Carrot Top

Approval Rate: 53%

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    danvaught

    Sun Mar 21 2010

    I saw Carrot Top, 10-13-2010 at the Luxor. He was funny and should be getting the advertising the crappy Criss Angel show is getting. Though I've seen some of his props before, it was funny and presented well. He put on a long show and interacted with the crowd very well. I don't know why this guy gets such a bad rap.

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    irishgit

    Mon Aug 25 2008

    Astonishingly bad. That he has ever had anyone pay him for his act beggars the imagination

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    roarofthunder

    Wed Aug 20 2008

    Hit and miss jokes don't cut it for me, you're either funny or not. Someone take this oaf and his junk off stage, please!

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    dls1968

    Thu Apr 03 2008

    I had the pleasure of seeing Carrot Top last week at the Luxor in Las Vegas. He was hilarous, creative, imaginative, engaging and very likable. I would love to see him again!!

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    going2oahu

    Mon Dec 24 2007

    I'm not real keen on physical humor - not for me.

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    lockedloaded

    Sun Nov 11 2007

    Saw Carrot Top 11-10-07 @ Luxor and he was absolutely HILARIOUS. Forget these negative reviews. These are the same bozo's that complain about everything. These people wouldnt know comedy if it jumped up and bit em on their asses. His "prop" coupled comedy along with some VERY interesting "interaction" with the crowd made for an extremely good show. The show was packed crowded and everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE was busting a gut. I laughed so hard, my sides literally hurt. His style of comedy is dry and very clever and makes for an enjoyable show. For these idiots that dogged him for his shows and the style of show, he's been around for YEARS and YEARS (that says something right there to begin with!!) His show style and "brand" of comedy (use of ingenious props) hasn't changed since he started, so uhhhhh, you go see him anyway(knowing pretty close to whats coming) and then say you didnt like it????!!!! What a bunch of jerkoffs......sorry folks, but I'd say it was a great show and cert... Read more

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    sandya1025

    Wed Aug 08 2007

    I saw him a few years ago and will be seeing again on Sunday night. We LOVED him! He had the audience in stitches. It takes a lot for me to enjoy good comedy and he was GREAT!

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    sunstorm1001

    Sat Jun 02 2007

    Strange dude.  I watch him on the late nite shows, and some of his stuff is funny, maybe 50%, and the other 50% is   huh???  But I have a hard time getting around his face, he has had a 'michael jackson/joan rivers' type face lift and it looks too much like a mask for me to pay attenion to what he is saying/doing as I am just looking at that overstretched face!

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    bigmike24

    Fri Apr 07 2006

    My wife and I saw him tonight (4-6-06) at the Luxor. This guy is awesome. We are almost 30 and were probably some of the youngest in the croud. However, everyone around us was laughing almost to the point of tears. Even the Seniors! If you are going to LV...he is a great show to see. HOWEVER...if you get offended by swearing, jokes about race/sex, or can't laugh and have a good time - this may not be the show for you.

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    gamerman

    Wed Mar 01 2006

    An unfunny nerdy looking comedian who for some weird reason decided to take steriods. Were the steriods supposed to turn your career around?

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    caphillsea77

    Wed Feb 15 2006

    Carrot Top - Get off the phone you ugly b*tch !

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    cherrysoda99

    Mon Jan 09 2006

    Oh...oh...the key source of many TV watcher's nightmares.

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    holcombejorda_n

    Thu Oct 06 2005

    get a brain, get a life, and get an act without props, idiot. good thing you're buff because, goddamn you're ugly.

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    rjy22751

    Mon Sep 19 2005

    How can you call this guy a comic? He's never been funny, but allways a huge pain in the ass!

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    genghisthehun

    Mon Jun 13 2005

    Totally off my radar screen.

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    callitdownthel_ine75

    Mon Apr 04 2005

    Perhaps Carrot Top was once actually funny. But when that was, I don't know. By the way, aren't his fifteen minutes up already?

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    crabbymonk9

    Sun Apr 03 2005

    I LOVE CARROT TOP! HES FUNNY AS HELL AND IF YOU WATCHED HIS SHOW THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT TOO

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    alpepper

    Mon Mar 14 2005

    The only thing worse than a clown or a mime is a prop comedian. Carrot Top is actually less funny than Gallagher, who is rather unfunny himself. Based on rumor and innuendo, Carrot Top is morey Carrot Bottom (as in carrot is in his bottom).

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    edt4226d

    Wed Feb 16 2005

    I know this guy generates a lot of venom, even hatred, but I'm not quite sure why. Because he's unfunny? Adam Sandler isn't funny either but people seem to like him and Hollywood keeps putting him in movies, so it can't be that people hate Carrot Top because of lack of talent. I mean, if lack of talent were responsible for generating hatred, Britney Spears and Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lopez would be vilified across the country. True...Carrot Top's looks are more scary than funny, but that can't be the cause of such intense, heartfelt hostility. His commercials are annoying, for sure, but then what commercials aren't? I'm not trying to be disingenuous here; I really don't understand why such hatred is directed at him. He seems to be just another minor celebrity famous for not much of anything, and there's no shortage of people like that in the popular culture today (William Hung, Paris Hilton, etc.). Carrot Top has never killed anybody, he's never done time for peddling drugs or deali... Read more

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    tornado

    Sun Jan 30 2005

    Dude, does your crotch hair look like that, too?

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    tdubya71

    Thu Oct 21 2004

    Carrot Top is annoying. That buck-toothed fool is not funny and his AT&T; commercials suck.

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    uneek1c9

    Mon Sep 20 2004

    Why do people keep giving him jobs?

