Discover significant other in bed with best friend

I'd just pack my suitcase and move on down the line. Drama is not my thing.

It would be a toss-up who I was more pissed off with in this scenario. Since my language is often profane with much less cause than this, I suspect I'd be scorching the paint off the walls, partly in an attempt to relieve myself from the desire to commit homicide.

Her best friend or mine?

Too late. This would be a good *excuse* to commit a crime of passion. Screw the f-bomb!

I can see how this one might put you in a pretty bad mood and ruin your day. If there was a list of the top 10 things you wouldn't want to happen, this would rank pretty high I think. I imagine you'd probably swear quite loudly whilst shouting many other words - quite an animated conversation would take place.

Profanity wouldn't cut it...this would call for felonious violence.

I remember what an old timer told me once when I was very young and naive. I was having trouble with a girl who, well let us say was not devoted to me. I asked him how things worked out between he and his wife who was much younger and quite gorgeous. He shrugged his shoulders and said,"I don't mind if a man drinks from the well every now and then. As long as he leaves the cup."

Not that I'm worried about this happening, but afterwards there will be blood, court hearings, and lengthy jail time!

Profanity? More like justifiable homicide...

Although this has not happened to me, I think a few choice words would be in order and would actually be expected.

Since my best friend is my dog, I would be more confused than upset. However, if they are truly happy, I think that I could tolerate a little disrespect. I love them both very much.

As long as the friend is female and hot, I'm of the same opinion as IJR on this one. (Hell must be getting cold if I'm agreeing with him this much)

lol, their best friend our yours?

Yeah, this just might be a pretty good reason for profanity. Justifiable homicde too!

This one would leave room for more than just profanity, but as the law states, a crime of passion is no crime right? Before doing anything rash, look that one up, may depend on the state you live in (Just kidding by the way, would never condone violence at any level, at least not publically and on the record anyway)...

I would leave the house before I do anything rash.

I wouldn't use profanity, I would accidentally bash in their heads.

In this situation I would do what any star running back would do - stab them both repeatedly and take off in my ford bronco.

Where some see problems. I look for opportunity ;)

Although it has never happened to me personally, I think cursing would be the least of my sins in this scenario. In fact, if all I was doing is cursing, I'd question my sanity.

I'd be so angry that I wouldn't say a single word. Instead I'd grab something heavy and aim for that bastard's head. If he survives I would then proceed to do things that I wouldn't dare mention in front of the kids since CTVFan is so easily offended.

Forget profanity. I'd ask to see my significant other outside of the room and have a knife greeting him below the belt. Not that I'd actually do anything with it, but it would be nice to nick him with it.

There would sure as hell would be more than cussing going on if this ever happened...good grief ! There would be one helluva fist fight between a bunch of homos....

I try not to lose my temper, but when I lose it is not a pretty sight to see. This would be one of those occasions.

Just skip the profanity, dump your worthless mate and forever forget about your friend.

This is a time for rational discussion, not mindless verbal violence.

I don't know if profanity would be necassary. Definitely some violence though. ha

I wouldn't be swearing at this point. I'd be kicking the bitches ass.

. . . he'd be lucky if all I do is get verbally violent. Things will probably get broken.