Disney Channel
Approval Rate: 71%
Reviews 45
by scarface4
Sun May 08 2011Should Disney channel really be called Disney channel the theme of disney is supposed be about magic not singing I remember when I was little and I used to watch shows like That's So Raven,Kim Possible,Even Stevens,Lilo & Stitch,the House of Mouse,Stanley,the Proud Family,Smart Guy,American Dragon Jake Long,Recess,Boy Meets World,Dave the Barbarian,The Replacemants (rarely),Braceface,The Buzz on Maggie,The Emporers New School (rarely),Winnie the Pooh,Rollie Polie Olie,the Kuola Brothers,Sister Sister, Lizzy Maguire, what happened to all the good shows? they should replace all that shit like hannah montana,wizards of waverly place,the suite life on deck,good luck charlie,sonny with a chance, and all that other bullshit.The only good show is Phineas and Ferb.miley cyrus a bitch ass mutha fucker, demi lavato a crackhead who's always high and can't sing for shit, selena gomez a triflin bitch who thinks she's all that, the jonas brother a.k.a the gay brothers, cole and dylan sprouse two boy... Read more
by princesslucy
Wed Apr 27 2011I really enjoyed reading your review because that is exactly how I feel about Disney Channel,when I was growing up in the 80's Disney channel was truly Disney ,now it's not. You really expressed yourself quite well and weren't afraid of being harsh which made your review funny I loved your phrase shitney channel .I think Walt would be rolling in his grave.
by disneychannell_ame
Fri Dec 31 2010Umm ok so over the years I have watch Disney Channel like when I was 10 yrs old. I loved it but now it sucks. I really hate it.The only show I like on there is Phineas and Ferb. But the other shows are the worst actors I have ever seen in my life.I mean does every actor/actress have to sing ? I miss the cartoons like Kim Possible,American Dragon,The Proud Family. I mean I miss it but now I can't stand watching it :(
by somethingusefu_l
Fri Oct 15 2010I'm 25 years old and when I was a teen I used to love this channel. That was because the shows that were on were actually quality entertainment. Anyone remember Bug Juice? It was an adorable reality show with REAL teens. That includes overweight and real looking teens. So Weird, Even Stevens, The Famous Jett Jackson and so many more. The shows were actually entertaining. In a Heartbeat is probably the most underrated and rather intriguing show out of them all. The original movies were also quite good for being low budget productions that aired a new one every month. I was surprised when I saw that they don't even really do them anymore. It was really sad because there were some great films. Anyone remember "The Color of Friendship"? Probably one of the best films. It beats High School Musical any day. The movies were great because each one is different. Unlike now where it's the same old dribble. Something happened. They suddenly around 2005 lost their flipping minds of something and... Read more
by ninjawarrior
Sun Aug 08 2010good but not the best. but it is way better than fucking nick.
