004You know you're comfortable with each other when someone could let a loud one rip and we just think it's hysterical. The only people I'm comfortable around doing this (either party doing it) is my husband and our best friend of five years. You know you're friends if all you do is laugh about it.
by andrewscott
Wed May 12 2004Gee, it's good to know that I don't have to put a ring on her finger to move things along. Instead, I just pull her finger?
by abichara
Wed May 12 2004It might denote a certain level of comfort in a relationship, but farting intentionally is very disrespectful either way. This nasty, gaseous smell certainly doesn't get me going...
by scarletfeather
Tue May 11 2004This is important. If you're in the honeymoon stage of the relationship, you'll think it's adorable when your partner lets out a fart.
by jmj310
Tue May 11 2004Its bound to happen at some point, I guess. And when it does happen, its almost more of a relief (knowing you both survived the humiliation) than anything else.
by sperryc
Mon May 10 2004Whatever, this is not a big deal. Do you want to be with a girl who can't deal with a bodily function not unlike breathing in that everybody does it?