Cheeseburgers

In my late teens, my friends and I often hung out at a concert hall in Passaic, NJ, called the Capitol Theatre (it's long since been torn down). It had started out as a vaudeville hall, had become a porno theatre, and had then been transformed into a rock concert venue. I saw a few good, and a lot of crappy, shows there over the years--- AC/DC, Frank Zappa, Judas Priest, Heart, Cheap Trick, UFO, Ramones, etc.--- but concerts there mainly served as occasions for "partying". We drank in the parking lot before the concert, smoked pot in the bathroom during the concert (once, a cop came in as we stood in a circle passing a joint around-- he plucked it from my fingers, squashed it under his shoe, and said wearily, "Get back the f*ck to the concert"), and wound down after the concert with still more booze. By then, of course, it was quite late. As we wound our way home (this was before MADD; I certainly don't advocate inebriated driving, but in those days, cops didn't seem to take it quite... Read more

A burger tastes great when I'm sitting down with a beer, but when I'm actually good and drunk a cheeseburger isn't at the top of my list. Making it at home would require drunk grilling, which is full of peril. Getting it from a restaurant probably entails driving, which is even more perilous. I guess some places might deliver a cheeseburger, but thats probably not the place I want to get my burger from.

A monster burger and curly fries from Hardee's always does the trick when I've had a few (or more) to drink.

Burgers and beer....a match made in Heaven.