by boshizzile
Thu Jul 01 2010SHIT SHIT SHIT!! Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.You can't get any bitchier than her. Wizards of Waverly place-Wizards?Teens?don't mix right Good luck charlie?A horrible excuse for a sitcom Suite life on deck-Uhh..never watched it seems as crappy as everything else nowadayson Disney. And more!! Also have you ever noticed none of the "Disney stars" are overweight,have glasses braces,acne,and none are talented? Thats why disney channel is so sucessful than ever before. Because of the stars ''looks''. Don't let your kids watch Vanity channel. That's why kids are bratty,ignorant these days Peace from Spain. '
by anonne67
Sat Apr 03 2010BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! This channel is so stupid! I can't believe what the Disney Channel has become. ITS AN ABOMINATION! I am 21 yrs old, college student, & I can't believe some people of my generations *shivers* actually watch this crap! Hanna Montana, Jonas, Suit Life, High School Musical, & all that other nonsense! Nothing but teen shows! GOD! I FUCKING HATE THEM!!! Not only are they annoying, but they aren't teaching our kids anything. Nothing about morals, life lessons, & using your imagination! This is the worst channel I have ever seen! That's why so many people love the classic cartoons. Disney Channel is suppose to be about DISNEY's work! Like Donald Duck, Goofy, & Mickey. I'm just thankful Mickey & the other characters don't get involved in these shows cause people from my generation would be pissed! Those characters taught us important lessons & were waaaaaay more humorous than all the teeny bopper crap. Miley Cyrus is a w... Read more
by khimerad
Fri Mar 26 2010I know alot of people here already hate disney channel enough, but I might as well throw something on the pot. First of all, it's not that disney channel is relinquishing the kids audience to teen shows, but they're sending those to their other two channels Playhouse Disney and Toon Disney, where you're probably able to find some of the old shows on there. But still, that does not make an excuse for what they've done with this channel. They've basically bastardized the whole thing, preferring to use attractive looking people and cheesy pop songs to make bad sitcoms about teenagers and hot celebrities and hot teenage celebrities wanting to be regular hot teenagers. It's all the same, right down to all of the terrible (TERRIBLE!) special fxs and singing. And the shows aren't even good with morals. Be yourself? Follow your heart? Half of these people are hiding under facades while saying this, and the actors portraying this hardly supports following their hearts when they were either attr... Read more
by sodready
Mon Feb 22 2010remember back then when you thought of the word disney,you thought of mickey mouse,pooh bear,cinderella oh but everything HAD to change now the word disney defines slutty teenagers,gay males,and vanity. did i mention vanity? disney channel,you were great. miley cyrus - a bitchy mutant who is only famous cause of her redneck dad. jackass brothers-probably the gayest band you'll ever come across.did i mention the worst too? demi lovato- a lil' poser who is a wannabe emo because she tanned her skin. selena gomez-a slutty whore who thinks she can do anything.
by vikingscool
Sun Feb 14 2010I don't watch it since 2000. They are rest of crap nowadays since 2005.
by theprolecritic
Mon Dec 14 2009Terrible. Nowadays, I HATE DISNEY CHANNEL. I am not talking about the channel itself, though, but the actresses such as Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, etc. Actually, I liked Disney during the past. I tend to divide the Disney timeline into three eras, which has a significance on the overall impact of Disney. The first era (Walt Disney's era) was best-known for its warmth and morals. Here we see the creation of the Disney characters, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, etc. The second era, which was called the Disney Renaissance, was probably the best era in Disney history. This era was marked with the best in western animation, such as The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, etc. In fact, if Disney wasn't so mediocre and instead tried to put philosophical thought into their animation (existentialism would be a good idea), I think they would have rivaled Japan's anime industry. Unfortunately, all these hopes for a better future for Disney was smashed when THEY BEGAN HIRING S... Read more
by aaa16a52
Fri Dec 04 2009ok...so i used to watch disney channel all the time but then something terribe happened they've removed the good shows and replaced them with "what a show..!" shows...and i was like oh my god...and i've stopped... i used to watch because of totally spies, kim possible, martin mystery, and other good shows and i even used to memorize the schedule... but now... i only watch disney because of phineas and ferb which is cool and also because of shows like hannah montana, wizards of waverly place, etc...shows like that... and now i'm 15...!!!!!!!! they still have mr. bean??!!! 3 times a day...oh my goodness...i think i'd rather watch ben 10... and also oggy and the cockroaches????"oh puhh-lease..!!!!! and oh by the way, metajets is also cool.! i think i'd watch disney again if it goes back to being the super cool channel...!!!!