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    jtolleson1

    Mon Sep 13 2004

    OMG, I seriously did not know that ANYONE thought he was funny. I thought his whole shtick was just to be annoying.

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    jglscd35

    Sun Sep 05 2004

    um, carrot top is a celebrity?

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    southparker9

    Tue Aug 24 2004

    Never funny. How did he get a movie? If the studios have extra film lying around, I'll take it.

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    jamie_mcbain

    Fri Jun 18 2004

    One of the least funniest people on Earth.

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    alex_the_greate

    Thu May 13 2004

    Carrot Top is a funny guy. that is not important. Even you dislike him, the 1-800-COLLECT hired a right guy for the commercial, as the names are all in your mind forever, and you can't take them away. When Carrot Top gave you the phone and said: It is for you!, and you took it, then he took your girl friend ( reality is he took a piece of your memeory in your brain) away and said It is wierd. It is humor, at least I like it.

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    oceanspray

    Fri Apr 30 2004

    Gotta move beyond the 30 second ad spots to get a higher ranking

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    redoedo

    Sat Mar 27 2004

    It's cause of this jackass that I DON'T use 1-800-COLLECT.

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    pete495

    Tue Nov 18 2003

    I used to find Carrot Top hilarious way before he did the phone commercials. I think his commercials are terrible and they are giving him a bad reputation. You should see his stand-up routine before you jump to say you hate him.

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    majibb

    Sat Sep 13 2003

    Why hasn't this man been murdered yet?

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    kolby1973

    Fri Sep 12 2003

    Highly annoying, and I can't imagine why that phone company keeps paying him to do those stupid commericals. They are boring, overdone, and I am tired of them. And cut that hair, good grief ! :(

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    hardwire

    Tue Aug 05 2003

    There is an old saying that says: Those who can't do, do prop comedy. And carrottop definetly cannot do. He's worse than Gallagher, and he's possibly the ugliest of "celebrities." He could never get any of the women he hits on in those 10-10-220 commercials.

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    shimmers340500

    Tue Jul 29 2003

    He's not funny at all. I have never once laughed watching him on those commercials. I just find him extremely annoying.

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    djlarryszyms

    Tue Jun 17 2003

    He is The manwhore of Bowling Green. That's the ONLY reason he still performs there. If he was a woman, he would be considered a gutter bitch. If you find this oversized leprechan to be a comedian, you are a sad, sad individual who watches far too much television. Sober or loaded, this guy makes me want to punch my television. Carrot-Top? It's more like Skid-Mark.

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    diggity911

    Sun Jun 15 2003

    1 800 call att

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    moosekarloff

    Fri May 30 2003

    Noted practitioner of The Douchebag School of Humor. This guy's so lame that, like Gallagher (another weak act), he finds it impossible to be funny by himself, in his own right, without all the gimmicks. He's not terribly funny with the gimmicks, either. Amazing how many of these unfunny so-called "comics" make a living being unfunny. But how much of a living do they make? I saw Carrot Top cadging drinks off his fans in the cocktail lounge of one of those Indian casinos in Connecticut where he was performing. The house obviously thought so little of him they refused to provide him with free alcohol after his show. Hmmm.

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    chris916

    Sun May 18 2003

    don't go by those annoying ATT commercials. i was skeptical at first, but there wasn't much else going on that nbight so I went to his show. Could not stop laughing. And yes it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out his jokes, not all comedy has to. If you're going to comedy shows to show how smart you are, I feel sorry for you. Another plus is while most shows only run maybe 90 minutes, his was a little over 2 hours.

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    kahfess

    Sat May 17 2003

    I absolutely can not STAND this guy. I don’t find anything he does or says to be even the slightest bit humorous. Sorry, but he’s pretty bad.

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    getback

    Mon May 12 2003

    Be for Real.

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    president_x_d

    Mon May 12 2003

    I want to dial his skull down the center with an icepick.

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    mickey61

    Fri Apr 25 2003

    Just wanted to bump him ahead of that pig Rosie.

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    joe23665

    Thu Apr 03 2003

    1-800-HASBEEN

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    pikachan

    Wed Apr 02 2003

    i really hate him and those annoying 1-800 collect commercials. the worst comedian.

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    psdof677

    Tue Mar 25 2003

    A LITTLE OFF THE WALL BUT VERY FUNNY LIVE

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    kamylienne

    Thu Mar 20 2003

    Well, it's obvious that you either love him or hate him. I happen to be in the latter camp. Props just don't do it for me, and his collect call commercials actually makes me want to actively NOT use that service, which is a pretty hard thing to do. If you enjoy prop comedy and exaggerated, extreme behavior, then this may be for you. For me, I think I'll pass.

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    itzme14

    Thu Feb 20 2003

    Carrot Top is annoying, and very bad to look at! Whenever he is on tv, I always mute it!

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    molfan

    Wed Jan 08 2003

    He is about a 1.5. Oh my gosh is he ever obnoxious. I thought he was mildy humerous for about three minutes. I probably laughed at some of his props a couple times. That was it. I hate those awful phone commmercials he does. I try and ignore him. Now i just want him to shut up and go away.

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    jan168301

    Wed Dec 18 2002

    Carrot top is such a dork

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    samiam

    Mon Apr 08 2002

    Yikes, I saw Carrot Top's show in college. Rather than make me laugh, he confuses me, I simply sit in a state of utter confusion when I see him..I have to give him some credit for creating his props, however, they aren't funny..and now the phone commercials, oh the horror. Please go away..and have you ever seen him close up? Very eerie..his face is chiseled, and his eyebrows are perfectly sculpted..he freaks me out..he almost looks plastic.