Do UFOS and Aliens Really Exist?

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    magneticd

    Mon Oct 17 2011

    We're descended from aliens. Most likely, little creeps from space infested (infected?) the atmosphere and soil, eventually adapting into bigger creeps. Then even bigger creeps. Then medium sized creeps. Get used to it, creep. I submit to you the humble tardigrade (moss piglet, water bear). He's sort of a cute little moss-stalking beast, but this thing can take all manner of heat, cold, radiation and even reproduce in space. He's what dragons evolved from. Man's earliest ancestor was the retardigrade (mall shithead, pudding guppy). It dies if it gets too sad. Curse the luck.

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    djahuti

    Fri Apr 16 2010

    Where do you think Lady GaGa came from anyway? Cleveland?

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    abichara

    Fri Apr 16 2010

    Never seen them personally, but it wouldn't surprise me. After all, considering the vastness of the universe, there has to be other forms of life out there. The odds certainly favor it.

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    frankswildyear_s

    Mon Mar 29 2010

    They can't ALL be Baloon Boy.

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    misspackrat4je_sus

    Tue Oct 21 2008

    I knew some people who believed they did.  But these people read tabloids, too.

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    ladyjesusfan77_7

    Tue Oct 21 2008

    Ask the FBers. I'm sure they have an answer.

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    irishgit

    Thu May 01 2008

    30 million hillbillies can't be wrong.

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    genghisthehun

    Sun Apr 27 2008

    Extraordinary claims take extraordinary proof, and by that I don't mean a bunch of goobers going on the tube to state "I seen one!"   I mean scientific verified proof by competent physicists or aeronautical engineers or both.As to eyewitness testimony, please remember that many folks have seen Elvis, visited with him, and for all I know, backed him up in his band.

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    cyclee

    Sun Apr 27 2008

    The people who are skeptical and haven't seen them think those who claimed to have witnessed them are crazy. And the people who are believers because they have seen them are probably, well, crazy. The point is, we are probably never going to convince everyone until they cover our entire sky and bom us with something we don't even recognize.

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Sun Apr 27 2008

    I speak wookiee...UPDATE: scoooaor scwo ahww rooohu schucao, rhhuao waoo ahwhwawowowa ah cakworaor ohooooorahwowoUPDATE: fitman, you mock my linguistic skills!?!?!? I must then respond with your own secret weapon so YOU TOO can converse with Chewbacca...http://selarips.free.fr/wookieetranslator/BEHOLD, A LINK!UPDATE: Go fig, fitman used it...

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    canadasucks

    Sat Apr 26 2008

    Two seperate questions.  UFO's are quite silly in the main, but 'aliens'?  The two major forms exist - illegal laborers and life on other worlds. . .you betcha.

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    lmorovan

    Sat Apr 26 2008

    Of course they exist. In the imagination of writers, cinematographers, sensationalist media. How many more sci fi movies and books you need to read and watch to get convinced?

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    xagent

    Thu Nov 08 2007

    I'm sure the conspiracy people have something to say about this.

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    reaverto

    Sun Jan 21 2007

    I have not seen any definitive evidence but lots of anecdotal evidence. It is inconceivable to me that we are the only "intelligent" (Even defining intelligence is up for debate, dolphins are supposed to possess intelligence although distinct from humans.) life form in the universe. Whether that same intelligent life could cross light years to reach us is up for debate in my opinion.

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    james76255

    Thu Aug 25 2005

    Going by what most people consider a UFO, and not the literal definition, unless one decides to land in the middle of Times Square, this will remain unanswered. I think it's theoretically possible, and I have seen a couple of things that I damn sure couldn't explain. That doesn't prove that it was life from another planet, just that I can't explain it. And just to add... If there are UFOs visiting Earth, they might very well be flying around bigger cities, not just visiting hillbillies. The bigger the city, the brighter the lights, the more difficult it would be to see anything like that in the sky. Possibly, the reason people in BFE see them so often is because they are the only ones that can.

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    cherrysoda99

    Fri Apr 08 2005

    A UFO is an unidentified flying object. So if you see something in the sky at night and you don't know what it is , then would it not be and unidentified flying object. UFO's are always linked to aliens, but I don't believe that they should be. I believe in UFO's, but not in aliens.

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    ghjkhkjhjkh

    Mon Feb 14 2005

    peter

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    jamie_mcbain

    Sat Jul 24 2004

    If they do exist, why go after hillbillies and instead go after people from MENSA and scientists?

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    enkidu

    Wed Mar 24 2004

    I don't doubt that the aliens do, somewhere, but the people who believe in UFOs seem even weirder than the aliens are likely to be. A more interesting question is the Fermi Paradox: With billions of galaxies, billions of stars, either there is no other intelligent life, or they can't get here, or they choose not to visit us. Fermi thought that all intelligent life might be self-limiting, and destroy itself, a little the way cancer destroys that body that engenders it, as we have been on the brink of doing for more than half a century. So where are they is a creepy question if you think about it for a bit.

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    virilevagabond

    Sat Mar 06 2004

    Given the projected number of stars and planets in the known and unknown universe, it seems highly likely that there is life outside our own solar system. The chances of intelligent life is lower (of course), but still likely again given the size of the universe. UFO's are another matter. Interstellar, much less intergalactic travel seems impractical unless space can be bent somehow and under controlled conditions. Moreover, I tend to gravitate towards the Sagan philosophy, namely that any civilization that has survived long enough to be technologically advanced for interstellar travel must be peaceful.

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    fwmorris

    Tue Dec 30 2003

    It's just like you silly earthlings to think your alone within the vastness of the universe. EMPH!

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    scarletfeather

    Thu Dec 18 2003

    I tend to think that a logical explanation lurks behind UFO sightings. And perhaps people who claim to have encountered aliens just forgot to take their meds for a while.

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    jontheman

    Sat Dec 06 2003

    Aliens almost certainly exist given that life can survive in the most ungodly conditions. As far as UFOs go, they already exist and are created regularly on earth. I'm not talking about flying saucers here but if I tossed a strange object into the air and someone didn't know what it was it would become an Unidentified Flying Object by definition.

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    stanuzbeck

    Fri Nov 28 2003

    I met some aliens once. They were real dicks. They came over to my place and managed to eat an entire jar each of mayonnaise and hotdog relish, which they did with their fingers (all eighteen of them), and they mistook my television for some kind of evil robot which they proceeded to destroy with their laser pistols. Man, next time aliens show up at my door I'm gonna pretend I'm not home.

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    kamylienne

    Sun Nov 16 2003

    Aliens: Probably. Whether they're anything more than unicellular (or whatever the equivalent would be) is another question. UFO's: Probably not.

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    reenyf4b

    Fri Nov 14 2003

    We are not alone!

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    tvtator

    Thu Nov 13 2003

    Yes! Ever been to Los Angeles, the state of Arkansas, places in New York and other parts of the country? Ever worked in retail? There's proof that aliens exisit.