by bradmason93
Wed Nov 25 2009I used to watch disney channel all the time. Every morning when i was like 12 or 13 i would come down with my dad and watch things like aladin and hercules, house of mouse, timon and pumba, all the old classics. Then all of a sudden tgey completely got rid of em and replaced them with unrelated crap wich has nuffin to do with disney whatsoever. If you go to disney land you wont see zack and cody, or the jonas brothers on the disney parade!! Ok, im 16 now but if they put the old classics back on disney channel then i would so watch them, because it is great entertainment!! All the actors now are just stupid. Jonas brothers? Get real!!!! Its a long shot that they will bring back the classics, heck almost impossible. But it would be great if they even just done weekends where they put the classics on, so at least you have a chance to watch them. I never watch the new disney programmes anymore, as they are completely boring and unentertaining in every way. The audience laugh at the stupide... Read more
by nordmann
Tue Nov 03 2009As younger I watched Disney Channel and was amazed that a whole channel was there with only Disney on. I loved all the disney stuff about Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and all of those lovley charachters. Today the so called Disney Channel is pure garbage, what happened to things that were Disney. What is Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, that waverly place thing, what is this garbage. Dinsey Channel has lost every movies and series about good classic Disney charachters and taken in series with bad actress and no humor, really the programs is supposed to be comedy programs, but the humor isn't there, it's the worst humor I ever heard. The new programs is using untalented "stars" that only have becomed popular because of the exstreme enormous advertisement work or have fathers that are famous like Miley Cyrus. The channel now just seems to be an idolize to some persons. Really the new channel part of Dinseny Channel, Dinsey XD waht is that, thats the lamest thing i haver heard in my entire li... Read more
by jayalex
Wed Oct 21 2009I think that disney channel has really gone down. And I also believe that everyone needs to take a good look at disney channel from the good old school days and compare it to todays. I promise you will be amazed of how cheasy, corny, and greedy disney channel has become today. The channel has no magic, no imagination, no new moral lessons nor showing that being yourself makes you special and very unique anymore. I am ashamed of the directors and other money grubbers who run disney channel today. Think about the kids for once and make a change before the children looses innocence.
by duskullkidrr96
Thu Oct 01 2009The jo bros,hannah montanna,HSM 123&*gulp* 4 ALL SUCK! and i dont care if the jo bros are "HOT" its your music that counts not your appearence and the sad thing is theres a girl that lives in my neighbor hood who thinks that if your smart your dumb and if your popular your great yeah chances are that your not gonna be the next PISSney chanel "Star" and i use the word "star" very loosely Duskullkid out P.S. ROCK N ROLL 4 EVER!
by wendyetobb
Wed Sep 16 2009I am taking the time to write a review of your channel which i rarely do. My children 9 and 10yr old girls use to love watching the Disney Channel. We have noticed so many changes and very rarely watch the station anymore. What happened to Lizzy Mcguire and Raven? We are all tired of seeing Hannah Montana all the time. Its sad that the other shows have disappeared because your producers decide to promote other celebrities. Please bring back the old favorites they are truely missed.
by mas123
Sun Aug 30 2009Disney channel has turned into a load of garbage. Mouse in the house, donald duck, etc..... they were all good shows. I mean, wizards of a waverly place, what? She fixes problems with magic! It's deluding. Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Demmi Lovate, they all need to be fired because they're way too old. They need to bring in younger actors with much more talent.
by parker001
Fri Jul 17 2009I never really watch Disney Channel as a kid. I was too busy watching Cartoon Network and Nikelodeon back before they became garbage. Disney Channel has the same problem these other two networks have but to a lesser degree. It is catering way too much to the preteen-teen age group. Now if they were actually making quaility shows I'd be okay with this but they're not and they're forcing this crap on younger kids. Most of the Disney Channel shows manage to be mediocre at least. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was actually good until the stars hit puberty. Hannah Montana I've never watched, but from what I've seen, it looks pretty shallow.
