Enemas

The Fleet Enema Song (to the tune of "Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Bomp Bomp": I'd like to thank the guy, who invented the Fleet Enema, that helps me feel regular... bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp When you can't take a dump from your rump rump rump rump rump Fleet cleans your ass from your colon to your ding-dong Fleet helps you dump more shit shit shit shit shit Fleet unclogs your poopity poopity chute Use Fleet with class, just squirt it up your ass And flush that constipation down the pot...yeahhhh... When your asshole hurts, cause you can't take a dump from your rump rump rump rump When you're grunting hard on the toilet You reach for a Fleet Enema-it cleans your ass from your colon to your ding-dong Fleet really helps you move your bowels... Well, when you can't take a dump from your rump rump rump rump rump Fleet cleans your ass from your colon to your ding-dong Fleet helps you dump more shit shit shit shit shit Fleet unclogs your poopity poopity chute Use Flee... Read more

Thankfully, it's something I've never had occasion to use or buy. In the mid 80's, I had cause to spend several days in the hospital and was on a primarily liquid diet. On the last day of my stay there, as I was preparing myself to leave (a group of Hispanic Born-Again Christians were going from room to room to proselytize and I wanted to make my exit as quickly as possible), a hefty nurse came in and said brusquely, "Time for an enema." In the most emphatic terms possible, I told her that I had been on a liquid diet for the past few days, had no need for what she was offering with such alacrity, and suggested that she call the Hispanic Born-Again Christians into the room to hold me down if she still remained determined to admister that enema that I didn't need and most emphatically didn't want. Thankfully, I was able to leave the hospital without the enema or the proselytizing. A few years ago, I was contacted by my birth mother and learned that colon cancer was not unknown in the fam... Read more

By the time I was desperate enough to get to the damn store to buy one,I was in bad shape and could care less who saw what..

Shift the embarrassment.  Ask the clerk for detailed instructions on how to use one.  Then ask if they think that style will be right for you....

They don't seem to carry this brand at the Adults Only Video Store in my nieghbourhood.

frogio: So, you say I have stick this in my ass?Clerk: Yes.frogio:  And it's only $4?Clerk: Yes.frogio: And if I were to stick it in your ass?Clerk: $20.frogio: I knew there was a catch.

" Miss i have alot of problems with that one piece of corn always hung up in there!"

Better to prep for and get your colonoscopy than live with unchecked colon cancer.