Drunk men have relations with underage girls

If someones going to have sex with a kid, then they were a pedophile to begin with, alcohol is not causation people. At least not with this.

For all of my years of heavy drinkin', no teen hottie has seemed to find me more attractive because I was drunk. How is my drinkin' supposed to make young teens more available to me, anyway? I don't quite understand...

I would say a man or woman would have to be of that mindset for it to happen. Alcohol would make someone more likely to act on that predeliction due to lowered inhibitions.

If I  though so I'd take up drinking

I dont think drunks want to have relations with underage girls more than a non-drinker.

Yeah, fifteen year old hotties are just knocking themselves out to bang fat old drunken farts in my neighborhood pub.

Should read "drunk underage girls".

That's BS. Women aren't benevolent and man aren't devils.

I think science will prove that they also have sex with overage girls also. (chortle)

GTH, you forgot the unattractive in your analysis. (numbah will surely pay for that)