by piper94
Wed Jul 01 2009i really hate disney channel now! ak the shows ae so silly. Disney was the only thing that was good for us kids, because it wasnt silly or stupid, and it helped kids learn and build their immagination...it used to be a fun channel. all those shows like the adventures of winnie the pooh(the old one), out of the box, lizzie mc guire, rollie polie olie, staney and the great big book of everything, bear and the big blue house...house of mouse, even stevens was okay. thats so raven was always fun. the proud family. kim possible. chip and dale. the little einsteins was good for the little kids...all those shows were the thing giving disney channel its good and fun feeling. it was always a place where the kids would always want to be. now? disney channel is so stupid. its always the same stupid shows...let me start from the beginning. the shows i hated the very most. Brandy and mr whiskers. the emperor's new school. the stupid cartoon with the bee, or the bugs, whatever...the suite life of za... Read more
by nks39659
Thu May 28 2009I rate The Disney Channel as less than OK. While the shows are entertaining for kids, they lack showing any real life experiences. Most adults are either absent for most of the program or if they are present, they are wrapped up in doing other things besides parenting, and only find out about things at the end of the episode. What parents leave underage kids alone constantly while they go off to do whatever? A little more reality would be nice.
by varner
Tue May 19 2009the disney channel sucks now where are the good cartoons like donald duck ,goofy, and mickey mouse i like these show too, Chip and dale rescue rangers ,timon and pumaba, talespin, aladdin and all that even darkwing duck .I like winnie the pooh the characters had different personiltys. piglet was scared of thunder and everything,Pooh that like honey and said oh bother, rabbit who is bossy and serious, tigger a bouncy character that is humurous and jokes around, and eeyore the gloomy wher is that, all they have is hannah montona,thats so raven,jona boothers and crapp like that i wish they but barney on hannah montona. I also like disney house of mouse,lilo and stitch and some of the disney movies they play and not live and concert one (execpt fo high school musical I like zac erfon,corbin bleu and vassena hughens that still have the animated classics disney movies too like phontantacs and finding nemo.
by tulakland
Sun Apr 05 2009Really pretty upset. Easter week Disney decides to show Halloween shows. How more anti-Christian can you get! My girls watch Disney all the time & will not be watching this week. We will definitely start limiting the watch time. What is happening to this channel that is suppose to be geared toward kids?
by tonnee69
Wed Dec 31 2008I have never liked to watch the Disney Channel, because I have had a much mature taste in entertainment, but my friends seemed to enjoy it as kids. I do know that it used to be geared for younger children. Now they are trying to appeal to teens, and they are hiring horrible actors and actresses, such as Miley Cyrus. Children now have no idols or role models that they can look up to. All the girls are going to be pregnant and all the guys are going to be the ones who knocked them up. I mean, come on, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovate, etc. are all much to old to be acting on the Disney Channel like this. And, honestly, the Jonas Brothers aren't all that they are cracked up to be. Pretty soon, they are going to realize they are not six years old any more. I can only hope that they eliminate some of their regular programs and add some new ones that are appropriate for children.
by camiecyandie
Thu Nov 27 2008I TOTALLY AGREE. =D, well i think all of disneys channel show r for teen, it's so stupid, 3 yr old should not be watching high school musical :p
by naltar66
Mon Nov 24 2008I am ten years old, I have a high IQ.I COMPLETE HATE DISNEY CHANNEL.Ever since Waly, my dear friend died. It is now downhill.Phineas and Ferb, WHat the fu(c)k?It's cheesy. Too random. Not funny and completely Sh*t.Now in my school, they watch TOO MUCH Disney channel, they thought DATING people would make them cool, but it's not, they're too young, by the time all the DC girls are 13 they'd be pregnant. What influence does Disney give? Look at every girl's ass? Call every cool boy hot?I used to LOVE the old mickey mouse gang, like Mouse in the house!Or the classic cartoons.It's all jacksh*t now. 1.Hannah Montana, how more vain can she be? 2.That's so Raven, What?Physcics?Since when? 3.High School musical, do I need to explain, every kid is crazy about it.Go teabag Zac Efron then. Well, my opinion.Adios. :D
by jrosec
Thu Oct 09 2008what is the cartoon movie, which was definatley played on disney channel... i can only remember parts of it.. a boy was living in the kings castle, and then something started to fill up the castle..i really can't remember what it is.. and then there was another movie with like a troll type creature, and a little girl and a shopping cart. i know they were movies!!
by fatman12345678_9
Fri Sep 26 2008This show is so gay. The actors are gay. Everything is gay about this channel. Walt Disney would not have approved of this if he was still alive. Overall, don't watch this shit because it is GAY!
by helloyellowbir_d
Tue Aug 12 2008Piece of crap channel. I remember the old Disney Channel. I remember watching Disney in the early 90's when they used to play "older" movies at night. I remember watching So Weird, The Little Mermaid, Bonkers, Aladdin, Gargoyles, Timon and Pumbaa, Doug, Pepper Ann, Recess, etc... Hocus Pocus, Zenon Girl from 21st cenutry, and did I forgot to mention HOCUS POCUS?! AND NOW WHAT KIND OF SHOWS ARE THEY PAYING? HANNAH MONTANA? Are you freaking kidding me? And what's with that Mexican chick with the gigantic head; what's her name? Gomenz? Seriously though; the acting is horrible and the channel is going down the shitter. F U Disney; thanks for changing a great channel into a sanctuary for tweens with the IQ of 35 who are destined to get caught giving a middle school boy a BJ in the girl's restroom. You've failed me.
by elexis020
Mon Aug 11 2008Disney channel has gone way down in the past 10 years. What happened to shows like Lizzie McGuire, The Jersey, So Weird, etc. Those were great shows and they are timeless. please add those back on and get rid of those gimmicky disney channel shows.
by zach887
Sun Jul 20 2008ok, for kids.
by j9359e46
Thu Jul 17 2008Keeps the kid busy.
by samantha_lynn
Wed Jul 16 2008disney channel is another great one for kids
by jenn165
Sun Jul 13 2008great shows for kids
by monkey11611
Sun Jul 13 2008i hate you
by trebon1038
Sat Jul 12 2008I like the Disney channel though most programming is for a younger crowd than mine.
by ms_236812311
Fri Jul 11 2008keeps the kids occupied!! LOL
by bri_3386
Fri Jul 11 2008haha I love disney channel :](Jonas brothers)
by twansalem
Fri Jul 11 2008I suppose they probably have some valuable children's programming on occasion, but all I ever notice is sickeningly sweet kid oriented sit-coms that all seem like the same show.
by kathy3214789
Thu Jun 19 2008hi my name is kathy tran and i would like me and my band to play on diseny channel so please please help me.I am 10 years old and i am about to be 11 in july so i would love to be on diseny channel because i want fans and meet new friend because i dont want to be a person that nobody knows!! I am a really good singer and a actor andi would like to be on diseny channel so please help me!! thank you!!
by quigleysouppac_ket
Sat May 17 2008Its quite depressing that this is what kids watch now. I mean, what happened to GOOD kids shows? These are snobby actors in silly little situations, who even cares? This IS NOT what it will be like for kids when they grow up. If they think this is what they're in for when they grow up, they're wrong. And all these new, disgusting shows on Disney Channel are making them think that life is like that, where nothing matters. Sure, maybe not for kid stars who are already rich and famous, probably by their parents pushing them out on stage. But for an average kid who has been watching the Disney channel and starts acting like those stars, chances are they'll get bullied. Put some good entertainment on Disney, for gods sake! Not poisoning kid's minds!
by glyglyglj
Sun Apr 27 2008i think that you should not accuse somone of doing it with 15 older guys when you have no frickin' proof and she didn't in the first place.
by abbieee
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by misspackrat4je_sus
Fri Feb 01 2008I don't know what it's like now, but I remember it used to be pretty good at one time. Especially the "Vault Disney" midnight classics, some of which I was able to get on tape.
by denves07
Sun Dec 30 2007Hannah Montanna channel...